Jesus/God door to door sales people

I’m sure we’ve all had our share of knocks on the door from people soliciting their brand of jesus.

I’ve had 2 in the last 3 weeks. I’ve found that telling these people that I don’t believe in magic seems to get them to leave.

I had the Jehovah witness lady actually chuckle this morning while her daughter was dumbfounded…

well dressed witness girl:“what do you mean you don’t believe in magic? What does that have to do with us?..with Jehovah witnesses?”

Me, “you believe that some sky wizard picked up a bunch of dirt fashioned a person from it and brought it to life and then he took a rib from that dirt man and created a woman from it… that is magic. Have a good day.”

2nd time its worked.
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grmpysmrf

Very clever. Last time I dealt with a door to door I just acted gay.

I don’t believe in what i can not see.

One of the advantages of living in an apartment: no solicitors.

it really doesnt bother me when people come to my door to talk about their lord. in all reality, all the people i have ever had knock on any doors i have lived behind with that kinda message have been generally ok, and kind people.

people who go out like that and preach are just doing what they think is a good thing. they arent doing it to piss you off and they arent doing it to make your day harder. they are doing it because they think it will help you. i dont agree with them, but whatever, they dont hurt me when they come to the door, and a very kind response of something like ‘oh thank you so much, but i am a catholic’, or ‘thanks, really, but i am just in the middle of some work. good luck with the rest of your day’ always gets them to smile and leave. im not a catholic, im not a christian, but really, i dont mind that other people are, and i dont mind that people want me to be. they arent doing it to be cruel, they are doing it because they think that it is the kind thing to do.

whatever, its a two minute chunk out of my day, tops, i can be kind for the two minutes.

I remember 10-15 years ago I kept my Marilyn Manson ‘Beware of God’ t shirt in the closet near my front door. When one of them would come, I’d slip it on and then answer the door. Usually took about 10 seconds for them to say hello, notice the shirt, then say thanks for your time and walk away.

Good times.

@rusty
if you think religious people are harmless, think again. Aside from the son of sam crazy types, religious people assault the lives of people everywhere. My bosses father is part of these expeditions that go to foreign lands and offer aid to the natives ONLY after they convert to Christianity.
I find it fascinating that the religious people think that they’re helping. Do they really think a home owner/renter has never wondered about church and has never gone? jeese anyone who watches sports is well aware of the lord Jesus Christ and surely would’ve googled his name or gone to a service.

I wonder how many people they actually recruit and if they brainstorm after they run into statements like mine… “well this one guy said he doesn’t believe in magic and used the creation of Adam to support his claim What do we say to that?”

“okay well first we need to get the next person who says that to agree that…”

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grmpysmrf

@rusty
if you think religious people are harmless, think again. Aside from the son of sam crazy types, religious people assault the lives of people everywhere. My bosses father is part of these expeditions that go to foreign lands and offer aid to the natives ONLY after they convert to Christianity.
I find it fascinating that the religious people think that they’re helping. Do they really think a home owner/renter has never wondered about church and has never gone? jeese anyone who watches sports is well aware of the lord Jesus Christ and surely would’ve googled his name or gone to a service.

I wonder how many people they actually recruit and if they brainstorm after they run into statements like mine… “well this one guy said he doesn’t believe in magic and used the creation of Adam to support his claim What do we say to that?”

“okay well first we need to get the next person who says that to agree that…”

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grmpysmrf

there is a huge difference between someone knocking on your door, and exploration of needy people. dont try to feed me a line of bullshit that excuses being rude to someone at your front door because of the crusades, prop 8, or whatever other SUPER VALID problem you and i have with organized religions at large.

the guy coming to your front door to ask if you have ‘heard the good word’ is doing just that. being rude to him for that is the same as being rude to a neo-nazi because he doesnt hold a door open for you. now, if that man who comes to your door is asking to sign a petition to uphold prop 8, or to ask for a donation to a bigoted charity, THEN be as rude as you want. but if the guy is just trying to share what he beleives to be the greatest truth with you, what the fuck ever, sack up and deal with it for a minute or two.

i am aware of the dangers of religion as a weapon, i am aware of all the horrible things done in the names of varied gods. but that isnt what is in question here.

being rude, or hating people who have some sort of religious belief just because they do believe and want to share this thing that is so important to them is just the same being a pushy zealot who NEEDS you to believe what you believe.

like i said, im no christian, but im a human being, and when someone is trying to do something kind, even if i dont care/agree//have any interest in it, i will be polite.

Has anyone ever tried flipping the tables to attempt
to convert these folks over to atheism?

The advantages are amazing. First, there’s the
lack of guilt and the extra free time on weekends
is incredible!

the guy coming to your front door to ask if you have ‘heard the good word’ is doing just that. being rude to him for that is the same as being rude to a neo-nazi because he doesnt hold a door open for you.

Bad analogy. I’m sure if you were rude to a neo-nazi he’d shoot you in the face.

Me, “you believe that some sky wizard picked up a bunch of dirt fashioned a person from it and brought it to life and then he took a rib from that dirt man and created a woman from it… that is magic. Have a good day.”

My fiance believes in that shit.

I kid you not.

My “non beliefs” often result late at night with her crying into her pillow and me comforting her with the words “you have to understand, baby, that’s just how I feel on the subject”.

Made even worse by the fact that the pastor from her church refuses to marry us because I am a non believer and speak out against Christian “brainwashing” tactics.

The result - more tears!

Sounds like your relationship isn’t gonna work out in the end.

[reply]the guy coming to your front door to ask if you have ‘heard the good word’ is doing just that. being rude to him for that is the same as being rude to a neo-nazi because he doesnt hold a door open for you.

