Yeah,all tits are great…even the bad ones…
Taylor Swift is cute but has the sex appeal of a dead moth…
Lads ye are seriously missing out on the sex appeal of Taylor Swift and the awesomeness of Taylor Tits. I couldn’t tell you anything about her music that is not obvious and could not recognise any of her stuff from that of the next “public display”, but that girl is fine. There’s not a shortage of Internet material where she is deadly sexy and she looks like she’s having an orgasm on stage in some clips I’ve seen. She might be a spoilt fool and all of that but, as someone else put it so elegantly before (about a different girl), “I would drag my balls over barb wire just to lick the feet of the binman who handled her used tampons while taking out her trash”
Ah no, not really but still the girl is walking sex
She has all the sex appeal of a 14 year old pizzaface’s wank sock! In fact she’s probably the subject of these young zitblasters’ fantasies i suppose. She just seems to fucking haughty, humourless and downright unlikeable, plus she let Harry Styles ride her and then moaned about it. Can she not write a song unless she’s been fucked by the subject? What happens if she has to ever come up with a song about a werewolf or something, will she have to fuck a lycanthrope to work the ideas out?
He’s a little shit (or “pop star” if you will) who specialises in nailing older women, who then go crying to the papers, they do or their husbands do. I don’t know who’s worse, her or him. My life would have been complete if he was in a car with her and it drove beneath the trailer of a truck, like in Smokey and the Bandit 2, tearing both their little heads off instantly. The One Direction’s tour bus pulls up at the scene of the accident, they all get out and vomit at the horrific sight, and form a suicide pact they’re so upset over Harry’s death. [:)]
I got no problem with her boobs. I just think they would be better if there were two giant meathooks pierced through them, suspending her from the rafters of an abandoned farmhouse. Honestly, boobs are great and all, but I find Taylor Swift to be one of the most obnoxious pieces of self-absorbed pop faggitry ever born. I wish her absolutely nothing but the worst evil. This is the only thing I can give Kanye props for. He made that bitch cry. Now, if he can only make her die, I’d probably even buy one of his stupid rap records.
A swift death,if you will…
I got no problem with her boobs. I just think they would be better if there were two giant meathooks pierced through them, suspending her from the rafters of an abandoned farmhouse. Honestly, boobs are great and all, but I find Taylor Swift to be one of the most obnoxious pieces of self-absorbed pop faggitry ever born. I wish her absolutely nothing but the worst evil. This is the only thing I can give Kanye props for. He made that bitch cry. Now, if he can only make her die, I’d probably even buy one of his stupid rap records.
Haha, supreme eeeeeevil, sir! I’m just picturing Kanye West interrupting her final phone call with a bit of pistol-whipping, as she’s tied to a chair. “I’ma let you finish…but you gonna have the best death this year”
A swift death,if you will…
And supreme quippery, if i may say so [:)]
I know, right? This board has been on top of its game lately. I keep reading everyone’s comments and then looking for the “like” button.
I know, right? This board has been on top of its game lately. I keep reading everyone’s comments and then looking for the “like” button.
It’s definitely been a great source of hate-filled amusement!
Damn, I’ve only seen swift on the ellen show. (my wife watches it after work) She’s cute and bubbly whenever she’s a guest. Granted that’s the only capacity I’ve seen her in but I’ve got no prob with her… I’d let her write a song about me… Hint hint hintity hint hint.
Late,
grmpysmrf
I hope she one day writes a song about me too.
It’ll be called, “Who Was That Man Who Drove Me Over With His Van, And then Got Out and Took a Diarrhea Dump On My Face?”
I expect it will sell a billion copies.
And you guys are forgetting the most important point:
Not only is Taylor Swift a vapid idiot, but she doesn’t put out. Which is why all these guys keep dumping her. She’s a frigid prude.
And you guys are forgetting the most important point:
Not only is Taylor Swift a vapid idiot, but she doesn’t put out. Which is why all these guys keep dumping her. She’s a frigid prude.
Hopefully she goes the opposite way and still gets dumped, because she’s giving too much action and these guys are disillusioned with it.
for you guys
She’s carrying an urn that contains the ashes of her sense of humour
She used to have this song that was always on the radio and she was singing to some boy-next-door about herself and why the guy is supposed to be with her. Then she starts chanting off the tale of the tape “She wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts, She’s Cheer Captain and I’m in the bleachers, she wears high heels and I wear sneakers . . .”
Whenever I hear that song I get so pissed. I mean, seriously? Bitch, you have the worst sales skills of all time. You make a very valid argument for why THE OTHER CHICK IS INFINITELY BETTER THAN YOU.
I guess it’s good that she is a teenybopper idol, because that dumb bimbo couldn’t sell bug spray in Borneo. Lame ass idiot.
Holy shit I’ve heard that song, That shit’s obnoxious.
ugh.
Late,
grmpysmrf
And then she goes on to say “Why can’t you see? You belong with me.” Her being a teen idol is a bad thing. I think her 15 minutes of fame are up though.
She teaches young girls to be doormats and lie about crying, that they ain’t shit and that they will never be happy, like her. I hate Pink, but at least that old trout has a bit of anger and dare i say “spunk” about her.
Pink has had her fair amount of spunk on her alright.
I didn’t realise prongs was such a bastion of integrity for little girls. But then again this place did reinvent INTEGRITY.
Hint hint, Void, we want more Integrity. (isn’t it ironic that we look to Void for Integrity - the man who stabs naked men in the arse and eats feces)