So is anyone else kind of drepressed by Nu ministry?

I know there are hundreds of posts on here about how much ministry has sucked since HOTM but seriously, I’m depresed about how much this band has fallen since aninmositisominia.

I mean I know animostistisomina wasn’t the greatest Ministry album ever released but I always thought it was a good example of a band reaching their later years without becoming a self parodory or mockery of what they once were.

Then house’s of the moly came around and Ministry’s record of consistently releasing decent records was ruined. Then Rio Grande Blood came out and the band just became flat out terrible.

I’m writing this because of how terrible that youtuble video of jourgenson playing the beatles was. I mean WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! It was awful. I never would have thought five years ago his music would has sunk that low. He’s like the Jar Jar bink’s bink’s of industrial music now.

I don’t care how much “let’s go” sound like “the missing”, Ministry needs to stop ruining their discography. I can’t even listen to ministry’s older albums anymore because I go off on this mental rant about how disappointed I am with the band.

I mean I know animostistisomina wasn’t the greatest Ministry album ever released but I always thought it was a good example of a band reaching their later years without becoming a self parodory or mockery of what they once were.

Animositisomina was, in my opinion, perhaps the album that Dark Side could/should have been. It was a so so album that would have been a half decent follow up to Filth Pig. I’d say, take the best tracks from Dark Side (Vex And Silence, Supermanic Soul, Nursing Home), remove a couple of tracks from Animositisomina (Animosity, Stolen, Light Pours Out Of Me) and you’ve got yourself a fine-diddly-ine album there sir.

Then house’s of the moly came around and Ministry’s record of consistently releasing decent records was ruined. Then Rio Grande Blood came out and the band just became flat out terrible.

Yes…to a degree. House’s was ok-ish but sounded too much like a poor man’s Psalm 69. I don’t care what ANYONE says, it IS a retread. Still, I don’t mind the post-punky rusty feel to it. Some of it is terrible (Waiting, the corny intro to No W etc) but most is decent.

Rio Grande is pretty dire. Has a few decent cuts (Palestina, Yellow Cake, Rio Grande Blood, Ass Clown) but the rest of it is atrocious.

The Last Sucker is an embarrassment. Even Rio Grande leaves it for dead. It is an indictment on the name Ministry. It sounds like bad White Zombie mixed with Slayer mixed with cheesy KMFDM/Static X/ Thrill Kill Kult. I can’t even be bothered writing my thoughts on the album (something I’ve done for EVERY new release since I joined this board). It’s just an embarrassing, cartoonish parody of something once so accomplished.

Hell, it makes Cocked And Loaded seem like the work of pure genius.

I’m writing this because of how terrible that youtuble video of jourgenson playing the beatles was. I mean WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT! It was awful. I never would have thought five years ago his music would has sunk that low. He’s like the Jar Jar bink’s bink’s of industrial music now.

Jar Jar Binks!! Ha!! Yes, effective analogy there. He really has made a mess of it now. And what the hell kinda of backing band does he have now. Looks like a bunch of Motely Crue/Faster Pussy Cat clones trying to look ‘modern’. And who the hell is this Sin guy?!?!? What a wretch. Could he be any more ‘Bon Jovi’??

Every time I watch that youtube clip, I’d imagine ex Ministry band members huddled around their computers and sniggering at the farce in front of them. It is a new low for the band - hell, for any band for that matter.

And it stands to reason that the Piss Army members think it was the bees knees. Al could burp into the microphone and within minutes there’d be a thread there describing how ‘awesome’ the event was.

I don’t care how much “let’s go” sound like “the missing”, Ministry needs to stop ruining their discography. I can’t even listen to ministry’s older albums anymore because I go off on this mental rant about how disappointed I am with the band.

Lets’ Go DOESN’T sound like The Missing. It sounds like some cartoon heavy metal band imitating ‘industrial’ metal and hoping for cred. It’s an awful, derivate, completely devoid of new ideas or anything creative with AWFUL lyrics to boot. Utter shit is about the nicest word I can use to describe it.

