I’m so confused with all the Big Mama/voidhead/Baboon 3 stuff going on.
I want to see a good fight.
Let’s tell Gunnar that Big Mama said she has his love child.
I’m so confused with all the Big Mama/voidhead/Baboon 3 stuff going on.
I want to see a good fight.
Let’s tell Gunnar that Big Mama said she has his love child.
Let me clarify. This is my real username. I’m a longtime poster, and the most intelligent and good looking person on the forum.
Baboon 3 is the troll I invented, based on a thread where several members including Peligro and grmpysmrf revealed themselves to be racists, and they were nicknamed the Baboon 3 because of some racist Australian crap with an aborigine.
Baboon 3 was a musical troll. There was a band behind it, and lots of drugs…and we occasionally did songs. The songs are here:
http://www.baboon3.bandcamp.com
Baboon 3 is the best troll. No one knew who it was and it caused all kinds of stir and debate. At some point I erroneously made a voidhead post as Baboon 3 and blew my cover. I came clean and told the story of Baboon 3, which also involved a long lost music video (for the song “poor boi”).
Now fast forward a year or so and these lame trolls have come on the forum who are dull and one dimensional. They don’t do songs or anything, they just post stupid shit. BigMama is one of them.
But I found BigMama more endearing than the rest, so I posted something in support of her, and these retards jumped on it thinking that I had meant to post it as BigMama and had therefore blown my cover and revealed myself to be BigMama. I am not BigMama…the post was a joke in support of BigMama because the retards were posting lame poetry pretending to be beatniks.
Now Baboon 3 is fucking pissed and sick of all these poser trolls on his turf. He’s coming out with a new song that will revitalize and reinvent the Baboon 3 brand and legacy, and silence the haters, the doubters, and the troll wannabes once and for all. In this song he will diss BigMama and the other trolls, and claim his place as the King of the Trolls.
Baboon 3 is the troll I invented, based on a thread where several members including Peligro and grmpysmrf revealed themselves to be racists,
Fuck you shit eater, I am no racist.
And we all know it’s you. you can cut the crap already
Late,
grmpysmrf
[reply]Baboon 3 is the troll I invented, based on a thread where several members including Peligro and grmpysmrf revealed themselves to be racists,
Fuck you shit eater, I am no racist.
And we all know it’s you. you can cut the crap already
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
It’s not me, your powers of deduction as usual are faulty.
Either way it won’t matter soon. Baboon 3 has finished laying sweet rhymes on his Big Mama diss song. He is fired up and ready to return to the spotlight.
Ahhhhh right, so Baboon 3 was supposed to be funny. If you do something you think is hilarious, and you’re the only one laughing, it doesn’t really qualify as comedy, especially if everyone else pretends it’s not happening or stares at something interesting on the floor in sheer embarrassment. I don’t get how going to the hassle of posting as an imaginary character on a forum, as well as under your own ID, sometimes in the same conversation, is funny or worthwhile.
Imagine someone you know deciding “I’m going to be the world’s most shocking and controversial sock puppeteer, that’ll blow my friends’ minds!!”; he walks out of the room and comes back a moment later wearing a mask, with a puppet who screams mindless obscenities that aren’t remotely interesting or shocking. He spends the whole act laughing to himself, how hilarious and controversial he is, and how nobody knows it’s him. He walks out only come back a moment later saying “Wow, that guy was soooo controversial and hilarious, i wish i knew who this mysterious puppeteer was!”. Sadly, the rest of his friends shrug and tell him, no, he wasn’t funny, he was just sad, boring and nobody even cared who he was.
Just another legend in his own mind…
DID U HEAR SOMETHING?
NO it was the wind frum BIG MAAMAs ass.
blahblahblahblahblah
Can we just vote Voidhead off the island?
Imagine someone you know deciding “I’m going to be the world’s most shocking and controversial sock puppeteer, that’ll blow my friends’ minds!!”; he walks out of the room and comes back a moment later wearing a mask, with a puppet who screams mindless obscenities that aren’t remotely interesting or shocking. He spends the whole act laughing to himself, how hilarious and controversial he is, and how nobody knows it’s him. He walks out only come back a moment later saying “Wow, that guy was soooo controversial and hilarious, i wish i knew who this mysterious puppeteer was!”. Sadly, the rest of his friends shrug and tell him, no, he wasn’t funny, he was just sad, boring and nobody even cared who he was.
That was awesomely funny.
the most intelligent
OK, maybe, in a rather warped sense, lol
and good looking person on the forum
No, that’s a toss-up between rev_skarekroe and Xtraterrestrial.
(fuck I’m gay I guess)
No, that’s a toss-up between rev_skarekroe and Xtraterrestrial.
(fuck I’m gay I guess)
What does Xtra look like?
And, yeah, the Rev is a fine ass specimen of manly manliness.
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No, that’s a toss-up between rev_skarekroe and Xtraterrestrial.
(fuck I’m gay I guess)
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That’s a mighty pretty skullet you’ve got there.
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No, that’s a toss-up between rev_skarekroe and Xtraterrestrial.
(fuck I’m gay I guess)
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For a minute I thought this was Ben Affleck
ben affleck doing a nick cave impression.
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ben affleck doing a nick cave impression.
BRILL
That’s a mighty pretty skullet you’ve got there.
I’m not THAT bald. Not yet.
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That’s a mighty pretty skullet you’ve got there.
I’m not THAT bald. Not yet.[/reply]
it’s damn close man…but just use Rogaine now and you’ll never be. You’re at the point where you atill.have something worth saving!
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That’s a mighty pretty skullet you’ve got there.
I’m not THAT bald. Not yet.[/reply]
it’s damn close man…but just use Rogaine now and you’ll never be. You’re at the point where you atill.have something worth saving![/reply]
just go bald man. nothing worse than pumping your body full of strange chemicals in the hope that you can retain your hair to meet some absurd social norm that hair makes you some-how more.
i started shaving my head a few years ago because i was tired of hair being defining, and all the importance that was put on it, now im all about it. plus, i get to look like a comicbook villain all the time. [;)]
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That’s a mighty pretty skullet you’ve got there.
I’m not THAT bald. Not yet.[/reply]
it’s damn close man…but just use Rogaine now and you’ll never be. You’re at the point where you atill.have something worth saving![/reply]
just go bald man. nothing worse than pumping your body full of strange chemicals in the hope that you can retain your hair to meet some absurd social norm that hair makes you some-how more.
i started shaving my head a few years ago because i was tired of hair being defining, and all the importance that was put on it, now im all about it. plus, i get to look like a comicbook villain all the time. [;)][/reply]
Well it’s up to him…I don’t know if it’s an “absurd social norm”, it’s just that most people look better with hair and can’t pull off the shaven head look (not saying he can or can’t…)