It would appear that the chances of new Lard seem to be slim at this point. Jourgensen had (perhaps still does) wanted Biafra to head down to the ranch for 3 weeks or so, but Biafra’s interest in doing such wasn’t so high.
Personally, I hope something changes up.
It would appear that the chances of new Lard seem to be slim at this point. Jourgensen had (perhaps still does) wanted Biafra to head down to the ranch for 3 weeks or so, but Biafra’s interest in doing such wasn’t so high.
Personally, I hope something changes up.
Source?
Well, songs have been recorded… I’d even be willing to bet the songs he was on for RevCo were probable Lard tracks… songs were actually sent to Jello, he’s gotta be the one to add the vocals.
Well, songs have been recorded… I’d even be willing to bet the songs he was on for RevCo were probable Lard tracks… songs were actually sent to Jello, he’s gotta be the one to add the vocals.
Good point. I’m not sure Jello was ever in the same studio at the same time as the instrumentalists for the last two Lard releases.
source was someone over at AT. I’d give a specific name, but frankly, I wouldn’t want to do something that would possibly get him bitched at.
They haven’t been in a studio together (for Lard) in ten years. So, I’m not incredibly surprised.
‘Rio Grande Blood’ is irony-free Lard without the scathing humour and ‘intelligent’ witticisms. Maybe Ministry should emply Biafra as a lyricist, if nothing else. God knows they need one.
But seriously though, who cares about Lard?? You may aswell be itching for a 23 Skidoo re-union to happen.
‘Rio Grande Blood’ is irony-free Lard without the scathing humour and ‘intelligent’ witticisms. Maybe Ministry should emply Biafra as a lyricist, if nothing else. God knows they need one.
But seriously though, who cares about Lard?? You may aswell be itching for a 23 Skidoo re-union to happen.
But seriously…is it open mic night? Somebody hook this guy…
You should hire somebody to write your jokes for you. Lord knows you need some jokes!
If Peligro doesn’t like it, IT’S simply not cool…and neither are you for liking it. I’ve never seen such ego out of control… (not even from O’Liely) but what do you expect from an ASSIE. an entire continent founded on criminals. Maybe thats why you like repubs so much; you can smell your own and like the scent!
cheers bitch!
It would appear that the chances of new Lard seem to be slim at this point. Jourgensen had (perhaps still does) wanted Biafra to head down to the ranch for 3 weeks or so, but Biafra’s interest in doing such wasn’t so high.
Personally, I hope something changes up.
I actually just read an interview with Jello in Metal Maniacs where he said that Al wanted to do a new Lard album. It wasn’t clear about whether or not Jello wanted to do a Lard album, but Jello seemed really skeptical about Al calling him back since we all know that Al can’t keep his shit together…
I’m an “ASSIE” do those comments apply to me as well?
The only time I hear it pronounced like that is by Americans btw… Ozzy…
I’ve never seen such ego out of control… (not even from O’Liely) but what do you expect from an ASSIE. an entire continent founded on criminals. Maybe thats why you like repubs so much; you can smell your own and like the scent!
cheers bitch!
Go easy on the ‘Assie’ baiting ass-wipe. It would appear that there are a few of us on this forum - and we tend to stick together. Peligro’s ok. Perhaps a little heavy on the ol’ sarcasm, but I’ve always found his posts amusing rather than condescending aand for what it’s worth his ‘political’ swipes are generally spot on.
So go easy…[mad]
heh heh heh
The last member will be a heavy set teenage boy sorta like Harry Knowles in a wheelchair. He’ll be the cyber genius/computer science whiz-kid who handles all the keyboards and laptop duties. He’s also quick with a one-liner or hardy-har about Bush and co.
I’m predicting a Springsteen lampoon.
Call it…Stillborn in the U.S.A.
The cover artwork will depict a fetus w/ a black cowboy hat sliding down a rainbow with unicorns, pandas, and candyland children. The fetus is wearing shades and giving the camera the middle finger.
The tracklist would be as follows:
.01 LAUGHING WHILE YOU GET BUSTED IN FRONT OF YOUR COMPOUND BY THE SAME FEDS WHO KILLED DAVE KORESH.
.08 FRANK FROM THRILL KILL KULT IS GAY.
.10 KITTIE ARE AFRAID OF US.
