Not Australian

Discussion
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Hi, Everyone! I’m not sure if I’ve ever introduced myself, but my name is Gunnar. Here’s something you might not know about me . . . I’m not Australian.

There’s actually several great things in the world that are not Australian and I thought it would be a great idea to give recognition to them.

Dr. Pepper
Mr. T
Chrysler
Metallica
Dockers

Anyway, that’s just a few that I can think of, but I know there are more. Let’s just see if we can celebrate some things and/ or people for their non-Australianness, shall we?

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Get cunted you American twat!

Australia’s got much better things:

Crocodile Dundee
Shrimps on barbees
Yahoo Serious
Casual racism
That one industrial band. . .Severed Heads?
Koalas
Crocodile Dundee
That Gladiator guy’s band

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Get cunted you American twat!

Australia’s got much better things:

Crocodile Dundee
Shrimps on barbees
Yahoo Serious
Casual racism
That one industrial band. . .Severed Heads?
Koalas
Crocodile Dundee
That Gladiator guy’s band
[u]

INXS

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Whoooaaa!!! Easy there, Fellas! I’m not trying to get your shrimps on a Barbie or anything. I’m just saying that there are also some nice things that are NOT Australian and we should give them a notice too. Here’s a few more . . .

Frosted Flakes
In-n-Out
Doritos
Keanu Reeves

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I’d like to add to the NOT Australian list:
nappycheezebutt
Olsen

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Taco Bell
Disneyland
Shaq

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Vegemite
Olivia Newton John
Crocodile Dundee

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Vegemite
Olivia Newton John
Crocodile Dundee

Dude, Nick Cave. Fucking ‘Animal Kingdom’ (film), the Dirty Three…

Way to rep the down under.

America -

Home Depot
Taco Bell Breakfast Menu
Porn!

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Australian porn? Do they fuck on barbies?

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Please everyone, stop posting Australian stuff here.
This thread is to celebrate only that which is NON-Australian.

Anyway, I’m enjoying a nice beer right now. Arrogant Bastard, it is called. Aside from being delicious, it is 100% NOT Australian.

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Blade Runner
Apocalypse Now
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Maker’s Mark

Bacon Cheeseburgers

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Whoooaaa!!! Easy there, Fellas! I’m not trying to get your shrimps on a Barbie or anything. I’m just saying that there are also some nice things that are NOT Australian and we should give them a notice too. Here’s a few more . . .

Keanu Reeves

Not to cause an international ruckus here, but isn’t he Canadian? [crazy]

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And stuff that I like about your country:

Combos (cheddar cheese pretzel in particular)
Fruity Pebbles, Cookie Crisp, Coco Puffs
American Football (not that wimpy European kind)

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Hi guys!

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You gents didn’t specify that the “non-Australian” items had to be specifically from the U.S., or for any historical era, so…lemme see if I can think of just a few items not of specifically Australian origin:

LSD-25
pulsars
the Golden Horde (not a musical group)
Aurora borealis
Phineas Gage
mag-lev trains

And last but not least, the amazing thylacine or “Tasmanian wolf”, which technically WAS Australian, but is now extinct.

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While it is very true that the U.S. has given us many great things which are NOT Australian, this thread is not a celebration of America or things American. It is to recognize great stuff and people which are NOT Australian. I certainly don’t want this to be discriminatory or anything, so, yes, please share and celebrate NON-Australian stuff from all regions.

Here are a few things which are NOT Australian that hail from other regions . . .

IKEA
French Fries
Italian Soda
Iron Maiden
Ninjas

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Fucking ‘Animal Kingdom’ (film)

Great film. I highly recommend Red Hill if you haven’t seen it, another nice Australian thriller.

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We are not interested in Australian stuff here, Jay. You can talk about that stuff on the rest of the internet. Can we please try to show some appreciation for things that are not Australian. There are more countries in the world besides Australia, you know?

The Space Shuttle (all of them, really)
Now and Laters
Jupiter
Pizza

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We should take the items listed so far and compile them in song form…maybe “These Are A Few Of My Favorite [non-Australian] Things”…

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While it is very true that the U.S. has given us many great things which are NOT Australian, this thread is not a celebration of America or things American. It is to recognize great stuff and people which are NOT Australian. I certainly don’t want this to be discriminatory or anything, so, yes, please share and celebrate NON-Australian stuff from all regions.

Here are a few things which are NOT Australian that hail from other regions . . .

IKEA
French Fries
Italian Soda
Iron Maiden
Ninjas

Ah, i have one; MEL GIBSON!

Born in the US, in your face Australia!!