[reply]It’ll probably be some 7-stringed or 3-stringed doodoo-shover from some dumbass industrial buttband like Fear Factory or KMFDM . . .
Probably. Look for Ministry featuring Dino Cazares or Gunter Schulz.[/reply]
God i hope not. Gunter Schulz looks like he should be living under a bridge scaring children and Dino Cazares is all downtuned precision bollocks. I bet he reeks too, i would not want to be on the Fear Factory tour bus when Dino starts getting all sweaty and farty. Ugh. Fear Factory was one of only 2 shows i’ve ever walked out of, pure garbage.
I’d be okay with Rick Nielsen joining . . . but only if he brings out a different wacky guitar for each song . . . each one wackier than the next, until we finally get blessed with an encore featuring the 5-Necked Monster.
[reply]God i hope not. Gunter Schulz looks like he should be living under a bridge scaring children and Dino Cazares is all downtuned precision bollocks.
Günter is a good guitarist. I doubt he’s joining Ministry, though.[/reply]
He is very good, i do like him in spite of my comment. I don’t see him as Ministry’s style of player though, or Dino either. In all honesty my mind is totally blank of decent suggestions of who could play. I really hope it isn’t Dino, i don’t like his style at all.
I’d be okay with Rick Nielsen joining . . . but only if he brings out a different wacky guitar for each song . . . each one wackier than the next, until we finally get blessed with an encore featuring the 5-Necked Monster.
Don’t give Al any ideas. He’d probably make it so that each guitar has to match the “theme” of the current song. Which would mean at least one Dubya-themed axe shooting out smoke from the headstocks, which are in fact attached to necks protruding from G.W.'s ears.
Don’t give Al any ideas. He’d probably make it so that each guitar has to match the “theme” of the current song. Which would mean at least one Dubya-themed axe shooting out smoke from the headstocks, which are in fact attached to necks protruding from G.W.'s ears.
I realize when it comes to Ministry we’re always kind of living in Bizarro World and I hate the fact that I don’t find this suggestion as ludicrous as I should.
