[reply]Fucking ‘Animal Kingdom’ (film)
Great film. I highly recommend Red Hill if you haven’t seen it, another nice Australian thriller.[/reply]
Haven’t seen it, but I’ll put it on my list. ‘the Proposition’ starring Guy Pearce, written by Nick Cave was also great.
We are not interested in Australian stuff here, Jay. You can talk about that stuff on the rest of the internet. Can we please try to show some appreciation for things that are not Australian. There are more countries in the world besides Australia, you know?
The Space Shuttle (all of them, really)
Now and Laters
Jupiter
Pizza
Outback Steak House
Bad stuff from Australia:
Funnel web spiders
Drop bears
Jai Courtney
This guy:
Bad stuff from Australia:
Funnel web spiders
Drop bears
Jai Courtney
This guy:
wrong thread. go back 3 spaces
[reply]Whoooaaa!!! Easy there, Fellas! I’m not trying to get your shrimps on a Barbie or anything. I’m just saying that there are also some nice things that are NOT Australian and we should give them a notice too. Here’s a few more . . .
Keanu Reeves
Not to cause an international ruckus here, but isn’t he Canadian? [crazy][/reply]
If Keanu Reeves is Canadian I have not been made aware of it. Nor do I care. I put him up to show another person who is not Australian. I asked Keanu if he was Australian and he said he was “totally NON-NON-NON-Australian”.
[reply][reply]Fucking ‘Animal Kingdom’ (film)
Great film. I highly recommend Red Hill if you haven’t seen it, another nice Australian thriller.[/reply]
Haven’t seen it, but I’ll put it on my list. ‘the Proposition’ starring Guy Pearce, written by Nick Cave was also great.[/reply]
I think I read that Nick Cave was involved with writing a follow up to The Gladiator but it was rejected by the studio…
Men At Work
^I’m going to assume you are referring to the excellent and very NON Australian film about garbage men starring Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez.
Indeed, that was a fine piece of non Australian cinema.
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What the fuck? What the absolute fuck…
…is this shit???
So. This is the path you’ve chosen, Gunnar? You wanna go there do you? You up for it, are you? You want to make this not only about me but also about the good people of Australia? Who, by the way, have done NOTHING to you other than offer up a handful of annoying flash in the pan celebrities (like Paul Hogan. oh…and Yahoo Serious).
That’s the plan is it?
Well listen up my fairweather halfwit friend…
The jig is up. It’s over. All bets are off. You are now well and truly in my sights, Compadre, and no amount, NO AMOUNT of Beavis and Butthead, Bill and Ted or Milo and Otis styled tomfoolery is going to dig you out of it. So crack all the beer cans and post all the cutesy selfie pics you want - it ain’t gonna help.
I’ll be the first to admit, Jenkins - Once upon a time you were mildly irritating but a bit of fun. Like Webster but not as black. Now…now? Buddy you crossed that line. And down under, where men are men and toilet bowls spin the correct way, crossing lines is what we deal with before breakfast (which is generally all bran, vegemite on toast, juice, coffee and the odd blueberry muffin).
Capiche?
And just in case you may have misinterpreted my little rant, I’ll spell it out for you:
It’s war buddy.
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Paul Hogan is a great man. But this thread is to celebrate things that are NON-Australian, Peligro. I’m sorry if I was not clear on that.
Anyway, back on topic . . .
Pop-Tarts
Ravioli
Ice Fishing
Camels
These bogans did give us 80’s Kylie Minogue. (I like blondes)
Thank you for that Australia.
Paul Hogan is a great man. But this thread is to celebrate things that are NON-Australian, Peligro. I’m sorry if I was not clear on that.
Australia has a population of just over 23 million. That’s 0.004 % of the total world population. So (in a nutshell) you’re “celebrating” everything more or less that has nothing to do with or did not originate from someone or some thing that makes up merely 0.004 % of the world’s population?
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You may as well shout “three cheers for anybody NOT from The Ivory Coast”.
It would make about as much sense.
Please calm down and stop being racist.
Australia makes up about 82.1% of the membership of this internet board and approximately 63.4 % of the Internet in general. So, obviously your numbers are quite off.
You can celebrate things that are Australian elsewhere on the board or in the privacy of your own home.
Please stop trying to push around minorities and telling them how to live our lives.
No one here hates Australians or is anti-Australia. Let me make that clear. We just want to get the message out that not only is it okay for people to be born NOT-Australian, but that there are great things that are NON-Australian and that NON-Australians have contributed to society.
I would also like to make it clear that, while you are supposedly Australian, that does not, in any way, exclude you from joining us in recognizing and celebrating things that are NON-Australian.
New Zealand
Papua New Guinea
Every member of AC/DC, ever, apart from Mark Evans and Phil Rudd.
Frosted Flakes
Lucky Charms
Honeycomb
Raisin Bran
Apple Jacks
Golden Grahams
Pretty much all good breakfast cereals, actually.
And just in case you may have misinterpreted my little rant, I’ll spell it out for you:
It’s war buddy.
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Are you ordering an NON-Australian tank on Amazon or something? Why is it that whenever you declare war you disappear for weeks or months on end?
Anyway, I’ll sit here in my NON-Australian underground safe room with my 5 gallon bucket of NON-Australian sliced pears, my 145 cans of NON-Australian SPAM, my 62 pallets of NON-Australian water, and my NON-Australian internet connection and pray to my NON-Australian God that I make it through this war.
We need to fight the war the old fashioned way with a group Skype chat rap battle.
Could we bring back K-Lite as a moderator? Please say he’s available.
Otherwise, the one true way to resolve disputes and properly channel your rage is to perform an elaborate INTERPRETIVE DANCE.
Nice Burroughs avatar…