New Years Eve plans?

I spent the evening watching one of the most underrated, talented and original bands in the country.

JACOB FRED JAZZ ODYSSEY

Most people here probably wouldn’t dig the free jazz, improvisational chaos, they bring, but to me and most music critics, it’s mind melting. This was my 17th time to see them.

Well tonight I’m going and seeing Primus play Sailing The Seas Of Cheese in it’s entirety. As far as new years goes I may end up buying some patron silver for me and the rest of the crew

Lucky. Brian Haas from JFJO has played with Claypool several times in the Dead Kenny G’s who opened the show you went to. Unfortunately, once in Tulsa, for a show I didn’t make, the Dead Kenny G’s played, and Claypool showed up out of nowhere and sat in the entire set with them. I heard about it from some friends and was pretty disappointed I didn’t go.

I went downtown to catch the fireworks with a friend and his sister (who brought her 7yo daughter along) so we had to watch our language and obviously couldn’t go drinking. No biggie though I got my fill on Christmas eve.

You’re gonna try and show us your wiener again, aren’t you?

That’s what I was thinking.

I won’t be forgetting this New Year’s Eve for a long while. Be prepared for a long story…

I basically decided to go to Sydney on a whim. My high school chums were going up there, a bunch of mates were playing gigs in the first couple of weeks, there was a big soccer game coming up and a I had a bunch of other mates on the metal scene who lived there who could show me a great time, and as well as this, my original New Years plans with this Singaporean friend of mine were completely shot out of the water. So, I just went to hell with it, and booked a flight without any return ticket, idea of when I was coming back, or accomodation booked.

The first night was great. Stayed at a place my friends were staying at. Took a lot of convincing, but I was given the go ahead to stay for a couple of nights. We went out to this party which was heavily populated by queers, but plenty of ladies as well. And being the few ‘straightie-180s’ there, we definitely had our work cut out for us. I ended up with a blonde lass called Elle from Newcastle, and we really got stuck into each other. We eventually left the rest of the group to go and check out the fireworks, and that was a sight to behold. Particularly when you’re pretty wasted with a nice lookin sheila on yer arm.
Eventually went back to the party and decided to go to the city to suss a few things out. It was there that I lost track of her and ran into my mates and we went to our friend’s bar.
Unfortunately, our friend was peaking off his brain on ecstasy, and got stuck into me. Cool. Real cool. So, we left in disgust and just bobbed around clubs here and there. I eventually took a cab and somehow ended up on the harbour bridge, and then eventually gave that girl a call, went back to her place and… well, sorted things out. [:)]

The next day was just spent at Bondi Beach, but I basically had pissed off the landlord at the place I was staying. He was a raging queen, and overheard me saying less than polite things about gays after I had more than a few coming up to me and accosting me in the city streets… not good. He basically said to my friends ‘either he goes, or you go with him’. Way to go, dickhead. So, I left.

I ended up a wheelchair confined half-Lebanese neo-Nazi’s house with Morte, the singer from Nazxul. This was a bizarre scene. I’m in this flat with this guy, Morte and a Japanese girl passed out on the sofa… and it was quite amazing the amount of Sadistik Exekution related stuff he had on the walls. Old flyers, posters, magazine articles, even ORIGINAL album artwork, it was amazing. It could well and truly be a museum. This particular chap was known was ‘Slasher’. He’s the sort of guy that would get pint glasses at gigs and smash them in his own face until blood was pissing out everywhere, then snort fly spray and cigarette ash for kicks… not to mention getting hit by 3 cars and a train. It was only after he got crippled that he got into the Naziism and… on that, neither Morte and I had time for, but him and Morte go way back and it was just one of those things Morte just had to put up with.

We went to Morte’s place where I was to stay for a while, and after this night, this is where the really bizarre shit started to happen.

That morning I woke up to an Asian woman in Morte’s flat asking me if I owned the place, who was the tenant, etc, with me responding by basically telling her to fuck off and let me sleep. Morte was sleeping on the floor next to my couch and told her he owned the place, and she just wanted him to look after her kids, to which he said was fine.

Or so I thought. Turns out, I wake up and Mozart’s Masonic Funeral Mass is playing, and Morte tells me this never happened. It seemed so vivid, but it was just a dream. He then went on and on and on about the Asian woman representing death, she=shi=death in Japanese, shirigami=god of death… I sort of just took it with a grain of salt. I mean, he fucking calls himself death!

