Major Announcement From Al . . . .

Just skimmed the fb. Aug 2 is the announcement. Bad feeling it’s remixes.

Gunnar’s ruling this one.

As time passes, more and more, do I hold LORAH and The Mind as truly magical moments. I fear for the worst now.

I’m guessing this has to do with Fix coming out along with some re-issues and possibly Buck Satan.

I don’t anticipate any new music from Ministry.

The glass half full part of me holds some glimmer of hope for a boxed set with old unreleased tracks.

The realistic part of me knows it’s something with a lot of X’s in it.

And the perverted part of me hopes that Paul returns if there is a tour.

Personally I’m hoping for a remastered version of Rape And Honey (but it won’t happen).

With a little more bass and a little more grunt, that album would rule the fucken universe.

The sensitive part of me wants a box set of the Sire/Warner Bros years. Including rarities.

The glass half full part of me holds some glimmer of hope for a boxed set with old unreleased tracks.

The realistic part of me knows it’s something with a lot of X’s in it.

That perfectly sums up my thought process. Has anyone ever claimed “stay tuned for a major announcement” and actually followed it up with something exciting? My memory tells me that exciting announcements are just made without some BS prelude.

Has anyone ever claimed “stay tuned for a major announcement” and actually followed it up with something exciting? My memory tells me that exciting announcements are just made without some BS prelude.

HAHAHA!!!

“OMG we’re so excited to tell you about something so super exciting!!! Just give us a few weeks and we’ll come back to you to tell you what it is. Trust us, it’s really exciting!!!”

yeah. angie is beyond the point of conception, i think. i kinda feel bad for having sent her chocolates when she supposedly miscarried way back when.what did i know? most peeps give a good story and are nice.i hate the other stuff. i have never been a fan, so i don’t appreciate adoration on any level.that’s my deal, carmangary. and if i’m a tough nut to crack, so what. all of you DO realize al’s not there.

[reply]yeah. angie is beyond the point of conception, i think. i kinda feel bad for having sent her chocolates when she supposedly miscarried way back when.what did i know?

I understood all of that.

but then this showed up

[reply] most peeps give a good story and are nice.i hate the other stuff. i have never been a fan, so i don’t appreciate adoration on any level.that’s my deal, carmangary. and if i’m a tough nut to crack, so what. all of you DO realize al’s not there.

alright then. goes both ways.
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I’m not sure what the rest of that is about but it seems like Carmangary and gerda are fighting.
Don’t make me get the hose!!
Late,
grmpysmrf

Hands up everyone here who wishes they were Paul Barker’s wife.

I wish I were Al Jourgensen’s wife.

“No, Al! You’re not getting any action until you record some decent songs again. Those ‘solo’ songs were pretty close, but next time sing instead of shouting.”

Yeah, and actually write an original song instead of just playing Flock of Seagulls’ “Space Age Love Song” and yelling in the studio.

Yeah, and actually write an original song instead of just playing Flock of Seagulls’ “Space Age Love Song” and yelling in the studio.

And making the lyrics xmas themed.

“Hey, F***ers!!! Check out my new song!!!”

“Sorry to break it to you Al, but that’s a Flock of Seagulls song.”

“No, it’s not! I’m wearing a Santa hat, Motherf***er!!!”

That sums it up in one big lump

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In full agreeance with Peligro about dosing LORAH up on some fat bass. They should’ve learnt a thing or two from Jah Wobble at the time…

yeah. angie is beyond the point of conception, i think. i kinda feel bad for having sent her chocolates when she supposedly miscarried way back when.what did i know?

Maybe it’s just me. I don’t know. But I sort of find the idea of putting info like that unbeknownst to someone to be a bit ordinary. Just another bit of meaningless info which tarnishes a band I once cared about which I’d rather not hear.