Felt like I should complement braintumour’s thread.
Excluding “Walrus” (which isn’t really a song), I’d say “The Dick Song” or “Fear (Is Big Buisness).”
“The Dick Song,” maybe. Or else one of those tracks from DSOTS where he uses that insufferable goober voice.
I personally love the “goober” voice, but I can see how that’s more than a little grating for some.
Upon reflection, I’m also gonna throw “Nature of Love (Cruelty Mix)” out there… too many unneccesary bleeps and bloops.
Jesus Built My Hotrod
Gangreen
Stolen
Dick Song
By album:
The Land Of Rape Of Honey
Test
Grace/Corrosion
Brick Windows
leper
(can’t think of one right now for HOTM)
gangreen
Roadhouse blues (yes i think the dick song is better
Late,
grmpysmrf
Definitely “the dick song”. that thing’s an abomination. title track off “the last sucker” is also pretty cringe inducing.
it’s very hard to choose, because, i love everything before 2004 and can’t stand anything ministry-related post-2003.
except USSA, they are ok. 
except USSA, they are ok.
Heh! That rhymed.
Late,
grmpysmrf
The last few albums i won’t even start on. but “what about us” is my least favorite song from paul’s era.
Psalm 69. Never liked that song much.
Also, 90% of the last two albums I don’t care for.
Step, What About Us, The Dick Song, End of Days I & II…can’t listen to any of them.
1002
Gangreen by far. I can enjoy the ‘dub’ of it but the stupid military jokey crap in the normal version is way too up front and well, stupid.
Altho it’s not like I listen to RGB often. But if i DO i skip this mofo every time.
Dick Song is a close close second.
roadhouse blues is indeed shit but i dont really consider it a ministry song since its a cover… I hate the original as well
roadhouse blues is indeed shit but i dont really consider it a ministry song since its a cover… I hate the original as well
sad thing about the original is that if you listen to it then listen to the ministry version it almost makes the song cool… tells you how bad the original is considering the ministry version is horrid.
Late,
grmpysmrf
Jesus Built My Hotrod
WORD UP…!
Dick Song.
By album:
The Land Of Rape Of Honey
Grace/Corrosion
Brick Windows
leper
Strange choices there, Bubba. Especially ‘Corrosion/Grace’ (?!?!?) Probably Paul’s finest moment.
I would choose:
Work For Love
What He Say
Over The Shoulder
Just Like You
Stigmata (and its b-side Tonight We Murder)
Test (and can only JUST tolerate Burning Inside)
Hero
Useless
Bad Blood
Kaif
What About Us?
Animosity
Stolen
Shove
Can’t be bothered listing Bush trilogy…as there are only about 5 songs all up that I can stomach.
And Stigmata is always referred to as such a ‘classic’ yet I find it completely and utterly uncompelling. It’s such a whiny dirge and completely unrepresentative of The Land Of Rape And Honey album as a whole! Also, it totally rips off the Big Black song ‘Racer X’.
My LEAST favourite without doubt would be Gangreen. I just hate that song and can’t hate it enough whenever I hear that stupid Sgt Major saying his Full Metal Jacket crap “you syphilitic blah blah blah”.
I would have to add Gangreen to my list of unlistenable Ministry songs. The “hah-rooh-ah” chant is cringe-inducing.
1002
Strange choices there, Bubba. Especially ‘Corrosion/Grace’ (?!?!?) Probably Paul’s finest moment.
Indeed.
Some people feel some relief in a warm bath, I do into Corrosion/grace. It really makes me feel touched by grace.
Least favorites.
Bad Blood, What about us, bloodlines. Each time Al put out a song like that, he’s damaging my perception of songs like thieves or burning inside, which does not need that to age in a bad way.