Anyway, he asked me what I wanted to do that day. I told him: let’s go to Rookwood Cemetery, the biggest one in the Southern Hemisphere. He was fine with that, and I kept going on and on about it, and was really really keen to go. So we had some friends of mine pick us up to drive us there, but not before we made a slight detour.

We went to Geoffrey Leonard’s house. Yes: this creep http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XSB4sQGT_4

Long story short; we went there, Morte stayed at the car because he knew he would kill him, and I just went there to film the shennanigans. All my friends ended up being really tentative about it, and it was clear Geoff was at home, but was hiding from us. So, I basically pissed on his front door before I left. It was a massive stream. Wish I could show the video…

I’m not sorry for what I did. [laugh]

We then went to Rookwood. It was strange; rather than go to the pioneer’s, Greek or Jewish graves, or my friend’s grandad’s grave, we went straight to the Italian ones. I’ve no idea why. Then Morte refused to leave the car. He was getting a really bad vibe and kept finding childrens graves and refused to come with us. Every time we went back to him, it was obvious he had been crying.

We went back to Morte’s that night, and it had been a day with perfect weather. Around 6-7pm, the weather started to change. It went cloudy and started pissing down rain. Then later that night, I got a call. It was my father. I missed it, but I had a really terrible feeling about it. It was 10pm, and he rarely calls, so obviously it wasn’t something good. It could’ve been about meeting in Sydney to visit relatives in Newcastle, which we talked about. But I had a sick feeling, and so did Morte.

I answered the phone to find out my grandmother had died. I had not long seen her at Christmas and she seemed fine. It has basically hit me like a tonne of bricks, but I’m feeling better. I decided then and there to go straight home. I couldn’t stay any more.

I can’t remember much of the next day. I was just on downers and drinking like a fish and smoking like a chimney. Later that night, I took a bus to Sydney and took photos of all the landmarks I’d hoped to see that night. The photos looked great at night and it was a good way to take my mind off my grandmother’s death while I was walking around the city.

I got home, slept and the next day Kriss Hades came down from the Blue Mountains, miles out, to see how I was doing. It was pretty cool having Kriss and Morte around, and they really were a great help. I ended up getting to the airport completely drunk, and nearly lost my boarding pass in the toilet! But, I made it… or so I thought. On the plane, the flight attendant comes up to me and says ‘well, it seems you’ve had a few drinks’. I stared at him. I knew this was it. I was going to get booted off. I was fucked. I just told him about what happened to my grandmother and just explained I wasn’t there to cause trouble, but basically I just wanted to get home and see the funeral. He responded ‘I’m sorry to hear that… but, don’t worry, I’ll look after you’. And he did, and I got home.

If that wasn’t weird enough, my ex-girlfriend rang me. She honestly was a girl that I did love, and only just recently did I get over our break up. It was hard. She rang me out of the blue just as my father saw me arrive at the airport, and wanted to talk to me before she left for France. I told her what happened, and she (well, I’ll take her word for it) had no idea about my grandmother. Which, I’d believe given we completely blocked each other from Facebook and haven’t spoken for 6 months at all.

I went to my grandparents house, and that was really emotional. I was pretty much speechless when I saw my grandfather, with whom I’m really close. We just looked at each other and hugged.
On the way out, he mentioned there were two single beds if I wanted to stay. I couldn’t, because I knew I had to go home to help my sister deal with it, and I was pretty sick from a bad cold and the last thing I wanted to do was get him sick just before the funeral.

I got home, talked about it with my parents and sister and eventually retired to bed. I ended up ringing my ex, and we spoke for 4 hours until 5am.
That was a beautiful thing. We talked about my grandmother, whom she’d met, about what we went through after the break up, why we broke up, and basically realised we still cared about each other and in a way, loved each other.

It’s just weird. I was sort of hoping she would call to comfort me about the death. And she did, but without meaning to. I sometimes wonder about things…

As an aside, I’ve been growing vegetables out back, and my grandmother gave me zucchini and silver beet. They have been growing like there’s no tomorrow, and every time I go out to that garden, I’m reminded of her generosity, hard work and ultimately her love.

Sorry to hear about losing your Granny, Dildo.
Mine’s starting to get all Alzheimery and it made me super sad on Christmas. Anyway, Grandmas rule and it sucks when they die.

Went backpacking and camping in Joshua Tree with my girlfriend. It was awesome!

