Ministry tour dates - 2015

Pit tickets? You’re going to bust a hip, old timer.

HAHA!!! Most likely, Dude. I seem to get more ruined each time. I used to delude myself and say, “I’m gonna take things a bit easier this time.” But then as soon as I hear the band start I’m diving head first into a cesspool of violence and mayhem.

My wife, bless her soul, always tells me “Don’t get drunk, don’t go in the mosh pit, don’t get in any fights”, and then I break every rule given. I’m always bruised and limping the next day, and I typically just tell her . . . “Uhh, yeah, I was just dancing a lot.”

I always thought I’d mellow out with time, but at 41 years old, I’m more destructive and out of control than ever. I’m not really sure what’s wrong with me. I think I’m some mutant punk rock Benjamin Buttons or something.

Are you guys serious? The tix are all sold out?

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You gotta select the quantity first.

Pit tickets are STILL readily available.

55.00 bucks in san fran.

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You gotta select the quantity first.

Pit tickets are STILL readily available.

Not for me at 90 bucks they aren’t.
I’ve got 30 dollar singles with Santa hats to purchase

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You gotta select the quantity first.

Pit tickets are STILL readily available.

Not for me at 90 bucks they aren’t.
I’ve got 30 dollar singles with Santa hats to purchase[/reply]

HAHAHAHA!!! Don’t be such a pussy.
Rockin’ out with Gunnar is a better use of $100 than buying a shot glass and an Erie Load RemiXXX of Flowering Blight.

Besides, someone on FB posted the tic they bought for NYC $99 + $17 fees, so our show is kind of a bargain.