Not two long ago I played the new album in my car which was full of guys who were Ministry fans in the early nineties. After three or four tracks, one of them finally piped up and said ‘Is this Ministry?? God this is awful? Are they even still around??’ Then there was silence for a minute or two…then someone else said ‘Surely you’ve something else to put on? This is pathetic’.

I think that sums it up quite nicely.

I mean I know animostistisomina wasn’t the greatest Ministry album ever released but I always thought it was a good example of a band reaching their later years without becoming a self parodory or mockery of what they once were.

animositisomina for me is their “farewell” album. it has several ministry stereotype songs in there… i mean as if they’d put this album out with “this is what we can do good” attitude.

sure it has some bleak moments and the high frequencies are just murderous but the content is there.

after that, houses, rio, sucker - i consider them to be al jourgensen’s solo albums. i guess now if anyone wants to listen to post-2003 ministry, they can pull out some decent tracks from this shitty bland tired trilogy and make a compilation for themselves. to have one single “ok” album instead of three exact same ones.

the new revco sucks too. the remix albums and rantology were bad too… the ryko re-releases were crappy for the most part too. so yeah i can agree they’re going sorta downhill.

the only worthy release since animositisomina was “side trax”.

Agreed. The last three albums have definitely seen a worrying decline in the standard of Ministry’s output. It’s as if Al is eager to wash his hands of the band and start afresh with new projects that (hopefully) will take him in a new direction.

I find it hard to give any of the trilogy albums a fair listen to these days - and not one of them can I listen to all the way through without skipping at least two or three tracks.

I particularly dislike The Last Sucker. Honestly, it’s hard to summon up the courage to say anything good about that album.

I’m not depressed. I’ve moved on. There’s tons of better music out there to be concerned about Ministry. They were once one of my favorite bands, but that kinda phased out in time as they progressingly became less inovative.

Personally, I’ve gone on a Cardiacs binge.

Working as tirelessly on catching up with them as I did with Ministry over the years, so maybe I’ll have something else to obsess over now.

Paul seemed like he was the conscious of ministry, while Al was the senile old man who would do what was advice. Animositisomia was and should’ve been the proper farewell album. HOTM was a good album, imo. But as previously said, and which I agree; it was definately a re-tread.

RGB is just weak and boring. I liked maybe three tracks out of the 10, which is sad. Didn’t really like ass clown much. I enjoyed the title track, lies lies lies, yellow cake, and i’m a little mixed about khyber.

TLS was Al trying to regain what he lost, to which he failed. I think TLS is a superior album compared to RGB, but that isn’t saying much. And the only reason I call it the superior album mainly because of the slight improvement on production, and it seems like Al backed off a little with the “I hate bush! bush! bush! bush! …bush…dick!”. I got old really quick. But I do like the first two tracks a decent bit, death and destruction is pretty nice, and i’m mixed about Die in a Crash. The flow even seems a little better on this one. But out of the Trilogy, HOTM is the superior.

They still never compare to anything 2003 and before. Al has no creativity left and hasn’t for a real long time. It’s a wise decision to lay it down, but I have a feeling ministry will be back sooner than never. Al’s going to miss the spotlight sooner or later.

Hmmmm
my view
lets see
Twitch=Good Album (3 1/2 out of 5 stars)
LORAH=GREAT ALBUM (5 out 5 stars)
Mind Is…=GREAT ALBUM (5 out 5 stars)
Psalm 69=GREAT ALBUM (5 out 5 stars)
Filth pig= O.K. Album (2 1/2 out of 5 stars)
Dark Side Of…=O.K. Album (2 1/2 out of 5 stars)
Animosit…=Good Album (3 out of 5 stars)
HOTM=Good Album (3 1/2 out of 5 stars)
Rio Grande=Damn Good Album (4 out of 5 stars…last star held back due to lack of imagination on lyrics).

By my count, big fall post 69, and it’s been on the way back up since Ani.