Sorry to hear about your Grandma E.D. Bummer way to start the new year.

[:(]
Sorry brother but hope you’re on the mend.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Cheers folks, I’m feeling better, but I can’t stop thinking about her. I almost wish I could get a hammer and smash my brains in until all I can do is just roll around on the floor drooling and going ‘buuuhh’.

Gunnar, I saw my great grandmother go through dementia and horrid as it was, it was comforting seeing ‘their way’ come out every now and then til the end. Just the sort of humour she had, mannerisms, even some of the harsh comments she would make! I find it’s just good to look back on it with a laugh or three.

My pop’s just starting to get it: looks like me and my old man might be looking after him heaps for the next two months. I’m really annoyed at the moment, because he wants me to sleep over their place, but I’m just getting over a cold and am well enough to, but not without the risk of getting him crook just before the funeral. Might be able to slip a day in or two, but it’s gonna be tough. He’s been walking around the house, looking for her.

He’s been walking around the house, looking for her.

Jesus, that’s heart breaking![:(]
Late,
grmpysmrf

My grandmother’s got demntia, too.
It’s sad to see her looking for people that died years ago, or asking the same questions over and over again. On the other hand, she finds all sorts of simple things endlessly amusing, so there’s that.

Condolences, evil. All the best to you, your grandad, and the rest of your family in this tough time.

Despite the situation you still gave us a line like this:

It was only after he got crippled that he got into the Naziism

Thank you.

Evil Dildo, your homophobia is ignorant but that seems to pervade this board so it’s not shocking. It’s still more politically correct than racism.

Would you say the same if you had had a bunch of bad experiences with black people? Would you go around shouting “Nigger!” in a black stranger’s home, then be surprised if he kicked you out?

Sounds like you deserved the boot.

Sorry about your grandmother. Mine were all dead by the time I was in my early teens, however I did watch my grandmother decline with Alzheimers and it was sad. In fac that is where the band name Nursing Home comes from. From visiting her there…

Funny story about the wheelchair Nazi etc. Sounds like a bunch of wild friends.

Peeing on a stranger’s house seems rather juvenile. If he is a confessed pedophile let the law handle it. No? Ah fuck it! I’d have done the same to some zany Christian moron like Fred Phelps or some such. I just have a soft spot for pedos is all…

Rev:

My grandmother’s got demntia, too.
It’s sad to see her looking for people that died years ago, or asking the same questions over and over again. On the other hand, she finds all sorts of simple things endlessly amusing, so there’s that.

It’s cool that you look at it like that… I found a lot of humour was still to be found in my great grandmother, even as her condition got worse. To the point where she was hallucinating. But, they never leave. There’s little things they’ll say and do which remind you of them right til the end.

Eg: to me, “Oh… this one… yes, this one looks like he likes to look in the mirror a lot!”.
I was speechless… she was seriously the best with stuff like that [laugh]

There was a pretty funny show back in the day in Australia about a son living with his mum who had dementia. It was… I dunno if you’ll find it funny, but it had it’s quaint charm. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKckyhD_Ed0

To mick:

Despite the situation you still gave us a line like this:


In Reply To

It was only after he got crippled that he got into the Naziism


Thank you.

Yeah, and he’s HALF-LEBANESE. Crippled, middle-eastern Nazi.

Seriously, I don’t know if he believes half the crap he sez. I think they just found a soft target, told him they’d be his ‘best mates til the very end’ and that’s the nuts and bolts of it. I mean, he has a Japanese girl sleeping on his couch and I ask him about that and he replies, ‘Oh, it’s okay! The Japs were on Hitler’s side in the war!’.

[:/]

Void:

Would you say the same if you had had a bunch of bad experiences with black people? Would you go around shouting “Nigger!” in a black stranger’s home, then be surprised if he kicked you out?

When you put it like that, that really is a good point. I guess I should’ve just gotten over myself and not been so… I dunno, touchy about being propositioned like that.

I kid you not, it happens a lot. And I’ve had some queers do some really, really fucked up shit. If it happened to a woman, by a man, yeah, people wouldn’t hesitate to say ‘that’s fucked’. But, if it’s by a man to a man… I dunno, people just tend to laugh or say put up with it.

I’ve been in plenty of fights when I was a teen and honestly, I’m not proud to say it, but I’ve used some pretty weak excuses to justify them. Funnily enough, I’ve never so much as thrown a fist at a queer that’s done something like that. Like pushed me into the urinal after circling me around in the toilet. Or flat out grabbed my dick. Or start rubbing my thigh while I’m minding my own business. Note, they’ll often tend to be a lot older. And it pisses me off.

