So here's a happy thread

With how tragic things have been going here on the board I figured now is the time to break this open.
here’s a life thread since we’ve been having alot of death lately Dio, Hopper, Pork, Coleman

[size 6]Mrs grmpysmrf is pregnant [/size](and yes its my baby!-haterz!!!) she’s two months along and due in January!

I’m gonna be somebody’s dad! [shocked] that’s a trip and a half!
Mrs.grmpysmrf wants you all to know we’re registered at Baby’s R Us and Target![:)]

I was gonna wait till we were out of the first trimester before I told you guys (cause shit sometimes happens) but I figured with all that has been going on here we needed a happy post!

enjoy the thought of my potent sperm and me fucking! especially you fat tits! [;)]
Late,
grmpysmrf

Congrats!

Right on, congratulations Grmps!! :slight_smile:

So does this mean you’re going to change your username to papasmrf??

Congratulations! I went to the Target by us and looked in every state, but unfortunately no regitries under Mr and Mrs Grmpysmrf.

Right on, congratulations Grmps!! :slight_smile:

So does this mean you’re going to change your username to papasmrf??

Thanks… I don’t know. that’s a good question! I’ll probably stay grmpy… although I’m told I’ll be no sleepysmrf after the kid is born. so grmpy should be even more applicable [:)]

We care not what we’re having, we just want healthy. We have names for both a girl or a boy. Right now it looks like a brine shrimp! I don’t necessarily want one over the other but whenever I think about it, I think of it or refer to it in conversation as a her.

We’re definitely gonna find out the sex of it as soon as we can… we want no surprises.

I already have put up a ceiling light/fan in the kids room. it’s got rockets and stars on it.The bowl that covers lights is a half hemisphere of the earth it looks pretty cool!

Pretty proud of it… I ran all of the wire had to cut a hole in the ceiling to mount it too! There was no existing fixture…but My father-in-law had to help me actually wire it to the switch (it’s a double switch on a single unit). but it works great and I’ve only shocked myself once!!! (normally I turn the power off but since I was dealing with plastic I didn’t. so, when I was trying to put the new wring box in the new dry wall patch i was pushing with the flat end of the screwdriver and my Screw driver slipped into one of the connectors!)

so, right now I’m teaching myself dry-wall in order to patch up the hole I made running the wire between the walls. I’ve got the hole all patched up and held with the screws to the studs, now I gotta do the compound, tape and texture and paint it and it should be good as new!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Congratulations! I went to the Target by us and looked in every state, but unfortunately no regitries under Mr and Mrs Grmpysmrf.

LOL! thanks
I’ll tell Mrs.grmpysmrf to remedy that!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Congratulations to the Mrs. and you grmpysmrf!

Great news, grmp. Congrats and the very best with the little one.

Good one!

Time to change your user name to Papa Smurf now dude.

Oh my, my hopes have been devastatingly dashed! All hope is gone and my heart breaks with the realisation that I never will I be the bearer of your belly fruit.

Sincerely though, congratulations to Mrs Smurf and I suppose yourself, at least with her it’s got some hope.

Are you sure this is’nt the work of…Captain URL? He’s a crafty one for sure, steal your ladies vagina right from underneath her skirt , he will , and you’d be none the wiser [sly]

For old times sake http://www.explodingrabbit.com/ and yes you will actually be able to play this yourself soon!

Congrats dude.
Being a dad is awesome. Although this may seem cliche, enjoy every moment. Time goes really fast. My youngest is now 6 (his bday party is today actually!), and when I look at pictures of him when he was a baby I don’t always remember.

Awesome times though!

Good one!

Time to change your user name to Papa Smurf now dude.

Good call.

Now this is good news. Life is cyclical like that, innit?

Mothafuckin’ congrats, homes!

[:)]

Congrats, Grmpy! He/She will have some great musical taste as well!

Congratulations! Parabéns!

Please do not indoctrinate this new human being with your liberal propaganda.

Congratulations on the ‘father to be’ status, Grmpy.

Hopefully, everything goes according to plan.

I would advise yr missus not to smoke or drink or listen to 80s Hair Metal during pregnancy.

Not that I know anything about pregnancy, mind you…

Hey congratulations man!

Are you sure this is’nt the work of…Captain URL? He’s a crafty one for sure, steal your ladies vagina right from underneath her skirt , he will , and you’d be none the wiser [sly]

For old times sake http://www.explodingrabbit.com/ and yes you will actually be able to play this yourself soon!

OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD
Captain URL Was here!
Late,
grmpysmrf