Honestly. If I really had to rate them, i’d say:

Twitch= 4.5 out of 5
LORAH= 4 out of 5
Mind Is…= 4 out of 5
Psalm 69= 3.5 out of 5
Filth pig= 3.5 out of 5
Dark Side Of…= 3 out of 5
Animosit…= 3 out of 5
HOTM= 3 out of 5
RGB= 1 out of 5
TLS= 1.5 out of 5

As i mentioned on this board many times before, i really didnt mind the direction that Al took Ministry in post Animositisomina… RGB is a fun extreme metal release. In this sense, it is in fact yet another ‘new’ direction for the band, since they were never so clearly focused on fulfilling the needs of their metal fans.

Last Sucker is a very listenable album for me; however, unlike RGB, which I consider to be a fairly succesful diversion into pure metal, I was expecting, or at least hoping, that Sucker would try to incorporate more classic Ministry elements into the mix due to the fact that it is a farewell album. To a certain extent, Al did try to do this - “Life Is Good” sounds like a beefed up version of “Burning Inside”, “Watch Yourself” has a suitably ‘industrial’ rhythmic structure, “Die In A Crash” reminds me of the days when the band was known for including a WTF sort of song on an album… Still, i dont think this is enough to make Sucker a good farewell album. Perhaps were he to concentrate on either sounding more old school or once again opting to go all-out metal, the result would be more consistent and satisfying to these ears. Which is not to say I dont enjoy the album at all.

Ministry is one of those bands that tried many different things over the years and usually succeeded at what they wanted to do. Animositisomina is in my opinion a very fine post-punk album, Filth Pig is great sludge metal, Psalm69 is of course the industrial metal template, Mind is Killing Joke on steroids, Darkside is tripped out gothy stuff… Why cant the people on this board just accept that what Al wanted to do on RGB was to be a political thrash band? If you dont like thrash, fair enough, but that is no reason to really bash the band as a whole. This is why I liked Ministry in the first place - their willingness to take their music into diverse directions. The direction on the last 3 albums happens to be (mostly) thrash and as far as that goes, the results arent that bad.

I do listen to SOME thrash, but not much. You’re right about al experimenting and changing up styles. BUT! All RGB is, is almost a direct copy of HOTM, but with Al saying “lets make it louder and faster”; only difference. With TLS, it like he tried to bring back some of the older sound, but it was too nu-ministry’ish. “Life is Good” reminds me too much more of “Something Wonderful” than “Burning Inside”. They all have they’re “few hits” with me, but a lot of it is just boring and worn out.

Ministry isn’t slayer, nor gained the fanbase (or what remains) playing this stuff. And i’ll bet if Al went with this sound from the start, just assuming for Al’s sake, the beginning was Twitch-era. I doubt ministry would be as well known as they are now, which isn’t much as you would say 87-96, which to some is considered the prime years, right? I think Al knew better at that time. He snuck in more and more guitars, album after album. I’m a little mixed about it. But I do know for sure, what I enjoy and what I DON’T enjoy.

I fully agree Jupitreas, I mean I’m a, well I suppose reasonably new fan (since about 2000 or so), and to go from WS to Twicth to LORAH to Mind and so on and so forth… is a pretty big acheivement… I mean I’m sure there’s fans that think everything up to Rio was crap and only like the last two albums… for example.

As for the trilogy… I like houses, really like what I have heard of RGB (only like 3 songs) and last sucker is a bit meh… but I think roadhouse blues put a bit of a bad taste in my mouth. Its a bit unneccessary

i’m with jizzwad .
great bands make great records. sometimes.
leave this alone and go forward.
so tired of hearing about al’s problems. hey,you know what, scott walker has had plenty of problems and still manages to put an interesting album together,new on 4AD,AND he isn’t stuck in the past (and i don’t by any means equate scott walker with al- walker’s more in the league of chris connelly).
paul barker is going on tour with USSA with Duane Dennison, and a new singer. it’s not ministry, but who cares. maybe paul’s solo stuff will finally be released and everyone here can have an opinion.
ministry left an imprint. ministry, including al, paul,bill and everyone else.oh and gibby.for one song.maybe al couldn’t come up with vocals.

