that’s what i’m sayin’ (rape and honey is the best in my opinion) it is weird huh people defending the honour of good ministry in the minority…on a ministry forum i could see if heaven forbid i went to a godflesh board, if those exsist…i am curious what jesu sounds like though is it completley diffrent from godflesh?
Swans di indeed rape Ministry & Godflesh. Ministry were just a piss weak rip-off of Killing Joke anyway. Ministrys best song “Filth Pig” was a direct rip-off of Melvins Nightgoat song. Ministry needs about 3-6 guitars to get the sound Geordie got on one.
Ministrys best albums in my opinion are DSOFS & Filth Pig…but SOLAH and Us & Them RAPE those offerings any day of the week.
By the way if you don’t like the mighty Flesh…I doubt you’d enjoy Jesu. The song Anthem (Jesus Superstar) is a Flesh song but very Jesu-ish.
Killing Joke & the Swans are the daddies followed by Flesh and Melvins. Ministry were just a yankee version that jumped on KJ’s music and impersonated it poorly at best. Don’t even get me started on Ministry ripping off Big Black (badly by the way).
Ministry = great band. But they sure as hell weren’t no KJ, Swans, Melvins or Flesh. It’s like comparing Bon Jovi to Jimi Hendrix…it just doesn’t fly.
Maggit,Tooth, which Melvins albums would you recommend?
They are the only band off the list I’ve not heard, and, as I’m very fond of the rest, I’m interested.
Maggit,Tooth, which Melvins albums would you recommend?
They are the only band off the list I’ve not heard, and, as I’m very fond of the rest, I’m interested.
My favs are the most bonkers and mellow actually…start with “The Bootlicker”…then go on to “The Maggot” for ultra badass heavy…then back to bonker mellow “Honky”…then onto “Stag”…then move onto “Electroretard”…then try a bit of “Hostile Ambient Takeover”…then go for some “Stoner Witch” followed by “Bull Head”…followed by “Ozma/Gluey Porch treatments”…then go for a little “Houdini”…then onto “Pigs Of The Roman Empire” with Lustmord then the two recent albums with Big Business “(A) Senile Animal” & “Nude With Boots”…then their collaboration album “Crybaby”. That should do you for starters…Melvins are the greatest band ever in the Universe!
SUDOKU MOTHERFUCKERS - IT’S THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING PUZZLE THERE IS! NO FUCKING QUESTION ABOUT IT. CROSSWORDS? FUCK YOU. SUDOKU IS FUCKING AWESOME AND I AM TOO.
Please refrain from using “capital letters” Afra as it looks ugly.
By the way…Chess kicks Sudokus ass!!!
i think “Stoner Witch” is probably the one that first hooked a lot of melvins fans, its quite fun and accessable whereas some of it can sound a bit harsh and pointless if your not ready for it. Hostile Ambient Takeover is a great mix of good heavy song writing and bizarre noise, so i would recommend you start with those two.
Then, bullhead and eggnog ep, then all the others mentioned, then all the other ones after that.
No no no no no no!!
Start with Bootlicker & Maggot followed by the rest…
[/quote] i dunno livin on a prayer was pretty bad-ass
Blaze Of Glory kicked it’s ass!!!
Maggit,Tooth, which Melvins albums would you recommend?
They are the only band off the list I’ve not heard, and, as I’m very fond of the rest, I’m interested.
If you got to ask, You’re a DUMBASS!!! … Oh… Yeah… right! (man I love that joke! It never gets old!)
Houdini has the Nightgoat song on it…
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Late,
grmpysmrf
Blaze Of Glory kicked it’s ass!!!
Nothing beats Santa Fe on the Young Guns II soundtrack!
Late,
grmpysmrf
[reply]SUDOKU MOTHERFUCKERS - IT’S THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING PUZZLE THERE IS! NO FUCKING QUESTION ABOUT IT. CROSSWORDS? FUCK YOU. SUDOKU IS FUCKING AWESOME AND I AM TOO.
Please refrain from using “capital letters” Afra as it looks ugly.
By the way…Chess kicks Sudokus ass!!![/reply]
The whole caps thing was obviously a joke (PA was mentioned)… It always reminds me of CAPS and huge signatures (which are three times the length of the fucking thread content alone)
[reply][reply]SUDOKU MOTHERFUCKERS - IT’S THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING PUZZLE THERE IS! NO FUCKING QUESTION ABOUT IT. CROSSWORDS? FUCK YOU. SUDOKU IS FUCKING AWESOME AND I AM TOO.
Please refrain from using “capital letters” Afra as it looks ugly.
By the way…Chess kicks Sudokus ass!!![/reply]
The whole caps thing was obviously a joke (PA was mentioned)… It always reminds me of CAPS and huge signatures (which are three times the length of the fucking thread content alone)[/reply]
[laugh]
This is all you need to know:
Nature will step on you
Nature will eat you up
Jesu Jesu
Nature don’t care for you
Nature don’t see you
Jesu Jesu
You’re Fucked
You’ve Lost
Brilliant in it’s simplicity.
[reply][reply][reply]SUDOKU MOTHERFUCKERS - IT’S THE BEST MOTHERFUCKING PUZZLE THERE IS! NO FUCKING QUESTION ABOUT IT. CROSSWORDS? FUCK YOU. SUDOKU IS FUCKING AWESOME AND I AM TOO.
Please refrain from using “capital letters” Afra as it looks ugly.
By the way…Chess kicks Sudokus ass!!![/reply]
The whole caps thing was obviously a joke (PA was mentioned)… It always reminds me of CAPS and huge signatures (which are three times the length of the fucking thread content alone)[/reply]
[laugh][/reply]
Oh not to mention about how people must post a whole thread (in CAPS) about how they feel about something that is totally irrelevant to the topic of discussion.
Did I do a good impression??
Uncanny
You had me fooled.
I thought you were shrooming or something… I thought I was gonna have to get Icepick to decipher for us!
Late,
grmpysmrf
Killing Joke & the Swans are the daddies followed by Flesh and Melvins. Ministry were just a yankee version that jumped on KJ’s music and impersonated it poorly at best. Don’t even get me started on Ministry ripping off Big Black (badly by the way).
Yep. Pretty much sums it up. Ministry were always the most straight forward and metal band out of their contemporaries and definitely the least original. That’s probably why they ended up a sad parody of themselves as they had run out of bands to mimic and ended up mimicking themselves.
So What rips off Bauhaus’ Bela Lugosi’s Dead, Stigmata rips off a Big Black tune, Filth Pig rips off Night Goat by the Melvins, the list is endless…
Thanks MaggitTooth!
I will follow your recommened approach.
Thanks for the alternate suggestion Godlike Pudding but accessible isn’t really a concern for me.
carmangary: did someone say my name?
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Killing Joke & the Swans are the daddies followed by Flesh and Melvins. Ministry were just a yankee version that jumped on KJ’s music and impersonated it poorly at best. Don’t even get me started on Ministry ripping off Big Black (badly by the way).
Yep. Pretty much sums it up. Ministry were always the most straight forward and metal band out of their contemporaries and definitely the least original. That’s probably why they ended up a sad parody of themselves as they had run out of bands to mimic and ended up mimicking themselves.
So What rips off Bauhaus’ Bela Lugosi’s Dead, Stigmata rips off a Big Black tune, Filth Pig rips off Night Goat by the Melvins, the list is endless…[/reply]
Sad but true…Al did give us the wonder that was Just One Fix though. He should be very proud of Eureka Pile & Nursing Home too as they’re deadly. You could tell with Eureka Pile that Ministry had really been jamming to find that beast.