Major Announcement From Al . . . .

According to FB . . .

Uncle Al will have a major announcement, exclusive to Facebook - regarding MINISTRY, in the coming weeks… IF the debt ceiling is raised.

I’m calling it right now. Ministry 2012 tour playing Psalm 69 in it’s entirety to commemorate the 20th anniversary.

That’s actually a pretty swell idea for them. By using the guise of “special anniversary event” he can sort of sidestep the awkwardness of “coming out of retirement” less than 3 years after he supposedly ended Ministry.

It would also help win over some of the jaded and bitter fans who weren’t exactly thrilled about the “25 year legacy setlist” consisting of 98% songs from the Bush trilogy.

For fuck’s sake. Let it die. It has been downhill since 88. I thought he hit bottom with all the remix bullshit but then he does some cheezy Christmas bullshit than he decides to stream that recent steaming pile of Buck Satan shit but now he is going for the depths.

Take the gold watch, go feed the dogs/Angie, please stop this shit. Big old lame-o.

$50 that he’s pregnant.

$50 that he’s pregnant.

eheheheheh

“Acetate records’ price slashed to $1450!”

I’m calling it right now. Ministry 2012 tour playing Psalm 69 in it’s entirety to commemorate the 20th anniversary.

excellent speculation.
I’m agreeing with this.

OR
psalm 69 remixxxed

Late,
grmpysmrf

Maybe he’s finally acquiring the rights to the Warner Bros. catalogue…

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Maybe he’s finally acquiring the rights to the Warner Bros. catalogue…

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Good. It’s about time Erie fixed all that junk.

Maybe he’s finally acquiring the rights to the Warner Bros. catalogue…

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probably, so he can abort all the songs he doesn’t like.
Late,
grmpysmrf

Good grief, I really am beginning to feel sorry for the man.

IF the debt ceiling is raised

[:/]

IF the debt ceiling is raised

[:/]

I’m sure they were trying to make some political joke that I wouldn’t laugh at even if I understood it, but I just read it as . . . . “Al is broke and will soon be doing something embarrassing to try to pay some bills . . .”.

Same here. I really don’t know how much lower he can stoop at this point, though…

We all knew this was coming, though. And that’s the sad irony. There was a time when Al and Ministry truly were unpredictable. You didn’t know what was coming next. It was exciting.

Whereas now . . . . I know exactly what Al is going to do even before he thinks it himself.

hey, so what?
i ‘m diggin’ the pregnancy angle quite a bit, though.
you do realize that in the face of utter frustration and rejection, people get crazy?
would absolutely love to hear “his” news.

Didn’t Mikey have a post a few months back about recording some songs with Al for the Iron Man 3 soundtrack?
Also, Buck Satan might finally see the light of day.

ha! i love this! can’t wait to see the next “big thing”. haha.

hey, so what?
i ‘m diggin’ the pregnancy angle quite a bit, though.
you do realize that in the face of utter frustration and rejection, people get crazy?
would absolutely love to hear “his” news.

good point

hey, so what?
i ‘m diggin’ the pregnancy angle quite a bit, though.
you do realize that in the face of utter frustration and rejection, people get crazy?
would absolutely love to hear “his” news.

I thought angie was past the point of pregnancy… age wise.

I read the “if the debt ceiling is raised” as a ploy to get people politically active, as if more than a handful of people agree with his message, maybe more, perhaps, but are sick of hearing it.
Late,
grmpysmrf