The bondage blimp is Baboon 3
2013 bondage blimp looks like he’s crapping bacon.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Yeah, that’s right. He was wired for some very specific needs and had to wait 1,002,013 years before he could find what he needed to fulfil him . . .
An inflatable Nazi gimp amputee with a party hat and a leg-humping robot-dog, hanging from a wooden beam by chains and crapping bloody poo and bacon onto his face.
You might be surprised to find out that there were 235 responses to his personal ad in the local Penny Saver. Apparently this quirky fetish is really not so unique afterall.
I think Voidy was feeling a little neglected that he didn’t get to star in any of my CoMiXXX yet . . .
FiXXXed.
BLOODY BRILLIANT!
Thanks, Brother! Glad you liked it.
Can you make one where I’m butt-fucking grmpysmrf into tears and he’s calling me silly names like “jackoff” as I’m impaling him with my mighty rod of platinum?
I don’t know if rape is a “no-no” in your comix or not. Just tossing it out there.
I’m also kidding grumpy. I love you like an ugly woman. Love is love, man. Love is love.
Can you make one where I’m butt-fucking grmpysmrf into tears and he’s calling me silly names like “jackoff” as I’m impaling him with my mighty rod of platinum?
Post a picture of yourself first.
Can you make one where I’m butt-fucking grmpysmrf into tears and he’s calling me silly names like “jackoff” as I’m impaling him with my mighty rod of platinum?
I don’t know if rape is a “no-no” in your comix or not. Just tossing it out there.
I’m also kidding grumpy. I love you like an ugly woman. Love is love, man. Love is love.
lol this is a bit over the top…even for this forum, no?
[reply]Can you make one where I’m butt-fucking grmpysmrf into tears and he’s calling me silly names like “jackoff” as I’m impaling him with my mighty rod of platinum?
I don’t know if rape is a “no-no” in your comix or not. Just tossing it out there.
I’m also kidding grumpy. I love you like an ugly woman. Love is love, man. Love is love.
lol this is a bit over the top…even for this forum, no?[/reply]
He just needs something to spank to, since he loses at everything else. Go ahead and do it gunnar maybe he’ll shut the fuck up for once.
I kid, I kid.
Jerkoff.
Late,
grmpysmrf
A man has needs, grumpy. A man has needs.
[reply]Can you make one where I’m butt-fucking grmpysmrf into tears and he’s calling me silly names like “jackoff” as I’m impaling him with my mighty rod of platinum?
Post a picture of yourself first.[/reply]
ASL pls
Can you make one where I’m butt-fucking grmpysmrf into tears and he’s calling me silly names like “jackoff” as I’m impaling him with my mighty rod of platinum?
I don’t know if rape is a “no-no” in your comix or not. Just tossing it out there.
I’m also kidding grumpy. I love you like an ugly woman. Love is love, man. Love is love.
I’m not subject to the Comics Code or any governing censor board, so I can put whatever I want in my CoMiXXX (including RAPE if I feel like it).
But I don’t entertain specific requests. I listen to my fans and if people are screaming about how they miss the Paul Barker stories or wish I’d address a certain topic of interest or something I will sometimes take that into consideration.
But I can’t let the readers write their own stories. That would just create anarchy . . . . “Hey, Gunnar! Make me a 20 foot tall killer robot with a sword to cut off Peligro’s head!!” . . . . “No! I want to be a giant giraffe that shoots lasers out of his eyes and stops an assassination attempt on Obama and gets laid every night!” . . . "I want to have a 300 foot long wiener and show up to show Atom and Grumpy that their 50 ft tall wieners weren’t really that long after all . . . "
See what I’m sayin’? It just sends us down a slippery slope of whiney faggitry. I’m an independent artist here. I can’t be taking requests willy nilly like I’m some 25cent jukebox or something.
So, I just got a new gig as News Story Headline Editor for the internet. Yeah, that’s right, the whole damn internet. There were so many reporting errors and factual mistakes that they contracted me to clean things up because . . . yeah, because I’m so damn good! Anyway, I just wanted to let you all know that I’m enjoying my new job.
I dunno, I think he looks more like a young Brian Doyle Murray.
Sorry. Maybe I should correct the headline again . . .
“Man builds kickass time machine to go back in time Back-to-the-Future style and get Brian Doyle Murphy and George Clooney to impregnate each other so that he could be born as their time-travelling lovechild.”
Huh, I don’t really think that dude looks anything like Clooney. If I’m not swooning, it ain’t Clooney. Ya heard?
Well, yeah, I mean, he’s the bloated, sunburnt, Florida douchebag version of Clooney, but . . . ahhh, screw it. You people are impossible to please. I’ll just go back to drawing you and Grumpysmrf with impossibly long wieners.
I see the Clooney resemblance…don’t let these malcontent’s sway your artistic vision,G…
{Good call on the Brian Doyle Murray,though…def can see that}
He’s like if Clooney and Murray got gay married and had a child.
That dude kind of looks like my dad. And if some dude who kinda looks like my dad resembles George Clooney that means I likely have some resemblance to George Clooney. This is not the reality you or I live in though. Because I do not resemble Mr. Clooney in any way.
/science
That son of a bitch does not resemble George Clooney. If you disagree we can fight it out and decide who is right by the victor left standing in the pit.
This thread made me remember I just bought a DVD with some “Get A Life” episodes on it. Murray is awesome in it.
I bet if you had a ham sandwich up your ass you could think of something.
You know, it’s funny I was randomly reading this thread and here you are again on about the anal rape fantasy you seem to harbor…