Oh aye, i’m a right feminist, ooooooh!!!
This goes along with a disordered I discovered and deemed Bieberswiftlake Syndrome© (not to be confused with “Bieber fever” which is a very different phenomenon). I’ve used scientific research/methods to form the hypothesis from which this disorder was founded and proved that it is factually accurate with irrefutable evidence. So, I’m pretty much a scientist and you should probably just shut up and read on now.
If you are over 11 years of age and give a fuck about Taylor Swift (or Justin Bieber obviously) - You need to stop whatever you are currently doing, sit down so as not to fall and possibly cause injury to your soft cranium, take a 20 minute break in a quiet area, if you cannot find a quiet area try sitting in your car, and think really hard about what it is you’re doing with your life.
Ask yourself why you are investing such strong emotions into pop music that’s sung by a bubbly, smiling, female that is marketed towards teen girls. Why you give a tinker’s fuck about something that obviously most people on a Ministry related forum won’t be fond of and have no reason to bother listening to in the first place. It is not meant for you. You are not the target audience.
However, I will say that unlike Justin Bieber, I actually have heard Taylor Swift songs on quite a few occasions. But here’s the kicker: I survived and didn’t really care. Life went on and their was no injustice. I didn’t punch a hole in my wall and beat my girlfriend (well, not because of Taylor Swift, at least).
Basically, by using my accurate scientific scale of dislike: 1 being low and 10 being high, if your dislike for Ms. Swift or even Mr. Bieber is higher than a 4 you might be a pre-teen/teenage girl. Because that’s who they’re meant to have an emotional impact on. If you find yourself in this condition please seek help through a 12gauge gently tucked under the chin at an angle to insure the barrel(s) are also facing the frontal lobe. You may want to seek further info on which method is right for you by consulting your Google. Because rarely do you get a second chance.
Late,
atom M.D.
I heard Taylor Swift and it made me murder my family.
I hate lots of people whose “art” is not targeted for me and whom I wouldn’t listen to or invest any time or money into. I hate that they are rich. I hate that people look up to them and put weight on their vapid words. I just hate that they even exist. I’m usually sort of selective about choosing these popstars to hate. I have to have been personally offended by having them pop on my TV or PC and show me why they would be better off ground into hamburger meat and used to feed a maggot farm.
For instance . . . . Taylor Swift. She is everywhere. I see her pasty ass stick body wearing a flowing white dress and hocking some dumb perfume, I see her in the tabloids crying about something stupid, I hear her whiny ass songs when my wife is listening to the radio.
And Skrillex . . . I hold him responsible for a ton of other stupid dubstep faggitry that infects car commercials, club dance floors, the radio . . . you name it. Maybe it’s only one one-thousandth of a percent by which he is diminishing my quality of life, but I’m upset that he’s done it and that he’s getting paid handsomely for it.
I will not apologize for wishing violent death upon vapid pop stars and I will not crawl under a rock to avoid exposure. I will cry from the mountaintops screaming for the insanity to stop and I will sit in a darkened corner of my room, plotting meticulously their demise.
But hey, that’s just how I choose to live . . .
Maybe it’s only one one-thousandth of a percent by which he is diminishing my quality of life, but I’m upset that he’s done it and that he’s getting paid handsomely for it.
Ha! This. 100% this.
I hate lots of people whose “art” is not targeted for me and whom I wouldn’t listen to or invest any time or money into. I hate that they are rich. I hate that people look up to them and put weight on their vapid words. I just hate that they even exist. I’m usually sort of selective about choosing these popstars to hate. I have to have been personally offended by having them pop on my TV or PC and show me why they would be better off ground into hamburger meat and used to feed a maggot farm.
For instance . . . . Taylor Swift. She is everywhere. I see her pasty ass stick body wearing a flowing white dress and hocking some dumb perfume, I see her in the tabloids crying about something stupid, I hear her whiny ass songs when my wife is listening to the radio.