All in all it won’t be a totally coherent album.
This is incredible. We approve.
I’m an “ASSIE” do those comments apply to me as well?
The only time I hear it pronounced like that is by Americans btw… Ozzy…
If your an ass like Peligro normally is then, yes. But off hand you don’t stand out as being an ass, so No.
Go easy on the ‘Assie’ baiting ass-wipe. It would appear that there are a few of us on this forum - and we tend to stick together. Peligro’s ok. Perhaps a little heavy on the ol’ sarcasm, but I’ve always found his posts amusing rather than condescending aand for what it’s worth his ‘political’ swipes are generally spot on.
So go easy…
yeah stick together, even when one of you is a dick head. I might have more respect for you if you kept your friend in check once in a while. Is that the whole don’t cross party lines thing on this board? “We know this guy is a dumbshit and would certainly make Australia look bad if the only person anybody knew from Australia was him, but since he’s from Australia we won’t speak out against his idiocy cause we are Australian too.” What happened to pride?
“his politcal swipes are spot on” Spot on what? Spot on a topic or a tangent that has nothing to do with the current politcal topic at hand?? I’ll give you that if that is what you mean.
I have no problem with Australians, I know the rhetoric, safer streets, crime rate lower, blah blah, that’s not really the point. Even though I said Assie I’m obviosuly not talking about you, the same way people aren’t talking about me when they say America is full of a bunch of right wing fundamentalists neo-cons. That’s obviously not me. so I let it slide. How is it you are supersensitive now? How come you are not supersensitive to the people Peligro attacks? Oh that’s right…not Australian
THe only problem I have with Australia is Rupert Murdoch which spawned that dictator wanna-be. Of course you would think Peligro is “spot on” with his politcal swipes. Your press is dominated by that fascist dick head, you have no other sources. When the other side is portrayed they are made to look like a dumb ass in appearence and in rhetoric. Hannity and Colmes for example, Both equally stupid Colmes may be slightly smarter but who can trust a guy that looks like Colmes?? He’s the dork that used to get beat up in school. No one is going to listen to that guy. Then on top of that HE is STUPID. He makes weak cliche bumper sticker arguments. Now that I think about it I think he is Hannity’s straightman. Colmes sets em up. Hannity knocks em down. Not even very well scripted.
How come all of the beautiful people are all Conservative for his networks and all of the “liberal” people are all hard on the eyes? Because an idiot is going to pay attention to the attractive. Rupert has learned that there is no such thing as substance, all you need is an attractive wrapping paper and people will buy your bullshit. so you put your message in the fancy wrapping paper (the beautiful people) and the anti message in the crappy packaging. It’s the eqivellent of Pepsi running commercials that show Homeless people/hilter/saddam all drinking coke. You don’t have to say a damn thing you just associate the product with something bad and half ass the message. The retarded non substance people will fall for it everytime.
Late,
grmpysmrf
yeah stick together, even when one of you is a dick head. I might have more respect for you if you kept your friend in check once in a while. Is that the whole don’t cross party lines thing on this board? “We know this guy is a dumbshit and would certainly make Australia look bad if the only person anybody knew from Australia was him, but since he’s from Australia we won’t speak out against his idiocy cause we are Australian too.” What happened to pride?
“his politcal swipes are spot on” Spot on what? Spot on a topic or a tangent that has nothing to do with the current politcal topic at hand?? I’ll give you that if that is what you mean.
I have no problem with Australians, I know the rhetoric, safer streets, crime rate lower, blah blah, that’s not really the point. Even though I said Assie I’m obviosuly not talking about you, the same way people aren’t talking about me when they say America is full of a bunch of right wing fundamentalists neo-cons. That’s obviously not me. so I let it slide. How is it you are supersensitive now? How come you are not supersensitive to the people Peligro attacks? Oh that’s right…not Australian
THe only problem I have with Australia is Rupert Murdoch which spawned that dictator wanna-be. Of course you would think Peligro is “spot on” with his politcal swipes. Your press is dominated by that fascist dick head, you have no other sources. When the other side is portrayed they are made to look like a dumb ass in appearence and in rhetoric. Hannity and Colmes for example, Both equally stupid Colmes may be slightly smarter but who can trust a guy that looks like Colmes?? He’s the dork that used to get beat up in school. No one is going to listen to that guy. Then on top of that HE is STUPID. He makes weak cliche bumper sticker arguments. Now that I think about it I think he is Hannity’s straightman. Colmes sets em up. Hannity knocks em down. Not even very well scripted.