As i mentioned on this board many times before, i really didnt mind the direction that Al took Ministry in post Animositisomina… RGB is a fun extreme metal release. In this sense, it is in fact yet another ‘new’ direction for the band, since they were never so clearly focused on fulfilling the needs of their metal fans.

There’s nothing wrong with ‘metal’ per se. I like metal…to an extent. Love me some Melvins, Mastodon and a couple of them airy ‘scary’ Norweigan face painters.

However, it’s not that Al has decided that (gulp) thrash is the most fitting genre to represent his nihilsm of all things Bush, it’s what he’s done with it. And what he has done is…NOTHING.

The great majority of this new material is laughably outdated and inane - something you could never accuse the band of pre Animositisomina. Hell, even Darkside, despite it’s misgivings, showed more balls in the creativity stakes than this rubbish. Where’s the inspiration, where’s the spark? To these ears it sounds for all the world like some jaded has been, stuck in a time warp, living on past glories. And failing MISERABLY to boot!

The music is boring and HORRIBLY outdated. Shitty generic thrash solos, 10th grade lyrics and tinny sounding drumbeats that could possibly, POSSIBLY have been programmed by the world’s worst birthday party disco dj on speed.

I don’t care if it’s ‘metal’…it SUCKS pure and simple. And what’s even sadder is that he honestly believes he is retiring on top of his game, as stated in that last interview. Is he back on drugs??? Seriously, even my twelve year old neighbour finds this stuff a joke.

The Emperor’s really not wearing any clothes now. Is anyone else game enough to point this out??! The whole scenario has a weird ‘Twilight Zone’ feel to it.

And it’s givin’ me the heebie jeebies.

Is Jesu really metal?

Is Jesu really metal?

I’d say the first EP and LP are and after that its more like slowed down shoegaze with some godfleshisms and terrible vocals. Cant say I did post S/T Jesu I’m afraid…

Ministry’s still one of my favorite bands. They were that good early on (from 84-89 for me), that their high ranking has always stuck. That being said, my recent disappointment as a fan actually started way back in '92. I like the Psalm 69 album, but the cartoonish metal of the title track (and the silly solo in Hero) got me worrying about the road Al was paving even then. That album probably created the first real ‘Ministry formula’. Before that album, you really couldn’t pin one true sound or formula on these guys. Even FP, DSOTS, and Animositisomina - as different as they are stylistically - bear many familiar guitar and drum styles that harken to Psalm 69. Some of you may disagree with that assessment, but I can hear those metalish P69 bits in the guitars, drums, and vox of all those albums.

Houses still feels like a reinvigorated Ministry album to me, though it also boasts the tried-and-true Ministry ‘formulas’. I credit the energy, improved songwriting, and production for my approval of that album. I was also not yet sick of the anti-Bush campaigns. The final two albums are just some sort of speed/guitar solo contest, with the occasional decent tune thrown in. Faster=better, cookie monster vocals=darker, more hammer-on/pull-off solos and less ambience=better. Maybe I’m just a crotchety old-school fan who can’t accept that Ministry is no longer that ‘cool alternative-industrial band that no one’s heard of, and can do no wrong’. Maybe I just set my expectations too high for this band, or was guilty of second-guessing the newer albums. shrug

This may be finnicky, but I can’t stand the whole dirty-heavily-tattooed-redneck-metalhead-biker image that Ministry has embraced, but what am I going to do…crucify them for their lifestyle choices? I suppose the look should match the sound, right? I know, these guys had tattoos 20 years ago. But they were tattooed punks, not tattooed metalheads! :wink: Never mind all that.

Ministry is the really fun roller coaster ride that could’ve been a lot better, if only there’d been a few more loops. Minus the analogy, I really think Al missed an opportunity to truly explore and exploit Ministry’s potential.

1002

My thoughts exactly 1002. I enjoyed P69, and love JBMHR, but after that album… I never felt the enthusiasm that attracted me so strongly in the previous releases.

How anyone can sit and say Jourgensen did nothing with “Thrash” is beyond me.

Maybe it’s because I’m coming from a musician and producer stand point.