And Skrillex . . . I hold him responsible for a ton of other stupid dubstep faggitry that infects car commercials, club dance floors, the radio . . . you name it. Maybe it’s only one one-thousandth of a percent by which he is diminishing my quality of life, but I’m upset that he’s done it and that he’s getting paid handsomely for it.
I will not apologize for wishing violent death upon vapid pop stars and I will not crawl under a rock to avoid exposure. I will cry from the mountaintops screaming for the insanity to stop and I will sit in a darkened corner of my room, plotting meticulously their demise.
But hey, that’s just how I choose to live . . .
Classic case of Bieberswiftlake Syndrome©. It’s not your fault though. Hey, it’s not your fault.
But really I used to care about stuff like this to an extent but I really can’t be bothered anymore. I’m not saying I’m any better than you for not hating pop-stars… but I just don’t see the point when there’s so much more serious stuff for me to focus my hate on. Like “clamshell packaging” and “heat-sealed packaging”. Granted, they are making it a bit easier now days by having tabs (that sometimes just bend or break off) and perforations. But there’s still enough hard to open, packaged bullshit to fuel the fire.
I remember I’d purchased some earbuds a while back that came in clamshell packaging and I, of course, couldn’t get it open without a struggle. So, I got a knife and cut near the bottom - because of the way it was designed cutting the top wouldn’t allow me an opened point to separate the plastic and pull it apart. Well, it worked. I got the packaging opened. But by cutting the bottom I also wound up completely severing one of the earbud wires.
There’s those people who think they have useful and unheard of answers like, “Use a can-opener!”. These types of people, they believe the crap they read on a stupid website about how “common household items can also be used to help rid you of all of these minor inconveniences!” or some nonsense in a chain email they received from their grandmother.
But it doesn’t work. Not unless the plastic is perfectly perforated at the correct size and all that jazz for the can-opener. Use a knife or some sharp-ass scissors or go fuck your mother.
So, how about that Kanye West?
I love the new Kanye, especially the first four tracks which remind me a little of Big Sexy Land, of all things.
As for other aspects of this thread:
- I like Skrilliex a lot, his music reminds me of Front 242 or Puppy, strange electronic music you can dance to. If I was 18 he’d be my favorite ever, as it is I still think he’s great.
- Don’t really care one way or the other about Tailor Swervt.
- Though, she’s not been mentioned, I love Carly Rae Jepson’s music. Have no problem liking music that isn’t marketed to me. If I enjoy listening to the music, that’s all I care about.
- I have never started a thread asking what to do when so some teenager took my beer, nor responded to such a post with nerd rage, so I still win.
- I have never started a thread asking what to do when so some teenager took my beer, nor responded to such a post with nerd rage, so I still win.
I’ll steal your beer and fuck your wife if you do another faggy tongue sticking out emoticon. 
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- I have never started a thread asking what to do when so some teenager took my beer, nor responded to such a post with nerd rage, so I still win.
I’ll steal your beer and fuck your wife if you do another faggy tongue sticking out emoticon. ;-)[/reply]
LOL ROFL >_< o_O :-/
¯(°_o)/¯
Mildly Virus.
Kanye West has brought the spotlight back to Ministry in one night more than whoever it’s been handling Al’s publicity the last 10 years.
This goes along with a disordered I discovered and deemed Bieberswiftlake Syndrome© (not to be confused with “Bieber fever” which is a very different phenomenon). I’ve used scientific research/methods to form the hypothesis from which this disorder was founded and proved that it is factually accurate with irrefutable evidence. So, I’m pretty much a scientist and you should probably just shut up and read on now.
If you are over 11 years of age and give a fuck about Taylor Swift (or Justin Bieber obviously) - You need to stop whatever you are currently doing, sit down so as not to fall and possibly cause injury to your soft cranium, take a 20 minute break in a quiet area, if you cannot find a quiet area try sitting in your car, and think really hard about what it is you’re doing with your life.
Ask yourself why you are investing such strong emotions into pop music that’s sung by a bubbly, smiling, female that is marketed towards teen girls. Why you give a tinker’s fuck about something that obviously most people on a Ministry related forum won’t be fond of and have no reason to bother listening to in the first place. It is not meant for you. You are not the target audience.
