So Al got kicked out? Anybody know what happened?
making up pretty much anything would probably seem reasonable. my guess is he was wasted and acting like, well, Al.
Can’t wait to hear about this story. From Ministry FB:
Ministry
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God dammit woman I am a hard working man…I am a good man…turns out we weren’t smoking bath salts but hummingbird powdered sugar…i feel like a carmelized lab rat:…what the fuckwhow just happened to me? help ??? i just woke up at the Marriot in Disneyheim with my pants down in front of strangers
the damndest things happen to ya at these NAMM shows…i need to find my car…any help would be appreciated??? im kinda lost here’…who is this farmer chicky and why does she think we are married?..fuck …this day sucks so far???
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What little I have heard has suggested drug use. I was hoping it wasn’t true.
Reading through at least two FB posts about NAMM posted in last few hours. Best i can tell, Al was drunk (he says so in one reply) but also maybe high on what he was hoping were bath salts, but it may have been something else.
How is this tour gonna happen?
How is this tour gonna happen?
He’s trying to kill himself so he doesn’t have to tour
The full account from the Ministry Facebook (not sure if the time stamps are in my time zone, or his):
00:21 “I love farmers and I am lonely…now blow me.”
00:45 “God dammit woman Im a hard working man. Im a good man. I just wanna raise some goats and have someone wash my cock with some sexy scented soaps.”
00:56 “Went to NAMM today, returned to the scene of the crime. I hate all of you motherfuckers. I joined farmersonly.com and have already gotten 6 people interesred in a gay porn star / goat farmer from Burbank.”
03:29 “Im no longer into farmer blow jobs…they didn’t get here fast enough. They let me down. Now im into vajankles…”
13:55 “God dammit woman I am a hard working man…I am a good man…turns out we weren’t smoking bath salts but hummingbird powdered sugar…i feel like a carmelized lab rat:…what the fuckwhow just happened to me? help ??? i just woke up at the Marriot in Disneyheim with my pants down in front of strangers
the damndest things happen to ya at these NAMM shows…i need to find my car…any help would be appreciated??? im kinda lost here’…who is this farmer chicky and why does she think we are married?..fuck …this day sucks so far???”
14:06 "im pretty sure “the handler"is why my butt hurts…this day suxm!!!goddamnitnwoman…im ahard working man…inam a good man…i just love goats…is that a ducking crime or some
tin…fuckmall you mother fuckers …wheres my car?”
15:25 “Im a hard working man…Im a good man…we’re back from Disneyheim…back to farming goats in the “Buh””
Al’s in my 2015 celebrity death pool. Maybe I’ll get lucky? I don’t wish the man dead but he seems to be asking for it…
Al’s in my 2015 celebrity death pool. Maybe I’ll get lucky? I don’t wish the man dead but he seems to be asking for it…
How much will u make from it? Do you have to name the cause too. Ive heard of dead pools but i dont know how they work
[reply]Al’s in my 2015 celebrity death pool. Maybe I’ll get lucky? I don’t wish the man dead but he seems to be asking for it…
How much will u make from it? Do you have to name the cause too. Ive heard of dead pools but i dont know how they work[/reply]on the skinny puppy forum it is for bragging rights. on the butthole surfers forum there is a prize to be determined. This is the first time I’ve done it and was in it more for the morbid fun of it than to win a prize. No cause has to be named, just pick who you think is going to die this year. These were my choices: 1. Mohammed Ali
2. Al Jourgensen
3. Leonard Nimoy
4. Stephen Hawking
5. Mr. T
6. Nancy Reagan
7. Bill Cosby
8. Keith Richards
9. Kirk Douglas
10. Zsa Zsa Gabor
Wow.
This is bad. I knew he was boozing, but . . . yeah, looks like he may have hit some harder stuff. I hope he’s just talking smack for shits and giggles, but it looks like he is just absolutely killing himself in the grossest way possible.
Guess my $100 Ministry ticket will get me a two-hour super set with BLOWNLOAD instead?
I saw Al on Thursday night at the Fear Factory show at the Whiskey.
He was fine that night.
Maybe he had a run in with Angie…
[reply][reply]Al’s in my 2015 celebrity death pool. Maybe I’ll get lucky? I don’t wish the man dead but he seems to be asking for it…
How much will u make from it? Do you have to name the cause too. Ive heard of dead pools but i dont know how they work[/reply]on the skinny puppy forum it is for bragging rights. on the butthole surfers forum there is a prize to be determined. This is the first time I’ve done it and was in it more for the morbid fun of it than to win a prize. No cause has to be named, just pick who you think is going to die this year. These were my choices: 1. Mohammed Ali
2. Al Jourgensen
3. Leonard Nimoy
4. Stephen Hawking
5. Mr. T
6. Nancy Reagan
7. Bill Cosby
8. Keith Richards
9. Kirk Douglas
10. Zsa Zsa Gabor[/reply]
C’mon ,man…everyone knows Keith Richards will never die…
Nancy Reagan is already dead. Has been for years. Well at least a couple years anyway.
Nancy Reagan is already dead. Has been for years. Well at least a couple years anyway.
nope, she’s still kicking around: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Reagan
Nancy is indeed still alive…
What is Al’s deal with constantly poking fun at ‘farmers,’ anyway? I know they aren’t exactly the vanguard of culture, you know, but…something rubs me the wrong way about a man who has the luxury of getting stewed to the gills all the time, who is endlessly mocking the people who produce his food.
Does he endlessly mock farmers? What I got from his posts was that he was looking at dating sites, found one that was aimed at farmers, made a joke account on it, and possibly actually hooked up with someone. Which is kinda funny.
[reply]Nancy Reagan is already dead. Has been for years. Well at least a couple years anyway.
nope, she’s still kicking around: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Reagan[/reply]
Wow, sure enough. I was totally wrong. This must be what yearsofdecay feels like all the time. Perhaps I’m remembering her fall in 2012 and thought it was her death. Oh well. Btw you should get extra points if nancy dies of a drug overdose.