A lot of the production style I heard Jourgensen pumping into notably the last release really reminded me of the Psalm and Mind days. Even writing wise, it remided me much of Psalm, but simply faster (with poorer lyrics).

One of the things this is to say however, was it wasn’t something to expect hearing out of a typical metal band. Why? Simple; it was to electronic.
Again, maybe this is because I’m coming from a musician/production stand point, but the fact of the matter was though you weren’t hearing prominent synth lines all over the place, much like with Psalm, Rio had a HEAVY basis on electronic instrumentation (which granted, nowadays doesn’t exactly require hardware instrumentation).

The Bush samples and such are obvious, but those aren’t what I’m talking about for the most part. Nope, strip all those samples out and I would challenge anyone to recreating what the songs on that album with simply traditional metal instrumentation (electric guitars, drums, etc.) I think it’d quickly become obvious how electronic that album was and how that effected the sound I think would quickly become much more readily apparent.
Frankly, I hadn’t heard Ministry have that much of an electronic basis since Psalm 69.

Now something I found bad about Ministry’s last effort was the simple fact that it didn’t really seem to be anything all that new to the table. Like I said, in listening to it, much of what I heard, in regard to how it was written and in it’s production value, ultimately just had me thinking
“Huh…Psalm 69 on meth”.
To that same end though, I’ll confess, the last Ministry album that I felt was beyond exceptional was Psalm 69; and in this vein, I’ll confess that if Al felt like picking up the pieces of the past and pushing them a lil further/in a new direction, picking up with Psalm isn’t a bad pick as far as I’m concerned.

How fans of the heavier aspects of Mind could go unsatisfied with baffle me as well.
Simple basis of repeatitive riffs; with those riffs typically broken into partials in verse sections and then played in constants outside of verses? Yep check. (this formula, like I said, was all over Psalm 69; but eh, it was a key component of things like Burning Inside as well).
High lack of guitar solos, and when those solos appear a maintaining of the key all backing parts were originally in coupled with only a SHORT solo? Yep check. (Solos were pretty much barren on Mind, and again, when it came to Psalm, this was pretty much how they worked).
And you really could go ahead and break the formulas down more in similar fashions. Like I said, the MAJOR difference (that I spotted) came in a mere BPM scale more than anything.

Lot of you really didn’t make much of the album I gather.
Me, I sincerely thought that for the first time in a long time, Ministry had pumped out one of the best albums of the year.

One thing I don’t get, is well, the amount of people that don’t think they’ve done anything GREAT since Twitch. I mean in my view, I really don’t know why on earth that over 20 years after Twitch’s release you’re still listening to them. LORAH hit, and granted really only the first three of it’s songs were “industrial metal” per say, but Ministry pretty much made it’s focus exploring that area from then on.

There was a darn noticable shift after Psalm, and I recall even seeing a statement from Paul to the effect of they had taken that idea of theirs to brink. They really didn’t know how to expand on it. And given the amount of time Psalm took (yes, of course miss H being partially behind that) coupled with they really were in a state of “Well…so we’ve taken this ‘industrial metal’ concoction up to this point, what now?”; they shifted gears.

Far as I’m concerned, they never truly left the “industrial metal” thing they had kick started, as elements of that ALWAYS remained in their sound; but I can give a nod to Barker’s sentiments as LORAH -> MIND -> 69 all sorta had linear progression (IMO). Filth, it was obvious they weren’t trying to continue that progression.

Rio in my mind, like I said, really sorta fell back in line with that ol progression. LORAH -> MIND -> 69 -> RIO.
The only thing being that where as the stride taken from 69 to RIO was considerably shorter in length than all the parts of the progression made previously.

