Does fairly unbalanced sound like the fodder of snot nosed industrial bamboozlers or am I to believe this tacky slop is the actual product of Uncle Fartknocker?
Permawar is even worse, his voice sounds like a 3rd grader doing an awesome impression of the monkey from the vintage TV show THE LIL RASCALS.
The Perfect Storm sounds like Rammstein wiping their assholes with bleach drenched baby wipes.
Hail To His Majesty proves that Al finally learned how to suck his own dick cuz his fans are MIA & no decent looking chic is gonna touch his rancid disease infested body…I don’t think he could even pay a hooker to fuck him cuz he’s so damn disgusting.
Relapse LP was beyond terrible but FBTE w/exception of 3 songs toward the end (change of luck, thnx but no thnx & lesson unlearned) is definitely the 2nd worsed album by Uncle Fucktard & his generic band of metal posers.
[:P][:)][:P]
This new member isn’t Al. This Deanwavo is that Dean Mastrantoni douche that has been threatening and harassing Aaron and Sin on FB for quite some time now.
This new member isn’t Al. This Deanwavo is that Dean Mastrantoni douche that has been threatening and harassing Aaron and Sin on FB for quite some time now.
He seems a well-adjusted chap alright. I wonder if he likes new Ministry? It’s really hard to tell from his posts…
Aaron & Sin are still crying becuz of my abhorrence toward them? Awe, da poor lil poser Pussys can’t get over how I called them out and put them in their place.
Don’t you think they already know what lowlife scum they are, D-man? Becuz of their tawdry and lackluster input, MINISTRY is an absolute abomination now.
Of course, the actual culprit to disgracing the Ministry name is ur favorite Uncle, Al Jazeera or Al Jizz-Face…cuz he luvs the attention dees careerist twerps give him, he surrounds himself with all dees poser metalhead bloodsuckers.
Ministry is ruined forever…Sin & Aaron will go back to flipping burgers while they listen to noise with vocals that sound like pig vomit & Uncle Short-Bus will finally O.D. on smack or drink himself to death finally.
THE END…thank God for small miracles [angelic][pirate][angelic][pirate]
Hahahaha nobody is crying cos of you ya little twerp.
I DO remember putting YOU in your place several months ago and you apologizing and crying like the little cape wearing sissy you are. I’ll be in NYC in a few weeks.
Still recording shitty music in your Mom’s basement?
I’ll see you at the Starbucks you work at soon you cape wearing dipshit.
[:)]
Have a good one @Irving Plaza show, Mike Greenfield~
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BTW, how’s it going out there in gloomy Los Angeles?
Since ur majesty moved to Burbank (not far from ur abode, I’m sure), I heard the entire city has been under quarantine due to the widespread contagion. Perhaps the filth pig himself is responsible?
He’s a rather slothy sordid sort to say the least, hey?! [;)][:P]
Hahahaha nobody is crying cos of you ya little twerp.
I DO remember putting YOU in your place several months ago and you apologizing and crying like the little cape wearing sissy you are. I’ll be in NYC in a few weeks.
Still recording shitty music in your Mom’s basement?
I’ll see you at the Starbucks you work at soon you cape wearing dipshit.
[:)]
[reply]Hahahaha nobody is crying cos of you ya little twerp.
I DO remember putting YOU in your place several months ago and you apologizing and crying like the little cape wearing sissy you are. I’ll be in NYC in a few weeks.
Still recording shitty music in your Mom’s basement?
I’ll see you at the Starbucks you work at soon you cape wearing dipshit.
[:)]
This new member isn’t Al. This Deanwavo is that Dean Mastrantoni douche that has been threatening and harassing Aaron and Sin on FB for quite some time now.
what a dick.
oh, lookee here what i found, he does wear a cape after all…
I’m not sure the guy in the cape is Dean. I think Dean is the heavyset man with the heavyset child.
Anyway, I once saw a kid of 13 or 14 shopping at a bookstore wearing a cape and a black metal t-shirt. He was there with his parents, probably thinking he was much more bad-ass looking than he actually is.
I’m not sure the guy in the cape is Dean. I think Dean is the heavyset man with the heavyset child.
Anyway, I once saw a kid of 13 or 14 shopping at a bookstore wearing a cape and a black metal t-shirt. He was there with his parents, probably thinking he was much more bad-ass looking than he actually is.
I love the image. I’m all for letting kids “express themselves”, but there really does need to be a point where you smack the crap out of them too. For their own good, obviously.
I’m not sure the guy in the cape is Dean. I think Dean is the heavyset man with the heavyset child.
Anyway, I once saw a kid of 13 or 14 shopping at a bookstore wearing a cape and a black metal t-shirt. He was there with his parents, probably thinking he was much more bad-ass looking than he actually is.
I hope the kid was wearing corpse paint and had a broadsword, or at least a sacrificial dagger?