How come all of the beautiful people are all Conservative for his networks and all of the “liberal” people are all hard on the eyes? Because an idiot is going to pay attention to the attractive. Rupert has learned that there is no such thing as substance, all you need is an attractive wrapping paper and people will buy your bullshit. so you put your message in the fancy wrapping paper (the beautiful people) and the anti message in the crappy packaging. It’s the eqivellent of Pepsi running commercials that show Homeless people/hilter/saddam all drinking coke. You don’t have to say a damn thing you just associate the product with something bad and half ass the message. The retarded non substance people will fall for it everytime.
Late,
grmpysmrf
…do you ever shut up?
seriously dude we know George W. Bush is Hitler…will that make you stop talking?
I mean it’s good you’re passionate about this shit but just stop with these long-winded diatribes please??? I don’t like Bush either but this is just too much.
No wonder you’re such a fan of Ministry’s new material. You’ve been supplying the lyrics!!!
It is annoying to open a thread thinking there will be a new relevant post I haven’t read only to find another one of your essays indicting Bush as a fascist dictator…
I can’t be the only one who thinks those new project song titles bear more than a passing resembleance to those of Anal Cunt.
on a somewhat sidetracked note, apparantly there was supposed to be a small alrd set in chiacgo, but al & co didn’t have time to rehearse more songs. too bad too, i caught a mini lard set last time they were in chicago, and it was fucking badass.
jello was hanging around after the show, pitching his spoken word date the monday next. i would have gone if i wasn’t entertaining out of town friends.
yeah stick together, even when one of you is a dick head. I might have more respect for you if you kept your friend in check once in a while. Is that the whole don’t cross party lines thing on this board? “We know this guy is a dumbshit and would certainly make Australia look bad if the only person anybody knew from Australia was him, but since he’s from Australia we won’t speak out against his idiocy cause we are Australian too.” What happened to pride?
The funny thing is…I don’t even have a problem with you. Until now I never have. You’re entitled to an opinion as much as I’m entitled to mine. You don’t like my sarcastic comments? Fine. I’ll deal with that and I’ll gladly take a flame now and then when one is deserved. But you’ve decided to make this personal, which is something I can’t be accused of stooping to. You claim I “attack” other board members, but I don’t hear anyone else complaining. Do you? Sure, the claws come out from time to time and perhaps even trod on the boundaries of good taste in the process. But the buck pretty much stops there. At the very worst it ends in stalemate.
You on the other hand…
And any comments that I do make are hardly threatening or derogatory. Are they? Where do I personally refer to other forum members as an “ass” or a “dickhead”. Do I lash out and tar everyone with the same brush, like yr idiotic remarks about ‘Assies’ being criminals? To quote you verbatim, “gimme an example”.
I think it’s sad that you take such offence at me sticking up for the Republican party (which is where this all started with you). Is it such a revelation that GASP someone on this forum might have the balls to root for the other party? Personally, I’ve never listened to music for political reasons and I sure as hell aren’t going to start by swallowing half the crap that this once great band is churning out nowadays. But YOU? Your Republican ‘theories’ and rants against conservative America are such a word for word, lame ass, pale imitation of Ministry’s jumbled political rhetoric, that I’d be surprised if you aren’t currently being schooled to be the new Ministry mouthpiece once Jourgenson retires! Hell, I’ve come to believe you really ARE Jourgenson!!
As someone else here pointed out - HA! - you seem hell bent on convincing everyone on this forum that the conservatives are a bunch of hell spawned fascist nazis which is precisely the kind of idiotic rhetoric that makes me despair at what this once great band has become. Do you turn on yr Republican-sympathetic co-workers in a similar manner? Or are you as gutless in the real world as you claim that I am (another completely unfounded swipe based on a few outbursts on a music forum). Pfft!!
So now yr out to get me to prove…whatever point it is that you seem hell bent on proving. Oooooooh scary scary!! If this is going to appease yr hatred of conservatives or me or ‘Assies’ or whatever so be it? Keep going, I’m entralled to say the least.
