[reply][reply][reply]I’m hoping Big Mama writes a book about all the exploits she saw, I bet it’d be a great book!
Al is always asking women to be his wife, and pours champagne like he just came on them. Angie throws a fit. Maybe that’s the way he is[/reply]
I’d be annoyed if my husband liked pouring champagne all over other women, too. That’s a waste of champagne. And I mean, if he wanted to simulate bukkake, ranch dressing and mayonnaise are so much cheaper.[/reply]
If my bukkake load ever looks like mayo or ranch dressing I’m going to the hospital…[/reply]
Well, methyl cellulose would probably be more realistic, but it’s also more expensive. And I don’t think you can buy it in bulk at Costco, either. So ranch dressing or mayonnaise it is.
[reply][reply]He groped a friend of mines’ breasts (uninvited) during a very small/intimate post-show meet and greet (it was not the paid for cattle call in 2008) with her husband standing right next to her.
Intimate indeed. Honk Honk!
Seriously, though, did she or the husband say anything to him or his team at the time it happened?[/reply]
I don’t know what happened word-wise because I was not in close proximity to them when the incident occurred. She didn’t seem upset when she mentioned the groping incident to us the following afternoon, and we didn’t ask her questions because we were not at all surprised.[/reply]
Those girls knew he was “AL JOURGENSEN” the cocky rockstar. That’s why he had the guts to do what he did. I’ve heard that too. That Al tries to pick up chicks when their husband or boyfriend is there. And the guy ends up hating Al. When noone cares or knows he’s "AL"he’s intimidated by women that he wants to go up to but can’t
[reply]Excuse me, Big Mama, can you do us all a favor and shut up for a while? The grown ups are trying to have a normal conversation.
AAAAHHH. So cute…Trying to be like your “hero” Al by beating up on women[/reply]
Yeah, beating women is wrong… unless you’re doing it because you love them. You know? Like when you swat a dog when it shits on the carpet or bites the neighbor’s child. Being the superior sex, it’s my duty to show the inferior sex right from wrong.
And just who are you to judge how people express their love? “I hit you because I love you.”
Thought about Al’s book - think he should do an audiobook version? Who should narrarate it? Al? Johnny Depp?
With the book written in first person I wouldn’t be able to listen to a reading by anyone other than Al, unless they did it in the voice OF Al. Anything other than Al’s voice would just be too weird for me.
