All the time travel stuff is kind of gay.
Why do they always only go back just a little bit to try and kill John Connor or John Connor’s mom or some crap. I mean, they always send the terminators to like the 80’s or 90’s or later when people already have guns and tanks and cars and such.
Why don’t they just go back to like 1692 and kill Sarah Connor’s great, great, great, great, great grandma or something? Then the terminator will be like, “Yo, Bitch, Hi! I’m here to kill you. [slice, punch, stab, bang, pow] and now you’re dead. The end.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!^
I’m stoked for the new movie. Looks like an Oscar winner in comparison to the new Star Wars trailer…
Looks like another cgi jizzfest. On top of that, the acting is so crap. Wish they’d stop qouting past Terminator films too, it’s so cheesy.
Why bother makin these Terminator films if they’re not even gonna come close to the awesomeness of the first 2? WHY BOTHER.
Looks like another cgi jizzfest. On top of that, the acting is so crap. Wish they’d stop qouting past Terminator films too, it’s so cheesy.
Why bother makin these Terminator films if they’re not even gonna come close to the awesomeness of the first 2? WHY BOTHER.
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The cgi looks like some crappy made for tv movie cartoon deal.
If they wanna make this thing salveagable, I’d suggest making it where the Machines and Skynet win and wipe us out and later on venture out into space wreaking havoc on alien civilizations.
[reply]Looks like another cgi jizzfest. On top of that, the acting is so crap. Wish they’d stop qouting past Terminator films too, it’s so cheesy.
Why bother makin these Terminator films if they’re not even gonna come close to the awesomeness of the first 2? WHY BOTHER.
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Exactly.
Sometimes people get the mistaken impression that studios want to make quality films. Good movies are a bonus to them, but in the end all the studio wants is a profit.
The worst part of Salvation was when one of The Terminators could have easily killed John Connor but just decided to rough him up a little.
This new one looks like a glorified video game.
Salvation was terrible.
This one looks terrible.
ghey as hell.
i can almost hear someone in some meeting somewhere about this film, “yea, could you do a bit where you flip an 18-wheeler like in The Dark Knight? you wouldn’t even have to do an 18 wheeler… um… do a bus! Yea! Flip a bus!”
And hey, since we’re doing a remake of sorts let’s get some new band to cover some old Ten Years after tune from the 70s.
fucking useless. what drives me crazy is all the hipsters that go for this shit.
fucking useless. what drives me crazy is all the hipsters that go for this shit.
Hipsters? Nah, hipsters are waiting for the next Wes Anderson film. It’s your frat-boy bro types that are going to see all these mediocre remakes and reboots and sequels.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
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They could have at least TRIED!!!
Hipsters? Nah, hipsters are waiting for the next Wes Anderson film. It’s your frat-boy bro types that are going to see all these mediocre remakes and reboots and sequels.
Yep. And I would add geeky gamer types into the mix. High fiving each other in cyberspace over how “AWESOME” the special fx were and how “KICKASS” the action was. And how they can’t wait for the sequel. And how the critics all got it wrong and it was really “Da Film of Da Year” and how the acting and dialogue was nowhere near as bad as everyone was saying it was…and so on and so on…
I liked this movie better 10 years ago . . . when it was called SPY KIDS.
Salvation was terrible.
This one looks terrible.
Best part of Salvation is when John Connor uses a radio and plays You Could Be Mine by GnR.
The rest. Meh.
How the freak to movies like this get made? Honestly, who the fuck thought was a good idea? And then funded it?
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Yeah. You gotta ask yourself how / why. And do you ever notice that ALL these types of cgi shitfests for retards all follow the SAME sort of plotline??
Cue the stirring “we are humanity’s last hope” speech.
Cue the fast edit shots of earth being overpowered by whatever force has decided to oppose us this time round.
Cue the rugged but good looking rascal who despite his disdain for authority, might just be our only hope.
Cue the “indestructible” bad dude whom we all know will be destroyed in the final 5 minutes of the film.
Cue shit blowing up.
Cue the Matrix styled dodging bullets etc in slow motion.
Cue the sassy but ultimately feminine heroine who will - despite a shaky start - will fall head over heals in love with the rascal we are all rooting for.
Cue the grizzled old wartime commander whom is the only person who has faith in the hero protagonist…
Cue the “awesome” fast edit shots of various computer generated…stuff that will look good as a screen shot or desktop background on yr home computer.
Is there a software program that these studios all use to pump out their film plot points?
At this point, I think I would rather watch Corky Romano 2: Corky At The DMV or a rom com starring Bette Midler and a cgi talking pelican than have to sit through yet another Terminator atrocity.
We’ve all ready suffered through two pointless, derivative Terminator 2 sequels and the best they can do is offer up, what appears to be, more of the same?
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Hipsters? Nah, hipsters are waiting for the next Wes Anderson film. It’s your frat-boy bro types that are going to see all these mediocre remakes and reboots and sequels.
Yep. And I would add geeky gamer types into the mix. High fiving each other in cyberspace over how “AWESOME” the special fx were and how “KICKASS” the action was. And how they can’t wait for the sequel. And how the critics all got it wrong and it was really “Da Film of Da Year” and how the acting and dialogue was nowhere near as bad as everyone was saying it was…and so on and so on…[/reply]
The only gamer types that are gonna love this will be the retard generation of kids under 18. That same crowd who thought the robocop remake was awesome.
No one with a brain could possibly think this will be any good.
I think it looks like fun, and that’s all i ask for in a film. I certainly don’t watch a Terminator film hoping to see Oscar-worthy acting. As to why this got funded, a brother and sister team of billionaires called the Ellisons put their own money up for it because they’re fans of Terminator, as far as i hear. I’m sure they’re probably looking for a bit of cash from it too, and not doing it purely for the love.
At least this one actually seems like it’s not yet another slight variation of the first film, it’s apparently set in the past, present and future and has changed the story of what’s happened in previous entries. It’s not out for a good few months so i’m sure the effects will be polished a bit before release time. I think it should be enjoyable enough, if you like that sort of thing, which i do [:)] The first film is the only one that stands up to repeated viewing anyway, T2 is a kids’ film in comparison.
I definitely agree about Terminators not being vicious enough though, they do seem to throw people around rather than ripping their hearts out, like it did to poor old Bill Paxton in the first film. They should make a really horrific one where they tear people in half, hahaha. The Terminator is a kinda nightmarish horror thriller, the primal fear of being followed by an unstoppable force. The others dilute that by having a friendly unstoppable protector, so it’s just not as effective in my opinion.
I agree. The second one is incredibly overrated in that regard. That heavy-handed anti-war message? Teaching a Terminator to just wound people? Gay.
The liquid metal Terminator was pretty cool though.