New Years Eve plans?

What’s everyone doing? Going bonkers? Having a quiet one?

Feeling a bit jaded about New Years my self. Not excited by it like I used to be. There’s no way I’m going anywhere near the city centre. Fuck that.

Might just have a few drinks at home and listen to my favourite 2010 albums.

Probably going downtown with friends. The payroll on my job fucked up with checks though. So I won’t exactly have as much to spend on liquor as I expected. So maybe i’ll lay low… I dunno.

Well tonight I’m going and seeing Primus play Sailing The Seas Of Cheese in it’s entirety. As far as new years goes I may end up buying some patron silver for me and the rest of the crew

I am stuck in Alabama for New Years (I came here to do music with the Nursing Home keyboardist Baba Yaga who is stuck working here) and my time so far has been absolutely dismal.

The people are conservative hicks who automatically hate me with one look (and probably anyone who is not self righteous Christian hypocrite white trash)

Last night goty fucked up at a club and took a cab home. Dropped off in the wrong area. Couldn’t find my friend’s place where I was staying.

Approached a cop car and asked for help/directions and was promptly slammed onto the fucking hood, cuffed, and had his fucking hick pig hands in my pockets before you could say “fuck the Constitution”

The desire to control/cage other people and humiliate them like animals that exists in these people is disgusting to me.

At least they had to deal with me howling “here piggy piggy” all night long even after they tried to shut me up by chaining me to a chair with my hands cuffed behind me in extreme pain and some stupid humiliating helmet on my head!

^

That’s fucked up, man!

I got treated like shit at high school in preppy Culver City area of L.A. Got called ‘faggot’, ‘queer’, ‘homo’, ‘bitch’, ‘weirdo’ just for being an outsider. The students called me names too! (ha ha ha)

I wasn’t pretty or popular or good at sports and didn’t belong to any clubs (none would have me anyway). They were all white, conservative hypocrites and conformists.

I know how you feel.

Anyway, I’m just staying at home for New Years. Nothing special on.

I am anticipating what will be either the best, or potentially most fucked up, new years of my life…

A bunch of high school chums planned a trip to Sydney, as a friend’s older brother owns one of the biggest bars up there.

These chaps are the sort that basically helped to ruin our school’s reputation and most of them ended up getting ‘negotiated transfers’ by the time we’d all finished. Any night out with them is eventful and leads to some interesting situations, let alone a week in Sydney.

I turned this down tho, as an old flame from Singapore was coming down to Melbourne and we were gonna spend an evening together watching the fireworks, skyline, etc from Mt Dandenong. Then she cancelled the trip, and all my mates had made plans and there wasn’t any room for me to go…

However, a friend of mine insisted I go, and I figured a plane ticket there was cheaper than driving or the train… so I’m headed there in a couple of hours for NYE with no accomodation or anything planned. Just gonna turn up with my suitcase and hope for the best.

That being said, Kriss, Morte and a bunch of other friends from the metal scene have put their hands up to help, so it should be a killer couple of weeks. No idea when I’m getting back, most likely to stay until this big soccer game which usually entails riots and a lot of general buffoonery hits town, but a half-Japanese metalhead cutie with purple hair that I met a couple of days ago may be an incentive not to stay for too long… [:)]

DJing at a friend’s house that is walking distance from my house (very convenient). Gonna play a mix of classic alternative, goth, Wax Trax, and some newer music. It’s going to be cold in Phoenix this weekend, with lows in the 20s/30s. It actually snowed in parts of the Valley today (not the first time that has happened). I realize those lows are nothing for some of you, but for us desert rats, it’s fucking chilly!

Have a fun, safe weekend all.

1002

I just saw Clutch at the Orange Peel in Asheville NC, well worth the price of admission. Love me some Clutch!

I just got performing ritual scarification to the vaginas of two young thirteen year old girls my offering tto the blood of the African cunt godess Bimbala

voidhead: I know what you mean about Alabama. when a group was traveling to New Orleans last summer, we drove down, and stopped off at Alabama for some late night food at a diner. Needless to say, the looks we recieved were very interesting. My friends with me were: a Pakistani with a fro, a black man with dreads, and a puerto rican guy. Wow did it take forever for us to get served. I was the only one who recieved eye contact too.

as for last night…I’ve been sick since my bday on the 23rd. couldn’t celebrate my 25th bday, couldn’t celebrate christmas, and couldn’t celebrate new years. It’s been quite depressing, so last night I just combined some pills and some liquid medicine to knock myself out. way I’ve been feeling this could be my last new years!

Got really drunk and dosed myself with cough syrup. Times were crazy.

Board games! Woo!

Nothing! Woo!

I did Vegas for New Years. Apparently, I did it correctly because, amongst the rest of the madness and celebrations, I also ended up selling the shoes I was wearing for $150. Adding in the rest of my compulsive gambling binges I came home $500 up.

i went to my buddies’ house and hung out with his family. watched his kid go apeshit with all his new toys. watched dick clark. swung by my bar on my way home at 1 am stone cold sober to see what was up. drunk people. really drunk people.

i’m going to las vegas next week for CES. never been.

I went to my girlfriend’s house and watched Dick Clark.
Poor Dick Clark.

Ended up getting pretty high and listening to a bunch of records til about 4am.

My sister’s friend - a real hottie who lives around the corner - came over at one point, because she was bored and was wondering what I was up to.

For some time the two of us have had sparks developing between us but had never really done much about it. I thought that this was as good a time as ever to show her how I feel about her. We danced up close to Aphex for a bit and before too long I slipped her the tongue. We made out pretty frantically and she eventually got down to just a pair of panties. I figured ‘what the hell’ and took it all off and start yankin’ on it in front of her. Then she gets a phone call from some guy she’s sort of dating and he’s going ‘where the fuck are you and blah blah blah…’ and as I didn’t particularly want to start the new year bloodied and bruised after a fight I suggested that she go and join him.

So I ended up having to jerk off ( well what was I supposed to do?). It’s the gentlemanly thing to do and I’d hope you’d all do the same.

[;)]

How’s that for a NSFW way to kick off 2011!!

You’re gonna try and show us your wiener again, aren’t you?

Mate, I was never going to let my ‘weiner’ fly here.

But I had fun having you along the way!

My weiner is out there in internet land though. So far it hasn’t caused me any grief. Kind of a weird feeling knowing that any given moment someone somewhere could be ogling my schlong.

I’ve seen it Olsen. It’s not very big.