Photos and Synopsis for new RoboCop

The trailer makes seeing the movie completely fucking pointless because they give it all away and unfortunately what they give away is that this is another pointless remake made to sell toys to stupid fucking kids who’ll grow up to be pussies because their version of Robocop was a half-assed looking Batman faggot who is completely aware of what he’s become and apparently has a “moment” with his dumbass son and his wife made the choice for him to become this robotic pussy with an obnoxious ability to quickly fold down his visor/helmet, completely destroying the machine vs. human element of him unscrewing giant screws from his fucking head to remove his helmet.

And a fucking car bomb…? A fucking car bomb is what does it? Really? Give me a break. One of the most horrifying scenes I’d watched as a kid was the death of Alex Murphy and they change it into a car bomb death? Does he even die or just get all fucked up and his wife makes the choice to turn him into Faggotcop. Crock of shit.

I can’t imagine the rage the Terminator remake is gonna cause me. Shit will hit the fan.

Faggotcop FTW.

And yeah, it’s really gay.
I think I’m too distracted by the possible relief I’m feeling that the stupid black Batman suit isn’t the only incarnation we’re getting.

I’m still going to see it. I hope to be pleasantly surprised, but . . . yeah, I’m pretty sure I’ll need to stab someone afterward.

And I guess, knowing Hollywood, I never even considered the possibility that we’d be delivered an R rated Robocop. I knew from the get go that we’d be screwed on that.

I’m still just hoping for SOMETHING to like . . .

The trailer makes seeing the movie completely fucking pointless because they give it all away and unfortunately what they give away is that this is another pointless remake made to sell toys to stupid fucking kids who’ll grow up to be pussies because their version of Robocop was a half-assed looking Batman faggot who is completely aware of what he’s become and apparently has a “moment” with his dumbass son and his wife made the choice for him to become this robotic pussy with an obnoxious ability to quickly fold down his visor/helmet, completely destroying the machine vs. human element of him unscrewing giant screws from his fucking head to remove his helmet.

And a fucking car bomb…? A fucking car bomb is what does it? Really? Give me a break. One of the most horrifying scenes I’d watched as a kid was the death of Alex Murphy and they change it into a car bomb death? Does he even die or just get all fucked up and his wife makes the choice to turn him into Faggotcop. Crock of shit.

I can’t imagine the rage the Terminator remake is gonna cause me. Shit will hit the fan.

Faggotcop!!!

What did you expect? It’s gonna be PG-13. The way I see it, if you go into it thinking it’s gonna be on par with the original or anywhere near as good you’re gonna be sorely let down. It will be a watered down kiddie version.

I just hope they keep the jizzfest of explosions and loud noises to a minimum and deliver a great character. The visor/helmet thing is so inconsiquential, sure it’s kinda goofy, but judging from this trailer I’m digging robodudes attitude, he is going to LICK AND DICK bad guys up and down and show no mercy just like in the original.

Ohhhhh and you know they’re gonna milk the shit out of Terminator, they’ve been doing it for years. That I will not watch if Mr. Cameron isn’t directing.

This certainly seems like the typical Hollywood CGI bloated action circle jerk remake…

I won’t be watching this.

If anyone’s ever seen the Elite Squad films, which are fantastic, this is the same director. I think it’ll be good, but it has to overcome a huge wave of negativity from “fans”. Apart from the first film, Robocop is dogshit. The 2nd and 3rd films and tv series are a joke, it’s about time something decent was done with the character.

The first film is one of my favourites and has been for 25 years, i’ve seen it dozens of times, but i can’t understand why everyone is so against this; it’s what Hollywood does, you should be used to it by now. Anyway, although Batman Begins had characters in common with Tim Burton’s Batman, it wasn’t a remake, a similar thing here i suppose. It’s just a different telling of the origins of Robocop, and seems to have plenty of what i lved about Robocop; the internal conflict between human and machine and is he still himself after the full replacement of his body.