I’m prepared to let it slide, after all, as I said, it’s your opinion and you are entitled to it. At the end of the day it means very little to me.
Very little.
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I’m not saying that all this that has gone before was right - in fact, very little of it should have been said. I do need to speak up at this point, however. Peligro, you are wrong. You don’t live in this country, and don’t see what is really happening to North America. If you want to have “Republican” views, that is of course your right. But why in the hell are you sticking up for the most despicable, atrocious and utterly misguided fools to ever wield power on this continent, when you don’t in fact LIVE on this continent?
I’m impressed with Australia, and would love to live somewhere like you do (I’d even settle for New Zealand)…but I don’t go spouting off about your politics, because I realize that it is not my place. I’m quite tired of the content of Ministry’s music at this point, but I’m even more tired of people that don’t realize how bad it is here complaining about my “bitching.”
I’m more conservative than most would guess, but I’m not an idiot. This unelected administration has gone beyond embarrassing us as a nation (ala Clinton), no, they have actually put this entire country in danger. I won’t lie about it - I’m fucking scared.
I think my point lies somewhere along these lines -we, as Americans, are now beyond 1984. Every single aspect of the “news” is processed and proofread, so as not to offend our leaders’ very narrow sensibilities. It is nearly impossible to read/hear/see a “news” report that hasn’t been just outright written by a lackey to serve a purpose. Are we, as an everyday normal tax-paying citizen, aloud to have any clue what the complex motives behind that particular piece of right-skewed propaganda might be? Of course not.
So I guess it pisses me off when someone that SHOULD BE more informed - simply from the fact that they aren’t subjected to what we in America call the news - starts spouting off about what they in fact have no real comprehension of.
Like I said before, feel free to support the American government and all it’s hateful policies of late - even though you don’t live here, aren’t subjected to it’s ignorant views of the rest of world (which normal citizens such as myself DO NOT share), and all of it’s hateful, completely irrelevant rhetoric. I never thought you ignorant, Peligro. Rude, typically male, and sarcastic to a fault, but never ignorant.
Thanks for proving me wrong. Also, for the very last time - YR also contains an O and a U - I believe they’re right there in the middle of the word…it’s something like, um, YOUR?
yeah stick together, even when one of you is a dick head. I might have more respect for you if you kept your friend in check once in a while. Is that the whole don’t cross party lines thing on this board? “We know this guy is a dumbshit and would certainly make Australia look bad if the only person anybody knew from Australia was him, but since he’s from Australia we won’t speak out against his idiocy cause we are Australian too.” What happened to pride?
The funny thing is…I don’t even have a problem with you. Until now I never have. You’re entitled to an opinion as much as I’m entitled to mine. You don’t like my sarcastic comments? Fine. I’ll deal with that and I’ll gladly take a flame now and then when one is deserved. But you’ve decided to make this personal, which is something I can’t be accused of stooping to. You claim I “attack” other board members, but I don’t hear anyone else complaining. Do you? Sure, the claws come out from time to time and perhaps even trod on the boundaries of good taste in the process. But the buck pretty much stops there. At the very worst it ends in stalemate.
I don’t see that, I see that you get the last word EVERY TIME. You batter board members into submission and they let the thread go just to make it end. You’ve long been known here as the resident troll and to “just ignore you” which I have done for quite some time(although, sometimes you are funny, intentionally). For some reason or another you have just rubbed me the wrong way the last couple of weeks and I don’t feel liking ignoring you anymore. I guess I just got sick of it.
You on the other hand…And any comments that I do make are hardly threatening or derogatory. Are they?
Yes you do. You regularly talk shit/attack people on the board. Or things that they like… remember your spoken word diatribe?
Where do I personally refer to other forum members as an “ass” or a “dickhead”. Do I lash out and tar everyone with the same brush, like yr idiotic remarks about ‘Assies’ being criminals? To quote you verbatim, “gimme an example”.
Yes you do. sometimes specifically and other times it’s insinuated. So, maybe you don’t use the “Vulgarity” but what’s the difference? It’s the same type of slandering unproductive rhetoric.