Why’ve I never hit them? Because I’m fucking terrified! Something in your brain just goes ‘RUN! DANGER! EEP!’. Not trying to gain sympathy… but just giving you an idea of why I was super pissed.

And yeah, I will still say… when you put it like that, it makes sense and it probably is better I wasn’t there.

In fac that is where the band name Nursing Home comes from. From visiting her there…

That’s pretty awesome actually.

Peeing on a stranger’s house seems rather juvenile. If he is a confessed pedophile let the law handle it. No? Ah fuck it! I’d have done the same to some zany Christian moron like Fred Phelps or some such. I just have a soft spot for pedos is all…

To quote Geoffrey Leonard, the pedo whose door I pissed on, ‘I’m not sorry for what I did’.

Yeah, it was definitely juvenile. It was stupid. It was wrong. And I definitely shouldn’t have done it. Peligro had his opinions on it, and I agreed.

My friends basically wanted to go to his house and reenact the interview. I was opposed to it; because, I thought they’d get nervous and rather than give him what for, try and be his ‘friend’. But, I just went along for the hell of it, because we had other stuff planned afterward anyway.

So we get there, and I just agreed to film it. No involvement other than that. Funnily enough, he wouldn’t answer the door, and I honestly don’t know what got into me, but it felt like we’d gone there and ‘made a pilgrimage’. As though we’d gone to ‘visit’ him. That bothered me.

So, I did what I did. I honestly just wasn’t thinking and did it. And I don’t really regret it.

Not when I remind myself that the first thing he did when getting out of prison was move to his victim’s area, then walk past their house EVERY DAY taunting them, causing them to move halfway across the country.

Yeah, he paid his penance. But he certainly isn’t contrite. He even said that in the original video (not on youtube).

I’m all for rehabilitation and leaving these people alone when they get out of jail, but not if they’re clearly unapologetic, and worse still, rubbing it in their victims faces.

Is it my place to do something like that and take matters into my own hands? I agree with you, it’s not.

All I’m saying is… I don’t regret it. But, it doesn’t justify it.

I dunno. Fuck him.

Would you say the same if you had had a bunch of bad experiences with black people? Would you go around shouting “Nigger!” in a black stranger’s home, then be surprised if he kicked you out?

I used to feel a bit iffy about muslims. For all the obvious reasons. Yeah, it was cliche but I’m honest and open about it. I’ve met some ok muslims though. Same with jews. Met some nice enough jews. Met some real cunts too.

I shouldn’t generalise but I am occasionally guilty of falling back into bad habits.

Sorry about your grandmother. Mine were all dead by the time I was in my early teens, however I did watch my grandmother decline with Alzheimers and it was sad.

My grandparents were all dead by 1987.

Peeing on a stranger’s house seems rather juvenile. If he is a confessed pedophile let the law handle it. No? …

There are people who do stupid, one off things, regret it and spend their whole lives being punished for it and I can sympathise with those types (I’m not talking about rape or murder here though). The types who wake up the morning after and think What the hell have I done? How could I be so stupid? The types who looked where they shouldn’t have looked or touched what they shouldn’t have touched. I’d think twice about harrassing them or making the situation worse than it needs to be for them. Let the law handle it. Let them do their time and then make amends for the hurt they have caused or helped to cause and then move on.

Then there are the pedophiles. The ones who prey on kids and arrange their daily activities so that they come into constant contact with young children and then hurt and exploit them. I have no sympathy for those types. Often they feel no remorse and go so far as to boast of their sexual deviancy.

To them I say: Beware.

I just now got to reading the latest on this thread but I’m with Peligro on this. I have no tolerance for repeat, unrepentant pedophiles (I’m speaking of those who actually commit acts of violence and perversion against children, as opposed to those who may just have “feelings”). I have no understanding for them. No compassion. No mercy. No respect.

If Dildo pisses on his house, good! If Peligro mails him a fresh steaming turd, even better! And if someone takes it upon himself to break into the Pedo’s home and smash a brick into that bastards teeth, well whoopdee friggin’ doo! Buy that man a beer and put it on MY tab!

That’s MY honest opinion on the topic.

I am very sorry to hear about your grandmother ED, my condolences to you and your family. Just hang in there.