I’ll reserve judgment until i see the film itself. People are so eager to write everything off these days even before seeing a trailer/hearing an album. And i wouldn’t put too much stock the opinion of someone who hated Watchmen either [:)]

If anyone’s ever seen the Elite Squad films, which are fantastic, this is the same director. I think it’ll be good, but it has to overcome a huge wave of negativity from “fans”. Apart from the first film, Robocop is dogshit. The 2nd and 3rd films and tv series are a joke, it’s about time something decent was done with the character.

The first film is one of my favourites and has been for 25 years, i’ve seen it dozens of times, but i can’t understand why everyone is so against this; it’s what Hollywood does, you should be used to it by now. Anyway, although Batman Begins had characters in common with Tim Burton’s Batman, it wasn’t a remake, a similar thing here i suppose. It’s just a different telling of the origins of Robocop, and seems to have plenty of what i lved about Robocop; the internal conflict between human and machine and is he still himself after the full replacement of his body.

I’ll reserve judgment until i see the film itself. People are so eager to write everything off these days even before seeing a trailer/hearing an album. And i wouldn’t put too much stock the opinion of someone who hated Watchmen either [:)]

i did see the Elite Squad films, about a year ago, actually, when he was announced as the director. haha. they were fine enough, but i just didnt really super connect with them.

however, you analogy with Batman isnt quite valid here. see, Batman was a comic book before it was a movie, before it was a TV show, and before it was a cultural institution. so no, Batman Begins isnt a remake of any of the batman films that came before it, it is just ANOTHER in a long string of film versions of the pre-existing comic book. now, Robocop was written as a film, and then from that film, we got two sequels (which i still think are significantly more solid than they are getting credit for here, they arent amazing, but still… solid) the TV shows (both live and animated), and then the (pretty rad) miniseries ‘Prime Directives’… and now we are getting a remake of the original film. Batman isnt a remake, so to speak, because the well from which it is drawing is a different medium… the well that the new Robocop film is drawing from is the original movie, thus a remake.

now, you have disagreed with me and then added a smilie face, so i have to get way overheated and start a multi-thread battle with you, let me start it by saying that Watchmen the movie sucked HARD, changed the ending, and removed the spine from what is possibly the greatest graphic novel never. (but from the butcher behind the dreadful Dawn of the Dead remake, i cant find myself too surprised.) now have at thee! [;)]

i did see the Elite Squad films, about a year ago, actually, when he was announced as the director. haha. they were fine enough, but i just didnt really super connect with them.

however, you analogy with Batman isnt quite valid here. see, Batman was a comic book before it was a movie, before it was a TV show, and before it was a cultural institution. so no, Batman Begins isnt a remake of any of the batman films that came before it, it is just ANOTHER in a long string of film versions of the pre-existing comic book. now, Robocop was written as a film, and then from that film, we got two sequels (which i still think are significantly more solid than they are getting credit for here, they arent amazing, but still… solid) the TV shows (both live and animated), and then the (pretty rad) miniseries ‘Prime Directives’… and now we are getting a remake of the original film. Batman isnt a remake, so to speak, because the well from which it is drawing is a different medium… the well that the new Robocop film is drawing from is the original movie, thus a remake.

now, you have disagreed with me and then added a smilie face, so i have to get way overheated and start a multi-thread battle with you, let me start it by saying that Watchmen the movie sucked HARD, changed the ending, and removed the spine from what is possibly the greatest graphic novel never. (but from the butcher behind the dreadful Dawn of the Dead remake, i cant find myself too surprised.) now have at thee! [;)]

True, the Batman analogy isn’t 100% apt, but i do stand by my view that no other Robocop project was worth a damn, he’s a really great character and i think they squandered him on cheap trashy follow-ups that had no heart at all.

Regarding Watchmen, i think it was as great a conversion of the comic as could have been done, the original comic ending just would not have translated well at all to the screen. Would audiences have accepted a giant squid wrecking the place after a dark, kinda realistic superhero film? It was fine for the comic, but i think they’d have balked at it in a film. I’m surprised Snyder was able to keep it so close to the comic to be honest, there must have been plenty of pressure to change it to appeal to the masses. As it stands i think it’s the darkest big budget superhero film so far, it seemed to be aimed pretty much at people who read the comic (apart from a couple of concessions, like the squid) - and that group, let’s face it, is a tiny minority of the viewing public. I loved Dawn of the Dead too, and i’m a huge fan of the original. I think with those two films Snyder showed a lot of promise, but his other stuff doesn’t interest me at all.

