Ministry: From Beer To EternaTour

[reply][reply][reply]Really?

Yes, Mama. Really.[/reply]

Any idea what happened?[/reply]

Thought you had a psychic link to Al? You tell us.[/reply]

FUCKING. LOL.

Al is right - Huevos divorciados is an awesome Mexican dish.
FACT.

It sounds delicious. I can’t believe I’ve never had it given all my trips to Mexico and the fact that my wife and I eat Mexican food multiple times every week. Maybe it’s more of a Tex-Mex thing.

Maybe. Around here you see it at the fancy-pants Mexican joints.

She mad because Al told his band he never had sex with someone who looks like an angel…Two weeks after he was married to Angie…and that he was going to leave his wife for me…Stop playin games

I think it was Mishela’s fault

shes stupid cunt now.
that’s her name
because shes a stupid cunt

DJ should be a cold case detective! He’s on this one!

Angie mad because Al drives by my house with her in the passenger seat…and Al gives the excuse it’s a detour to the airport…and I told Alessandro Cortini from Nine Inch Nails that Al tried to nail me 2 weeks after he got married…And then I asked one of Al’s closest friends Vincent if he really did love Angie

Angie mad because Al drives by my house with her in the passenger seat…and Al gives the excuse it’s a detour to the airport…and I told Alessandro Cortini from Nine Inch Nails that Al tried to nail me 2 weeks after he got married…And then I asked one of Al’s closest friends Vincent if he really did love Angie

Ssshhh…wait! Go slower. I’m trying to write all this down.

Al-ess-andro…something something. Nine Inch Nails blah blah blah something something. Vincent Price something…inferiority complex…blah blah blah… full of bile something something…total screwball blah blah needs psychiatric care…

Got it!!!

It’s funny you don’t mean shit to him and then there’s me who doesn’t need to try and he follows me around like a lost puppy dog…The evidence is all in your face

[reply]Angie mad because Al drives by my house with her in the passenger seat…and Al gives the excuse it’s a detour to the airport…and I told Alessandro Cortini from Nine Inch Nails that Al tried to nail me 2 weeks after he got married…And then I asked one of Al’s closest friends Vincent if he really did love Angie

Ssshhh…wait! Go slower. I’m trying to write all this down.

Al-ess-andro…something something. Nine Inch Nails blah blah blah something something. Vincent Price something…inferiority complex…blah blah blah… full of bile something something…total screwball blah blah needs psychiatric care…

Got it!!![/reply]

You’re probably ugly and boring in real life so things like that don’t really happen to you

https://baboon3.bandcamp.com

Casesearch.epcounty.com

You have to search by party. Al aapears to have been slapped with a restraining order on 5/5. He may post or say one thing but his actions speak louder.

I don’t understand that at all, it’s a load of mumbo jumbo legal balls. Mrs J is named as “defendant”, Al as the plaintiff; does this mean he asked for the divorce? But then it names petitioner and respondent which makes it seem like the other way round. And a restraining order against Al, oh dear.

http://casesearch.epcounty.com/PublicAccess/CaseDetail.aspx?CaseID=7101727

So Al’s real first name is:

ALLEN DAVID JOURGENSEN

not

Alain David Jourgensen

???

So Al’s real first name is:

ALLEN DAVID JOURGENSEN

not

Alain David Jourgensen

???

I was always under the impression that he assumed a more “European” spelling of his first name around the (first) time he left Chicago in disgust, and later hooked up with the Revolting Cocks in Belgium?

Lawsuits are funny. They never seem to have simple facts right in the reports or dockets or whatever you call those things. I’m kind of guessing the lawyer is just a typical lazy turd throwing this junk together (I.e. Not even knowing his client’s proper legal name).

Bruce Moreland (bass, Wall of Voodoo) and some other cats were suing Stan Ridgway some time back so I offered to take a look at and review the write-ups and such. What a mess. Practically NOTHING was correct. I was like “Dude, you know your band started 15 years earlier than this says, right?”. Stuff like that was all over and I ended up regretting even offering my help because it was such a wreck.

In most of my experiences with lawyers I’ve come to believe that most of them are corrupt and lazy pieces of crap and well deserving of the stereotyping and scorn thrown their way.

Really?

Really? Have you seen Al’s latest Facebook post? Really

I can’t believe I’ve never had it given all my trips to Mexico and the fact that my wife and I eat Mexican food multiple times every week…

Your bowels must get quite the work out.

I’m guessing you read magazines on the toilet?

Oh oh she a big mama
oh oh she a big mama

Damn you. Now I’ve got that song stuck in my head.

Your bowels must get quite the work out.

I’m guessing you read magazines on the toilet?

Or full novels, yes.

My guts are pretty evolved now, to handle near everything that the world’s worst can throw at me. Mexican food is just everyday eating for me, and other than the beans making me fart I’m not much affected by it.

It’s the Indian food when I’m overseas that is way more volatile. There’s just something in the spices or curries that is unpredictable. Because when I’m in Qatar and Kuwait I’m almost always being fed Indian food (many of my partners are Indian) and have had . . . shall we say . . . an “incident” or two, I actually keep one set of fresh underwear clean and neatly folded in my briefcase. Just in case.