New last Sucker Video

And seriously . . . . it’s a 6 year old album.

Yeah that’s what I was thinking. Maybe it’s an old video that everyone missed over until now or maybe he made it back when and just now released it BUT that forehead Tat says I’m wrong on both those counts.

Funny he refuses to play old shit in concerts cause it’s old but has no problem making videos for songs from like 3 or 4 albums ago.

??? are those cheek tats new? I don’t remember seeing those before… at what point does the tattoo guy just start smacking him on the nose with a rolled up magazine and telling him “No!” when he wants more horrible tats.

Seriously, If you showed the In Case you did feel like Showing Up Al a picture of the post relapse Al what would the ICYDFLSU Al say? I’m thinking he’d want to commit a geriatric hate crime.

Late,
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This is just Al showing Kanye West who is the boss of industrial music.

Gold…

I got 51 seconds in…

I couldn’t get very far either…that shit goes on for over 6 minutes?

I fast forwarded and it seems he is doing the hokey pokey around the 5:30 mark…

Holy shit,what a train wreck…

oh yea i just realized that also it’s a AUDIENCE recording, not even a soundboard one!!! LOL

Somewhere, at this very moment, Chris Holmes is wearing his leather and floating in his pool chair and laughing maniacally.

+3 Smirnoff bottles for the Decline reference.

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i don’t think it’s supposed to be an official video or anything. especially for such an old song. i think it’s drunken old man al just goofing around the house for a laugh. the jokes on you guys who are taking it way too seriously. just al having fun in his old years, not giving a fuck anymore.

i don’t think it’s supposed to be an official video or anything. especially for such an old song. i think it’s drunken old man al just goofing around the house for a laugh. the jokes on you guys who are taking it way too seriously. just al having fun in his old years, not giving a fuck anymore.

That’s what it LOOKS like, and that’s what someone might assume . . . . had they not already learned quite to the contrary over the past 8 years.

I’m not saying it’s not exactly that (I truly hope it is). But in the past when I’ve said “No way. This can’t be real. This is a joke” with respect to something 13th Planet it typically turns out to be “legit”.

I feel like I’m having a David after the dentist moment.

“Is this real life? Is this going to be forever?” <scream of anguish>

So horrible.

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HAHAHAHA!!!
Exactly.

i don’t think it’s supposed to be an official video or anything. especially for such an old song. i think it’s drunken old man al just goofing around the house for a laugh. the jokes on you guys who are taking it way too seriously. just al having fun in his old years, not giving a fuck anymore.

I wish this were true…but I think not…

^ Yep.

The joke is not on us. Al’s been the running joke for quite a while now (this video should be a clear indication of why). And nobody is taking this shit seriously. It’s just absurd and there’s no reason for it to exist.

EDIT: Also, if this were the first time he made some cringe worthy, cheesy video like this, or did anything recently that was cheesy, stupid, shitty, and completely pointless then maybe I’d be more willing to think it’s just him having fun while being drunk and old or some crap.

the worst part is how everyone is praising it on fb. SERIOUSLY?! -_-.

Al has been through a really hard time, practice mercy and compassion though he might have not shown any to you

He’s shown quite a bit. Remember, always live in the present. Al does!!!

Next up?

An official video for crowd favorite “Keys to the City”. This time, Al will be on ice skates.

Now THAT would be worth watching!

what. the. fuck.

Al has been through a really hard time, practice mercy and compassion though he might have not shown any to you

I don’t care if he lost both of his legs in 'Nam and watched his family burn alive in their house while he struggled in his wheelchair to try and save them and lives with the constant guilt every day to the point that he hasn’t had a full nights sleep in 30 years. The video is absolutely, 100%, without a doubt terrible and unnecessary.