However, I will say that unlike Justin Bieber, I actually have heard Taylor Swift songs on quite a few occasions. But here’s the kicker: I survived and didn’t really care. Life went on and their was no injustice. I didn’t punch a hole in my wall and beat my girlfriend (well, not because of Taylor Swift, at least).
Basically, by using my accurate scientific scale of dislike: 1 being low and 10 being high, if your dislike for Ms. Swift or even Mr. Bieber is higher than a 4 you might be a pre-teen/teenage girl. Because that’s who they’re meant to have an emotional impact on. If you find yourself in this condition please seek help through a 12gauge gently tucked under the chin at an angle to insure the barrel(s) are also facing the frontal lobe. You may want to seek further info on which method is right for you by consulting your Google. Because rarely do you get a second chance.
Late,
atom M.D.
Yeah this sums my thoughts. To see these genuinely butthurt posts about Taylor Swift and learn the meanings behind her songs and who she’s been fucking from a bunch of 40 year old creeps on a Ministry forum…
That was some shit…
That was like even gayer than the thread seeking advice from said creeps about what to do when a 20 year old with a tribal successfully punks you for a beer.
But still not as gay as a grown man posting a Mary Manson/Paris Jackson attempted suicide thread…that is ULTRA GAY…
To see these genuinely butthurt posts about Taylor Swift
Yes. Good point as the 40 year old man on the internet talking about stringing up teen popstars and hanging them from their boobies and ripping celebrity fetuses out of their wombs to save all of humanity is obviously genuine.
Basically if you post on prongs, you’re he antithesis of cool, and I’m ok with that! [cool][:P]
Posting on prongs keeps one from becoming a god. When I’m on the brink of this progression I come here to calm down and swim with the rats
Yeah this sums my thoughts. To see these genuinely butthurt posts about Taylor Swift and learn the meanings behind her songs and who she’s been fucking from a bunch of 40 year old creeps on a Ministry forum…
That was some shit…
That was like even gayer than the thread seeking advice from said creeps about what to do when a 20 year old with a tribal successfully punks you for a beer.
No, it doesn’t sum up your thoughts.
Shouldn’t you be busy working on your Marilyn Manson 2.0 project and trying too hard at seeming edgy on here? With some of the dumb shit you say, you’re really going to accuse other people of being creeps? Like totally gay and not open minded, brah.
[reply]Yeah this sums my thoughts. To see these genuinely butthurt posts about Taylor Swift and learn the meanings behind her songs and who she’s been fucking from a bunch of 40 year old creeps on a Ministry forum…
That was some shit…
That was like even gayer than the thread seeking advice from said creeps about what to do when a 20 year old with a tribal successfully punks you for a beer.
No, it doesn’t sum up your thoughts.
Shouldn’t you be busy working on your Marilyn Manson 2.0 project and trying too hard at seeming edgy on here? With some of the dumb shit you say, you’re really going to accuse other people of being creeps? Like totally gay and not open minded, brah.[/reply]
Oh now you’ve joined the hater bandwagon? Welcome aboard!
Haters call me bitch call me faggot call me whitey
But I am somethin’ you can never be, HEYYYY
[reply][reply]Yeah this sums my thoughts. To see these genuinely butthurt posts about Taylor Swift and learn the meanings behind her songs and who she’s been fucking from a bunch of 40 year old creeps on a Ministry forum…
That was some shit…
That was like even gayer than the thread seeking advice from said creeps about what to do when a 20 year old with a tribal successfully punks you for a beer.
No, it doesn’t sum up your thoughts.
Shouldn’t you be busy working on your Marilyn Manson 2.0 project and trying too hard at seeming edgy on here? With some of the dumb shit you say, you’re really going to accuse other people of being creeps? Like totally gay and not open minded, brah.[/reply]
Oh now you’ve joined the hater bandwagon? Welcome aboard!
Haters call me bitch call me faggot call me whitey
But I am somethin’ you can never be, HEYYYY[/reply]
Bandwagon? I like a big car cuz I’m a big star.