Prongs is a Sausage Party

Discussion
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Seriously, Dudes! Have y’all looked around lately? Nothing but a bunch of smelly, ugly dudes. That’s lame. Where’s all the womens?

Piss Army (and now PB4PB) always had more babes than baloney, but this place is a veritable wasteland of femality.

Don’t get me wrong. I don’t want to send 'em Valentines or try to hump their knee in the back of my mom’s mini-van or anything, but it would be nice to have something to talk to/ look at sometime besides . . . Well, us.

Filth Pig is awesome, but she only swings by every once in a while to grace us with her awesomeness. And Toot/Blue Velvet? Did we finally scare her off for good?

Heck, I can’t even get Gerda to back and bless us with her presence. I think Afra should change the name of this forum to Schlongs.org.

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The girls on PissArmy were more like dudes, though, so does it really matter what sex they are??

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Avalanchers is a total hot dog fest also…I think the most females that were ever there at once was 3 and one of them was clinically deranged…we ran the other 2 off…

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Gerda hangs out on Avalanchers too?

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I’m not smelly!

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“AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT A SAUSAGE PARTY! IT AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT A MUTHAFUCKIN SAUSAGE PARTY!”

Get on that, Yankovic.

“Picture perfect, I grill a perfect bratwurst…”

aw, fuck it.

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I’ve seen pictures of some of you…it’s really no wonder.

I’m eternally thankful that I’m a vegetarian.

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I’m going to start another “I Hate Bono” thread.

My “I Hate Bono” thread on the old board was the greatest thread this merry bunch of misfits has ever or will ever see.

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I can get behind that! I hate Bono too.

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Mmmmmmmm sausage!!

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I’ve seen pictures of some of you…it’s really no wonder.

I’m eternally thankful that I’m a vegetarian.

My mom thinks I’m handsome [:(]

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My mom thinks I’m handsome [:(]

Moms are an untapped market.
I’d go there. Definitely.

How old is your “mom”? Is she pretty?

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I think Afra should change the name of this forum to Schlongs.org.

And Ministry? More like Penistry!

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[reply]I’ve seen pictures of some of you…it’s really no wonder.

I’m eternally thankful that I’m a vegetarian.

My mom thinks I’m handsome [:(][/reply]
My mom thinks you’re handsome too![:/]
Late,
grmpysmrf

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You’re a shower of cunts

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[reply]I think Afra should change the name of this forum to Schlongs.org.

And Ministry? More like Penistry![/reply]

That’s the second best name for a Ministry cover band after “Alchemistry”. The worst name…probably “Dentistry”.

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Manistry

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Administry

Punditry

Or just…Chemistry

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http://youtu.be/M9MRn6hbF0I

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Facepalmistry