As for Robocop, i’m looking at it as another version of the story. It’s not like we won’t be able to see the original again once this one comes out, we’ll always have it. I’m just more upbeat about it than most of the people i know, and i realise i’m in the minority. I hope for the best, it’s a talented director and talented actors, it may be a PG-13 rating but i’m confident they’ll be able to pull off something worth seeing. Hopefully it’ll be great. If it’s not, believe me, i will be fucking furious, but i’m definitely open to it. I think Hollywood is artistically bankrupt and essentially greedy and money-oriented, but it is a business. I’ve always hoped for a new, decent Robocop film, and hopefully out of their greed there’s a chance that this could be better than the usual trash, and those crappy sequels.

Yeah, I agree with Jay for the most part. This new film should be viewed separate from the rest and judged independently as a new vehicle for telling a Robocop story. I can’t bother to get emo about it ruining the franchise because . . . Yeah, just look at the franchise. There’s a whole bunch of spinoff crap and sequels and ye, aside from the original, EVERYTHING was crap (been a million years since I’d seen any of the TV stuff, but I’d love to be able to find it and see if there was anything redeeming I’d forgotten).

Anyway, there’s one other point I want to make, and that’s — if they ever make a film called FAGGOTCOP, I will be first in line.

Anyway, there’s one other point I want to make, and that’s — if they ever make a film called FAGGOTCOP, I will be first in line.

As long as the barrel of his gun is a pink 12" dildo.

I’d like to believe it could work but the fact is it won’t. It cannot work IF it has a PG-13 rating. End of story. It is not possible. It didn’t work when they threw it on a Terminator movie for much of the same reasons. It limits the film, cripples the plot, and turns it into a predictable pile of Hollywood dogshit dumbed down to sell tickets to families and toys.

People can argue all they want that the rating has little to do with the story but that’s bullshit. The rating reflects the content and the content is the story. If a typically brutal and violent story is cut of it’s brutal and violent content there is no fucking story. The ultra-violence in the original is what made it so hard hitting and is what made you really root for the “good guy”. It’s what made Robo’s reckoning so enjoyable and something you wanted to see happen throughout the film. These kinds of films rely on bad asses, really fucking bad “bad guys”, gore, and violence not because they don’t have a decent plot but because it’s a major part of the plot.

  • And if you wanna see what a watered down PG-13 Robocop film is like just watch the 3rd one and quietly weep at the mindless pussification.

•• Also, I liked Robocop 2. It’s different than the first and has it’s “wtf” moments but it’s still enjoyable to watch. The end battle is some of the best stop-motion I’ve ever seen. Shit is insane.

Am I the only one that thinks Nancy Allen is hot?

Am I the only one that thinks Nancy Allen is hot?

Yes.

Even if this film is half as good as the original Robocop, it’ll still be twice as good as Robocop 2 (and probably Robocop 3 and Robocop: The Series, neither of which I saw).

Am I the only one that thinks Nancy Allen is hot?

I thought she was hot too…especially in ‘Dressed to Kill’ and “Carrie”…Brian DePalma apparently did cuz he was tappin her for a while…

Glad to know I’m not the only one who thinks she’s hot. But I guess I’m the only one who likes RoboCop 2

Glad to know I’m not the only one who thinks she’s hot. But I guess I’m the only one who likes RoboCop 2

Yes…

And what exactly makes RoboCop 2 shitty? Is it that kid?

For me,it just didn’t have the style or the wit of the original…in the first one he was seeking his humanity and the second one didn’t have that element…it became more cartoonish…nice opening sequence though…

Maybe just being awed and terrified by “RoboCain” as a kid is why I like Robocop 2. I loved the violence and the final battle. It’s definitely less focused than the first and more of an action film though.

I think having been one of the unfortunate people who saw Robocop 3 might also factor into why I don’t think 2 is as shitty as some people.