Prongs CoMIXXX

[reply]I bet if you had a ham sandwich up your ass you could think of something.

You know, it’s funny I was randomly reading this thread and here you are again on about the anal rape fantasy you seem to harbor…[/reply]

At first I didn’t know what you were talking about as I couldn’t find any recent quotes saying that. Then I clicked the “In Reply To” link and see that you’re responding to something that was said like two months ago. What the fuck…?

That’s my point, he’s been on about this anal rape thing for a long while now…

Have any of you tools actually had anal sex or is it just a potty mouth thing you like to snicker about online with the bros?

I’m guessing it’s strictly an awkward missionary experience, maybe a feeble attempt at a blowjob from her end, then a pissy beer and off to bed with the dull female shemale hags you all sleep with? Maybe the next day you’ll high five another bro at the office and talk about your wild kinky night.

[reply][reply]I bet if you had a ham sandwich up your ass you could think of something.

You know, it’s funny I was randomly reading this thread and here you are again on about the anal rape fantasy you seem to harbor…[/reply]

That’s actually a pretty common saying in some parts. It isn’t a one-off that I just threw out there. So, I guess in this case, and probably others, you flat out just don’t know what you are talking about.[/reply]
What are you so disgruntled about? Is this really all overflow from the snowden thread or is something else going on?

You can tell me pal, just forget about everyone else. It’s just you and me here. Is your wife abusing you? you can tell me.
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Hey, hey, fellas!
This here is Gunnar’s fine art thread. Please keep your faggitry elsewhere.

That’s my point, he’s been on about this anal rape thing for a long while now…

Have any of you tools actually had anal sex or is it just a potty mouth thing you like to snicker about online with the bros?

I’m guessing it’s strictly an awkward missionary experience, maybe a feeble attempt at a blowjob from her end, then a pissy beer and off to bed with the dull female shemale hags you all sleep with? Maybe the next day you’ll high five another bro at the office and talk about your wild kinky night.

Hey, everyone! Someone on the internet is bragging about their sex life! Quick take notes!

Tough. Just so tough. Would not mess with these guys.

When they say they’ll “fuck you up” they mean it as literal as can be.

When they say they’ll “fuck you up” they mean it as literal as can be.

For the purposes of surprise, they left out “the ass” from that statement.

Full blooded!

Wowee! My first Prongs Comixxx walk-on role. Since I get a speaking line, I think that even qualifies me for Comic Character Guild status, rockin’!

I think a Prongs manga (“pranga”) is in order at some point.

BEST. ONE. YET.

That guy in the bath-tub full of cheeseburgers is just so…WIN!!

I’d take a good cheeseburger over anything - even a good blow job.

But I’m 41. When you get to that age food suddenly becomes real important. I often find myself googling “best fried food” or “world’s best burger” and drooling over pages and pages of search result images - when once upon a time I would have googled “nude teen nymphos” or some such nonsense.

So yeah - WIN!

I’ve decided that I’m going to die fat and disgusting and totally loving it.

That guy in the bath-tub full of cheeseburgers is just so…WIN!!

I’d take a good cheeseburger over anything - even a good blow job.

But I’m 41. When you get to that age food suddenly becomes real important. I often find myself googling “best fried food” or “world’s best burger” and drooling over pages and pages of search result images - when once upon a time I would have googled “nude teen nymphos” or some such nonsense.

So yeah - WIN!

I’ve decided that I’m going to die fat and disgusting and totally loving it.

HAHAHA!!! That’s me too, Dude.

top notch work again.

^ Yeah! The Cossack Dance! That was totally unintentional. I was trying to make it so he was grabbing his balls. And my choice to use two colors to fill his boots just made it look like he has hi-top Chuck Taylor’s on. He’s got a B-Boy urban vibe going for him now.