Bad analogy. I’m sure if you were rude to a neo-nazi he’d shoot you in the face.[/reply]

you clearly havent met many neo-nazis… you know, American History X isnt actually how the world works.

one of the HUGE downsides to being into hardcore/oi and the likes is running into AB guys and so on. also, with all the prison work i do, i run into a HUGE amount of AB guys. i detest what they believe, and it makes me sick to have to think about that element of their minds, BUT, whatever, they are still humans.

and yeah, you can be rude to a neo-nazi without them hurting you. they arent all the fat guy from my name is earl. haha.

you clearly havent met many neo-nazis… you know, American History X isnt actually how the world works.

I had it confused with old school nazis.

[reply]you clearly havent met many neo-nazis… you know, American History X isnt actually how the world works.

I had it confused with old school nazis.[/reply]
Yeah, clearly, neo nazis are a new breed of kindler gentler nazi. hence the “neo” part.
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grmpysmrf

@ rusty…
Gonna have a good reply for you but its too long to do on my phone so yer gonna have to wait. At a haunted house with my wife and kid right now. But yer gonna have to wait. Yer so toast!!!
Late,
grmpysmrf

I can’t wait for this.

I’m with Rusty on this one. If you tell them you’re busy or not interested or anything for that matter they’ll just smile and wish you a nice day and be on their way. The kids selling magazines to keep kids off the street and drug-free so they can win a trip to Disneyland are far more annoying.

And yeah, there are a good number of so-called Christian jerks and whackos that use or have used the name of God in weird twisted ways (Westboro Baptist, Crusades, whatever). There’s also a large number of Christians or other groups that are building orphanages, saving children from the sex trade, volunteering medical services for less fortunate, you name it.

When it comes to judging people I’ll take issue with their ACTIONS, not their beliefs.

I don’t think that ALL religious people are sexist, racist, ignorant schmucks anymore than I think all fans of or performers of blackmetal are church-burning, murdering brain eaters.

I don’t think that ALL religious people are sexist, racist, ignorant schmucks anymore than I think all fans of or performers of blackmetal are church-burning, murdering brain eaters.

Nice way to bring up a stereotype. Typical Black Metaler is just an elitist prick who only listens to Black Metal and nothing else. They also spell the word cult as kvlt and claim to be true.

there is a huge difference between someone knocking on your door, and exploration of needy people.

I’m assuming you meant “exploitation…” So the question is, what is the knock on my door s’posed/going to lead to?

dont try to feed me a line of bullshit that excuses being rude to someone at your front door because of the crusades, prop 8, or whatever other SUPER VALID problem you and i have with organized religions at large.

First off, who said I was rude? They came to the door. I answered and saw how well dressed they were and I said, “witnesses?” they said “yes.” I said, “We are not interested, thank you.” and started to shut the door, the girl persisted, “but wait, can I ask… Can I ask why you’re not interested?” I said, “because I don’t believe in magic.” She said “well, we don’t either… what does that have to do with us… with witnesses?” and I already wrote how the rest of this transpired. She came to my door and asked me to explain myself/challenged me. Talk about rude!!

the guy coming to your front door to ask if you have ‘heard the good word’ is doing just that.

Since when are strict gender roles, intolerance and willful ignorance “good” words?

being rude to him for that is the same as being rude to a neo-nazi because he doesn’t hold a door open for you.

^ ??? this does not flow at all.

A neo nazi holding the door open for me or not will have no bearing on me being rude to him or not. I would be disrespectful to a neo nazi because I think his brand of intolerance has no place in today’s world. and before you point out that my intolerance of neo nazi’s is still intolerance and makes me no better than them, I will point out that I said his “brand” of intolerance. intolerance of the intolerant is not the same thing. We need to make sure that we’re all aware of each other’s rights and any group or person that stands to try to limit the rights of others deservers no tolerance to their positions and actions. So, I say my intolerance =/= to theirs.

now, if that man who comes to your door is asking to sign a petition to uphold prop 8, or to ask for a donation to a bigoted charity, THEN be as rude as you want. but if the guy is just trying to share what he beleives to be the greatest truth with you, what the fuck ever, sack up and deal with it for a minute or two.

Are you kidding me? What’s the difference between him showing up at your house with said petition or him proselytizing at his church about it? which pretty much leads back to my first comment in your post.

you know, perhaps individual members may not agree with all of what their church stands for, but then it begs the question, why are they there? It’s not like it’s a political party where you take a little bad with the good ‘cause you hope to be able to change things. Churches don’t work like that. the best you could hope for is starting your own church and depopulating those other churches.

i am aware of the dangers of religion as a weapon, i am aware of all the horrible things done in the names of varied gods. but that isnt what is in question here.

It’s not!!!1!!!11?! even though in your next block of text you you say “they just want to share this thing that is so important to them.” This this thing that has been so destructive the world over? They’re selling you a lie to make you become part of their weapon. Whether it’s intentional or unintentional that doesn’t change the outcome of what they’re doing.

being rude, or hating people who have some sort of religious belief just because they do believe and want to share this thing that is so important to them is just the same being a pushy zealot who NEEDS you to believe what you believe.

They are completely different if for no other reason than I’m not out knocking on doors.

like i said, im no christian, but im a human being, and when someone is trying to do something kind, even if i dont care/agree//have any interest in it, i will be polite.

I believe that it’s up to the individual to dictate their own behavior. If they want to be rude to misguided overtly unjust organizations they are well within their rights, especially if that group knocks on your door.

Let me just recap… you are of the impression that unless said groups are bringing around a hateful petition for you to sign, that you have to be nice to them even though that same group, if they show up at your door without said petition, will have that same stance at the pretty clubhouse they are trying to get you to come to. What’s the difference? is it the ostrich syndrome? because you don’t see it on your doorstep it’s not there? You are wrong sir!
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grmpysmrf