New last Sucker Video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYfnbviN-Fo

Do they still have those “make your own music video” places at the mall? I bet that’s where he did this.

Couldn’t even get a full minute.

Do they still have those “make your own music video” places at the mall? I bet that’s where he did this.

I know, right? It looks like something I’d wake up with after a drunken bender at Dave and Busters or something.

What sorcery is this???

Agreed. That is awful.

(But still better than “99 Percenters” video)

Why is he doing the “Sweet Child of Mine” dance?

i’m a minute in, without sound, and it keeps going from just sad to fucking hilarious. al has lost his goddamn mind. what the shit is he doing?

mrs13thplanet, huh… interesting…

the video is abysmal though XD

His dance moves are awesome.

oh yeah?

[url "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrSaDsUixGI "]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrSaDsUixGI

(Canadian television from the 1970s! did it MUCH better)

And, just for good measure, here’s the Grammar Slammer:

[url “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN32WUgLhzw”]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AN32WUgLhzw

Couldn’t listen or watch for more than a minute. I can’t believe what I’m seeing. Seemed drunk too.

I started watching it again without the sound on.
It’s pretty friggin’ hilarious.
He looks more like he’s singing some Sinatra song or Huey Lewis and the news or something . . .

Not sure which is funnier or depressing. Al’s reinterpretating of a zombie b-flick, or the goofballs in the comment section applauding it.

“LOL, AL IS SO GREAT!”.

wow…just when you think he can’t sink any lower. seriously. what’s next?

wow…just when you think he can’t sink any lower. seriously. what’s next?

A Lynard Skynard cover album.

this video is so laughably bad that I believe we found the scientific cure for depression.

Why the fuck did they even feel the need to make a “video” for this now and put it up on youtube? This shit is so cringe inducing and horrible.

Just the fact that he thought this was good enough for other people to see is what does my fucking head in.

I just wish I could get (no, I haven’t asked) an official word from 13th Planet on what this even is. If they had issued a little memo that said, “Al got drunk in the studio last night and asked Zach to put him in a video . . .” or something I’d feel more at peace.

As much as I don’t want to believe it, it’s completely rational to assume this really is a legitimate “video” that they made and think is acceptable.

But it’s just so horrible and low-rent that I don’t want to rule out any other possible explanations before just assuming the worst.

And seriously . . . . it’s a 6 year old album. Maybe he is feeling weird about doing videos for the stuff that he and Mikey worked on together or something? I don’t know. At least it would be CURRENT.

I just really hate that 5 years after George Bush has disappeared off the face of the Earth Al seems to think he’s still in office and needs to be ousted. Really? 2013 and we’re STILL getting George Bush protests?

And seriously . . . . it’s a 6 year old album.

Yeah that’s what I was thinking. Maybe it’s an old video that everyone missed over until now or maybe he made it back when and just now released it BUT that forehead Tat says I’m wrong on both those counts.

Funny he refuses to play old shit in concerts cause it’s old but has no problem making videos for songs from like 3 or 4 albums ago.

??? are those cheek tats new? I don’t remember seeing those before… at what point does the tattoo guy just start smacking him on the nose with a rolled up magazine and telling him “No!” when he wants more horrible tats.

Seriously, If you showed the In Case you did feel like Showing Up Al a picture of the post relapse Al what would the ICYDFLSU Al say? I’m thinking he’d want to commit a geriatric hate crime.

Late,
grmpysmrf