I think it’s sad that you take such offence at me sticking up for the Republican party (which is where this all started with you)
It would be one thing to stick up for the repubs But you don’t. you bash the other side. bashing the other side is not sticking up for repubs. If (rarely)you do make some points for repubs and some one challenges you on those points then you resort to bashing the person (NOT THE IDEAS) challenging your points. I can’t see how you don’t see you do this. I’ve rarely engaged in this Flaming bashing whatever you want to call it type thread until I started mimicking your style and now you’re offended? check the mirror! Again I’ve been on this board long enough for anyone to notice this isn’t my usual banter. The last 3-4 replies I posted to you or about you are waaaay out of line from my regular posts. Hell I was quite more respective of you (than you were of me) during your spoken word college grad post.
Is it such a revelation that GASP someone on this forum might have the balls to root for the other party?
No. Just like the Moore movie. I wanna know why. and when I ask why I don’t want to be called a “retard” in so many words and then have that person run off. I want you or anyone else to share your ideas on the subject. Why are you for the other side? when you share your ideas and I challenge your IDEAS/POINTS challenge me back, BUT most importantly stay on topic when you do it. Don’t just attack me or anyone else.
Personally, I’ve never listened to music for political reasons and I sure as hell aren’t going to start by swallowing half the crap that this once great band is churning out nowadays.
That’s great, nobody is asking you to. The idea isn’t to change your mind based on the group. The idea is to listen and maybe think about what you believe. Do you honestly think anybody on this board would be in the “al hates bush so I’m gonna hate bush too!” camp? This isn’t Nsync. I would be willing to bet the people who have political opinions on this board had them WAAAAAY before Al. and I certainly hope that if they didn’t they wouldn’t be swayed by a song called assclown. But the idea of “fear being big business” would stick out if they hadn’t noticed that idea before.
But YOU? Your Republican ‘theories’ and rants against conservative America are such a word for word, lame ass, pale imitation of Ministry’s jumbled political rhetoric, that I’d be surprised if you aren’t currently being schooled to be the new Ministry mouthpiece once Jourgenson retires!
…I “attack” other board members
I thought you didn’t do this?? again you have basically called me retarded and run off not once trying to tell me/show me where my "theories” are wrong.
So tell me where??? How is it so? Just cause you say so?? You need more than that! At least I back my shit up! You wanna be!
Hell, I’ve come to believe you really ARE Jourgenson!!
I’ve come to believe you really believe the crap you’re spewing. You never know thing one about what you are talking about. If it weren’t for bumper stickers you wouldn’t have a political ideology at all! (Notice my attacks started after yours!- As they all have)
As someone else here pointed out - HA! - you seem hell bent on convincing everyone on this forum that the conservatives are a bunch of hell spawned fascist nazis which is precisely the kind of idiotic rhetoric that makes me despair at what this once great band has become.
No that’s not it at all. Some one prove me wrong. Don’t just name call, grab any fallacy that you can fit in that little nugget brain of yours and spew it out. Prove your point; you have yet to do that.
Do you turn on yr Republican-sympathetic co-workers in a similar manner? Or are you as gutless in the real world as you claim that I am (another completely unfounded swipe based on a few outbursts on a music forum). Pfft!!
Unless your at your comp typing all bruised up based on the way you treat people (cause anyone I know would beat your ass in real life if you treated them the way you treat people on this board) in real life, I know your a pussy. Nice little this or that; I’m either gutless or unmerciful. Do you have a plane of logic at all?? Or do you rely on O’reilly for all of your thinking? O’reilly would explain most of it.
So now yr out to get me to prove…whatever point it is that you seem hell bent on proving. Oooooooh scary scary!! If this is going to appease yr hatred of conservatives or me or ‘Assies’ or whatever so be it? Keep going, I’m entralled to say the least.
Prove my point? No, I’m just sick of you. Until you treat members better I’ll probably stick on the same kinda warpath that you are on. I’ll keep it real pavlonian. What disrespectable bullshit you put out on some one I will give right back to you. When you are nice, respectable and a decent person to others I’ll stop. I will mirror what you put out.
I’m prepared to let it slide, after all, as I said, it’s your opinion and you are entitled to it. At the end of the day it means very little to me.
Let it slide? ha. if you can keep your posts respectable like the start of this post then yeah it will slide by quickly. But if you wanna keep up the personal attacks on people then it probably won’t. BTW just because you don’t use profanity doesn’t keep it from being a personal attack.
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