It’s like with Puppy, I look at Puppy and I really see Last Rights sort of in the same mind as Ministry’s 69. It was the culmination of a progression (that was stayed on a lot longer in Puppy’s case). They wrapped that up, and though Key and Dwayne I think continued on with that progression BRIEFLY (first two Download releases; first in particular), I point had been hit of “O.K., so this is what we were looking for…well that and the journey to it were cool; now lets start a new journey to a different destination.”
And in their case, I think that can be seen again, where you had the incomplete Process album. Then Greater Wrong, which was sort of a “We did the Process right”. And then Myth, which was sort of a continuation of further seeing how they could expand on the basis they had decided to explore back with the Process.
And while many sit going “OH GO BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING!”
I mean really, what’s the point of behavior like that?
In the end, there’s two ends of the spectrum, art for arts sake, and art for the people. Rare is the person that sits totally on either extreme, but typically one is going to find themselves leaning more heavily towards one extreme than the other.

The people breaking barriers are typically going to be those that leaned more towards the art for arts sake side of things…they’re willing to hit off into new areas regardless of what people think. And that’s what makes those artist unique. Now you can jump on board with them, know that you’re not going to be getting the same thing over and over, and see if you enjoy part of the journey they go on. Or you can jump off and just latch on to something that’s a hell of a lot more stable.

I’m more partial to going on rides with unknown destinations; again, sort of why I find a bit of disappointment with Rio (outside of it’s lyrical content). NOT that it wasn’t a different spin on Thrash…but simply that it pulled to heavily from techniques and writing styles exhibited by J and co. back in 92.
Why did keep up with Ministry despite not thinking anything beyond exceptional since 69? Simple, they kept the destination unknown; and any artist willing to do that will keep my interest.

Absolutely nothing like puppy. SP has progressed and has always progressed. Anyone can go and consider Last Rights to be the equivilant to Psalm 69. But unlikely ministry, SP progressed and did The Process, which was similar in some ways, but also an album where the band had such a terrible morale, that the music lacked some (still a great album, imo). TGWOTR was a comeback album, which definately lacked. But that’s beside my point. They did mythmaker which WAS a progression. It’s probably their most melodic yet (the first half, at least). SP fully knows and remembers the term of “progression”.

Ministry, on the other hand. Did Twitch and made a HUGE PROGRESSION to the Psalm 69 sound. At that time, who would have thought that the very same guy who did “Isle of Man” and the “with sympathy” album would go out and do a metal album? Likely not many people. There was also a huge progession and also departure with Filth Pig (very good album also). Dark Side of the Spoon, yet again progressed. Took everything they did on filth pig and added back more electronics, which they lacked on Filth Pig (not a bad thing), and got a little experimental with it. Weren’t afraid to get their hands dirty. Shitty and awkward time or not. The album didn’t sell well. They progressed again with Animositisomnia. They capitalized the noise element that was present on a few tracks, and it was the first album al had done since being clean (big props to al for that).

Paul left and Al did HOTM, which was a good album, imo. Al, at the time, showed that he could survive without paul. The album to me was Psalm 69 pt. 2, which I think was excellent. Album has a few flaws, but what album doesn’t? Then comes Rio Grand Blood. I liked the title track, and a few others, but I started to think 1) this is just cliche thrash metal now 2) Maybe paul was a serious factor afterall. First few listens, it was alright. Decent background music when you’re not really paying attention to it. But as time went by, the more I realized this is just a sped up version of HOTM almost. Only difference is that he decided to go towards bush at full throttle. Unlike HOTM where there’s only a few tracks about bush. Few jabs are cool, but not entire albums. Not much progression at all, unless you only want to consider speed, band member and more into the same morale that HOTM had. HOTM made it’s message clear, I think. “BUSH SUCK!”. Good, I agree. But how much more do you need to say it? You made your point and people likely agreed. No need to shove it down our throads.

Then there’s The Last Sucker. People complained about the mixing of the older albums, and Al finally responded. The mixing’s better. But yet not much progression on this one either. And yet again, the only type of progession on this one; band members and mixing. That’s it! No new direction, it’s still the same thing he’s been doing since 2004, but only toned down a little.

So in the end. No, you shouldn’t compare Al to SP or even anybody. Because to be honest. Even shitty bands like Korn and Slipknot show better progression of albums. I’ve heard every album by both and there’s obvious differences, like it or not. Al has either lost creativity, stopped caring or has grown completely lazy and cynical towards the work he shoves out. Nothing original or new has come out of ministry since 2003.