I think at this point, Al is having the same issues Hunter S. Thompson had. When people see him out/meet him, they’re expecting some drug fueled monster who’s going to make everything an event.
Also like HST, I think Al feels the need to embellish these stories by posting vague entries like this on FB. Something people can misinterpret, but doesn’t exactly make him a liar.
Does he endlessly mock farmers? What I got from his posts was that he was looking at dating sites, found one that was aimed at farmers, made a joke account on it, and possibly actually hooked up with someone. Which is kinda funny.
Maybe ‘endlessly’ is hyperbole, but there were a couple other threads here with text re-posted from his Facebook account, where he’s either taking digs at farmers or ‘the Amish’ or some similar stereotype of the rural / agricultural working class.
Two years ago Al was doing the “I’m so waaaaasted!!!” schtick on FB and it just came off so cheesy and fake.
This one that y’all posted, though . . . . it’s just . . . . bizarre.
Also, this “I’m a good man . . . hardworking man” chorus — well, I can’t help but always read it to the tune of “Freefallin’” by Tom Petty (you know “she’s a good girl, loves her mama” blah blah blah).
Also, this “I’m a good man . . . hardworking man” chorus — well, I can’t help but always read it to the tune of “Freefallin’” by Tom Petty (you know “she’s a good girl, loves her mama” blah blah blah).
SSSSHHHHH don’t give Al any ideas for more covers!!! Or for unverifiable celebrity stories (e.g. “MAN, once Tom Petty and me were tripping balls on DMT while on these fuckin’ hippo-shaped inflatables in the swimming pool of that 7-star hotel in Dubai…”)
If anyone could be said to be in “freefallin’” mode…
HAHA!!! The Burj Al Arab can kiss my ass. I took two comrades there for dinner last year . . . . the bill . . . I crap you not . . . and, no, the food was not all that great . . . okay, are you ready . . . I’m not embellishing . . . $1,500.00!!! That’s for 3 people, not 100.
Rape.
Sounds like a half joke to me. Like he did get kicked out of NAMM for being an asshat, but then he made up all the crazy stuff about farmers and bath salts 'cause he thought it was funny.
HAHA!!! The Burj Al Arab can kiss my ass. I took two comrades there for dinner last year . . . . the bill . . . I crap you not . . . and, no, the food was not all that great . . . okay, are you ready . . . I’m not embellishing . . . $1,500.00!!! That’s for 3 people, not 100.
Rape.
For $1500.00, you could have went to Joël Robuchon in Las Vegas, which is $195 to $425/person depending on the menu that is selected.
I saw Reanna’s FB post that Al was thrown out of NAMM. She didn’t state a reason as to why.
For $1500.00, you could have went to Joël Robuchon in Las Vegas, which is $195 to $425/person depending on the menu that is selected.
One hopes that you correctly conjugated the verb “to go” when attending this fine establishment, no? Please don’t follow yearsofdecay’s lead into grammatical oblivion.
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For $1500.00, you could have went to Joël Robuchon in Las Vegas, which is $195 to $425/person depending on the menu that is selected.
One hopes that you correctly conjugated the verb “to go” when attending this fine establishment, no? Please don’t follow yearsofdecay’s lead into grammatical oblivion.[/reply]
I’ve never been to Joël Robuchon.
Back on the topic of Al:
http://www.metalinjection.net/latest-news/eww/ministrys-al-jourgensen-takes-his-cock-out-for-picture-with-fear-factory-mr-belding
[reply]HAHA!!! The Burj Al Arab can kiss my ass. I took two comrades there for dinner last year . . . . the bill . . . I crap you not . . . and, no, the food was not all that great . . . okay, are you ready . . . I’m not embellishing . . . $1,500.00!!! That’s for 3 people, not 100.
Rape.
For $1500.00, you could have went to Joël Robuchon in Las Vegas, which is $195 to $425/person depending on the menu that is selected.
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That would have actually cost quite a bit more since we were in Dubai and I had meetings scheduled the next day. Vegas is a ways away and I’d left my supersonic jet at home.
HAHA!!! The Burj Al Arab can kiss my ass. I took two comrades there for dinner last year . . . . the bill . . . I crap you not . . . and, no, the food was not all that great . . . okay, are you ready . . . I’m not embellishing . . . $1,500.00!!! That’s for 3 people, not 100.
Yeah, but I’m guessing your firm picked up the tab?
Rape.
No. “Rape” is when you pay $1500 for the meal and the table next to you has a child who cried and / or shouted the whole time.
It is also when you take your girlfriend’s/fiancé’s/wife’s parents out for an expensive dinner date and when the time comes to pay the bill they just stare at you or look the other way.
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[reply]HAHA!!! The Burj Al Arab can kiss my ass. I took two comrades there for dinner last year . . . . the bill . . . I crap you not . . . and, no, the food was not all that great . . . okay, are you ready . . . I’m not embellishing . . . $1,500.00!!! That’s for 3 people, not 100.
Yeah, but I’m guessing your firm picked up the tab?
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Yes, but it wasn’t discussed or pre-authorized or anything.
I put it on my company card and I made everyone put on hand on the bill and the other over our hearts and take an oath . . . . “I do solemnly swear that we took out 12 associates from the prestigious firm of _____ to negotiate further contracts and expand opportunities.”
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I wouldn’t have put up with that. Once I saw what we were in for, my pal and I decided we were going to get every bit of fun out of that meal, regardless, since it was too far in to abort mission. We hassled the waitress every chance we got, made bad jokes all night long, enjoyed our $30 mai tais and properly went down in flames.
It is also when you take your girlfriend’s/fiancé’s/wife’s parents out for an expensive dinner date and when the time comes to pay the bill they just stare at you or look the other way.
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If you take the family out for dinner, yeah, you pay.
If they invited you, they pay.
Granted many of us will make the gesture, offer to pick up the tab, split it, or at a minimum “cover the tip”, but whoever asked the others to come pays the tab.
And if you’re doing it to meet the parents and show them what a swell guy you are . . . . you’re also being graded on how well you do it all.