Ministry: From Beer To EternaTour

Discussion
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From Al’s Facebook:

Yup you heard right…will be touring the FBTE album…the set will be FBTE in it’s exact order…and a few oldies for an encore…and it just won’t be America and Europe this time…we’ll see ya down under as well as Mexico South America and Japan…so start rounding up every fucking Amish teen you can find and bring em to the shows…I will exact my revenge on those bastards…I’m still puking from their toxic "wood milk " shit…yuk!..if there was ever a reason to tour this is it…oh btw…it’s a secret for now…but I’m pretty sure you’ve heard of the dude that’ll take Mikey’s place…ok that’s it…so let it be written …so let it be done…
P.S. still not a chance in hell there will be another Ministry album…will be doing some side stuff though when I get my ass to LA…Mikey’s last words to me were…FBTE could not be topped …so why bother MINISTRY RECORDINGS ARE DONE !!! Carve that shit on a stone tablet!

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Um…yeah

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like…a mosquito…at a [fuckin’] nudist colony…where to even start…with this one…

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From Beer To Eternity in it’s entirety? Count me in!

Yeah, but seriously, at least he’s being perfectly honest up front about the setlist.

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YAWN, the album had some great ideas that were executed poorly in my humble opinion. It sounds rushed and like Al was going through the motions to get it released. I will most likely skip this one.

The dude clearly needs some cash (and a fucking clue). If you want to get rich Al, play a set of the classics and bury the hatchet with the Book Club. Outside of this I have no interest in Nu Ministry

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perfect excuse for him to fall off the wagon. Rehab must’ve cost more than he expected. World tour, huh?

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I’ve seen them loads of times in the last few years, and there’s been 2 tours where i thought “shit, I’ll never see another Ministry show after this, this is the last tour”. I’d still see them again, and i enjoyed the last album a lot. Apart from a lot of Relapse, i’ve enjoyed all the new Ministry stuff. Looking forward to it, i wonder who the replacement guitar player is?

I was just telling a friend 2 days ago that there was definitely no tour for From Beer To Eternity too, i should know by now never to take Al at his word, haha. New Ministry album next year no doubt [:)]

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“If you want to get rich Al”

Nothing says getting rich like playing songs from a quarter century ago!

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“If you want to get rich Al”

Nothing says getting rich like playing songs from a quarter century ago!

Bands don’t do reunion tours because they like LOSING money.

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I’m shocked that Ministry will be playing FBTE in its entirety, non-metal songs and all. I would have guessed the setlist to go more like:

Punch In The Face
Permawar
Perfect Storm
Ghouldiggers
99 Percenters
Relapse
Life Is Good
The Last Sucker
Rio Grande Blood
Khyber Pass
N.W.O.
Just One Fix
Thieves

I hope the remake of Halloween is one of the encores this time.

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i wonder who the replacement guitar player is?

“DAMMIT LOUIE!!!”

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[reply]i wonder who the replacement guitar player is?

“DAMMIT LOUIE!!!”[/reply]

Ah yeah, no doubt, hahaha

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Didn’t Connelly mention Terry Bones was back in the fold a while back?

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I guess we still have time to place a wager on what anatomical or sexual code name the tour will be given, yeah?

I believe FellaTour hasn’t been used yet, nor have Tour-ethra, Tour-ection, BestialiTour…

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And when he says “a few oldies”, are we talking like Rio Grande Blood era? Or older. . .like Houses of the Molé?

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I guess we still have time to place a wager on what anatomical or sexual code name the tour will be given, yeah?

I believe FellaTour hasn’t been used yet, nor have Tour-ethra, Tour-ection, BestialiTour…

HAHAHA! Seriously. I was joking about this crap ages ago and suggested some of the following . . .

Alley-GAY-Tour
E-Jack-U-Lay-tour
DefecaTour
LactaTour
Anal InjectTour
Fecal MatTour

Or, how about simply TOURD.

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So he written this post being sober? I’m not really sure.

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E-Jack-U-Lay-tour
DefecaTour

You’re joking, but those are both legitimate contenders.

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[reply]E-Jack-U-Lay-tour
DefecaTour

You’re joking, but those are both legitimate contenders.[/reply]

I hope that Al, defender of democracy that he is, puts this up to a “fan vote”. With the new album title, we’re perilously close to having a “From Beer to E-TOUR-nity,” instead of the witty gross-out pun that we so richly deserve. Git up, get out, 'n vote!!!

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So is any other that actually going to happen? And does anybody even care?

From Al’s Facebook page;

“Hey kiddies just woke up and had some soy almond milk and rice chex
Fucking delicious …compared to yesterday’s disaster…oh yeah and I wasn’t bullshitting about the tour …agent already working on it
But still round up all the Amish teens you can…even bring some of the old bearded fucks…I’m on it!!!”

Yeah, i’m in the “i do care” camp [:)] There’s at least 1 of us here, hahaha.