Recipe for awesomeness

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Bet you didn’t think this thread would actually be about a recipe, did you?

You’re going to love me for this. I’ve been making this recipe since I was 15. It’s kind of my secret weapon.

Davelybob’s Beer Bread

3 cups flour
1 cup sugar
1 1/8 teaspoon baking powder
1/8 teaspoon salt
12 oz. beer

Mix well. Pour into a greased loaf pan and bake at 375 for about an hour. Test with a toothpick to make sure it’s done.

Makes a really dense, sweet loaf of bread that is great for dessert. You can use any kind of beer, or malt liquor, or hard cider/lemonade, etc. You can put nuts, fruit, chocolate chips in it, or put a glaze on top while it’s cooking. Made an awesome loaf last night with Killian’s red, substituted brown sugar for half of the sugar, and stirred in some pumpkin pie spice, cinnamon, and a pinch of ginger and clove. Very versatile and super simple recipe.

Enjoy. I have a couple other killer recipes, but I think I’ll wait and see what delicacies y’all put forth. Prongs cookbook anyone?

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That’s cool, Bro! I’m a bit of a culinary master myself. Here’s a few secret recipes to help you all enjoy the best of life . . . .

Gunnar presents . . . Ghetto Chili Cheese Dog . . .

  1. Buy a chili dog at Wienerschnitzel.
  2. Use a 2-for-1 coupon if you have one (I always do).
  3. Apply Easy Cheeze like a boss!

Gunnar presents . . . Bacon Choco-Chip Cookies

  1. Make some bacon.
  2. Get some Nestle Ready-to-Cook choco-chip dough cubes.
  3. Put them on the cookie sheet and put bacon on them.
  4. Bake them for a while.
  5. Let them cool a little bit and then eat 'em like a boss.


Gunnar Presents Perfect Meal

  1. Buy Kellogg’s Ice Cream Shop Hot Fudge Sundae flavor Pop Tarts.
  2. Cook the Pop-Tarts in toaster or toaster oven until edges start to brown.
  3. Put bacon on plate.
  4. Serve with a boss-sized ice cold can of beer.


Gunnar presents . . . Bacon-fried-Quesadilla

  1. Put pre-grated cheese in a tortilla.
  2. Fold it shut.
  3. Cook it in the bacon greese that is sitting on the stove from yesterday’s bacon.
  4. Eat it like a boss.

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Genius! Me and my gal are fond of Bacon M&M pancakes. Very yummy and the M&Ms don’t burn/stick to the griddle like chocolate chips do.

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Gunnar, how are you not 500lbs?

DavelyBob, I don’t bake but I think I will now.

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Gunnar, how are you not 500lbs?

Better question would be, gunnar how are you not a pot head?
Late,
grmpysmrf

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Better question would be, gunnar how are you not a pot head?
Late,
grmpysmrf

Nope, no drugs for me, Senor (unless booze and cigarettes count). I’m not a stoner. Just a scientist trying to make the world a better place.

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Gunnar, how are you not 500lbs?

My wife makes some healthy food for me and I really don’t hog out very often. It’s when she goes out with her friends and leaves me unattended that I sometimes return to my experiments.

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Right on, Dick. Let me know how what beer ya use and how it comes out for ya.

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…canned cheese…?!

you don’t see those in canada. lol.

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…canned cheese…?!

you don’t see those in canada. lol.

Not just canned cheese.

AEROSOL CHEESE!!!

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Does anyone else eat egg on pizza?

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Awesome Gif Dick!!

loled for real.
Late,
grmpysmrf

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I put popcorn on pizza. . . dont know about egg [shocked]

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I’ve had egg on pizza (don’t remember which country, though).

Popcorn is a new one to me, though.

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I’ve had egg on pizza (don’t remember which country, though).

Popcorn is a new one to me, though.

Goddamn tasty I tells ya.

And if I’m feeling extra piggish I head on over to McDonalds and pick up fries to put on my pizza.

Pizza topped with Popcorn and French Fries. Try it :wink:

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Any particular type of popcorn?

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I’ve had egg on pizza (don’t remember which country, though).

Popcorn is a new one to me, though.

That’s popular in Australia. And rightly so.

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Popcorn pizza sounds very dry.

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I make a wicked chicken tikka masala pizza.