Jesu headlining US in October?

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from the jesu myspace

Jesu news & upcoming Justin K Broadrick related live events

Justin K Broadrick as FINAL supporting Neurosis - 30th June 07 at Shepherds Bush Empire, London. Doors 7pm.
Broadrick related merch stall.

Broadrick once again joins SUNN 0))) for two festival appearances.

SUNN 0))) at Supersonic Festival, Birmingham, UK - 14th July 07
SUNN 0))) at Dour Festival, Dour, Belgium - 15th July 07

Works and tours on the horizon -

Justin K Broadrick remix of FOG on Lex Records - imminent.
Justin K Broadrick remix of MANINKARI on Conspiracy Records - soon.
FINAL remix/collab with Fear Falls Burning - approx 20 mins, 1 of 10 collabs in ltd box - imminent.
jesu / Eluvium split ltd ed. 12" vinyl & CD on Temporary Residence & Hydra Head - very soon.
jesu /Battle Of Mice split ltd ed. 12" vinyl & CD on Robotic Empire - soon.
Justin K Broadrick mix and production of ISIS ‘Oceanic : Live’ DVD & other formats - soon.
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jesu headline tour of U.S - Oct 07[/b]

jesu new EP on Hydra Head - 4 new songs, Jarboe guesting on 1 song - Oct/Nov 07.
jesu / Mono (Japan) co headline tour of U.K - mid Nov 07
jesu tour of Japan TO BE CONFIRMED - late Nov 07
jesu headline tour of mainland Europe with Fear Falls Burning - Dec 07
Avalanche Recordings relaunch & online shop - Aug 07
Grey Machine (Broadrick, Dave Cochrane, Aaron Turner, Diarmuid Dalton) debut album - soon.
jesu EP for Caldo Verde (label from Mark Kozelek (Red House Painters & Sun Kil Moon)) - in the works for 2008

More news and details very soon…

Interesting sidenote - jesu was asked to support TOOL in the U.S in April 07, but due to short notice jesu had to decline.

gasm

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I’m praying it happens. I was basically in tears when the houston show got cancelled.

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Since I’m in the UK now I will try and catch them on their mid November tour with Mono.

Peace!

Krowe

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Broadrick is the epitome when it comes to skilled artists. He radiates confidence in everything he does, whether it’s ordering a drink, buying a set of wheels, or dealing with women.

He is slow to anger, brutally efficient when fighting back.

Justin carves his own path. He wears, drives, watches + listens to what he chooses when he chooses where he chooses. His work partners are carefully chosen - ie. no Jourgensen - who he finds is terribly outdated. Don’t believe me? Dig out yer Terrorizer back issues for a quote or two. He is uninfluenced by fads or ad campaigns. Justin’s style is understated but instantly recognizable.

Like a Porsche or a good pair of sunglasses:

Simple, direct, functional.

Ultra cool muthafucka.

Bring on the new tour now.

I guess you’ve sucked this guy’s cock more than once! Too bad there isn’t a Jesu Board so you could post the Pictures!

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Actually there is… LOL… www.avalanchers.co.uk

Peace!

Krowe

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Heartache
Star
Friends Are Evil
Wolves
Transfigure
Ruined
Tired of Me
Stanlow

Encore:

We All Faulter
Dead Eyes

That would be a good setlist. If it was my setlist, I would just about go insane to hear :

Heartache
Tired Of Me
Sun Day
Silver
Dead Eyes
Wolves
Transfigure
Old Year
Weightless & Horizontal

Encore :

Stanlow
Ruined

Peace!

Krowe

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Actually there is… LOL… www.avalanchers.co.uk

Peace!

Krowe

Hmm Interesting… Guess It’s time to throw on the Old TROLL Suit and take a trip!!! I guess I’ll see ol’ Jizzy Boy/Peligro there! JESU SUX BALLS AND AND IN FACT RIPPED THEIR ENTIRE EXISTANCE FROM the UNIQUE and HARDWORKING MUSICIANS LIKE UNCLE AL! does that sound like in the Vein of JIZZYBOY/EX DEAD KENNEDY GUITARIST?
Late,
grmpysmrf

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I’d go gay for Justin.

Beats falling on a grenade for Missus Jay ( hello grumpysmurf ).

Anyhoo…

If there’s a second tour - a headlining tour - I’d die - no kill to hear the following set list:

Heartache
Star
Friends Are Evil
Wolves
Transfigure
Ruined
Tired of Me
Stanlow

Encore:

We All Faulter
Dead Eyes

Translated
OOOH OOH OOH I’ll Scream as Loud as I can for Justin!!! I’ll even make him a sign, that he can maybe read, that says “Justin Marry Me!” Maybe we can make EYE CONTACT?!! WOW, that would validate my existence! I hope he gets My tighty Whities that I sent him in the Mail! <BLUSH> Tee Hee

LOL FURTHERMROE!
Throwing myself on a grenade? Who the fuck said anything about that? I was talking about how you take lumps of cum in your throat and on your face you ARTARD! Leave it to the intellectually devoid Miscreant of board to CHANGE THE SUBJECT while still managing to keep the Focus on himself. BRILLIANT!!! GUFFAW JIZZY/PELIGRO GUFFAW!

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Grumpysmurf should have a Missus Jay hotline so he can call her in cases like this + be told the appropriate course of action…

BTW - Nice setlist there, Krowe.

Damn that was weakest post you have ever written. So are you tongue tied or is just hard to type while Justin’s cock is in your mouth? IS the real name of the Band “JESUS”? and the last “S” get’s cut off cause you are busy taking it??

You are the Best JESU HGHHgh <Choke>

hey rally the girls scouts you got a non beleiver in your midst. Tell us again ABout how cool Justin is… I like that story!!

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heartache live would own.

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I know everyone here has a massive Jesu hard-on, but I honestly don’t see it. They’re fine, but it seems like half the damn threads on here are about them.

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!?!

You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Are you lost little boy? Do you need Directions to the JESU Board? I Can’t imagine that, being the SUPERFAN that you are. Are you here adverstising for them? I hope you are getting paid for it, you tool. Hell, JESU is probably Jelous that you spend so much time over here at a better artist’s board!! You should consider that. You don’t want just to turn on you…Of course you could always just put your jaws together and get your revenge that way, I guess

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[reply]!?!

You say that like it’s a bad thing.
you spend so much time over here at a better artist’s board!![/reply]

hey now, i usually don’t get in on the flame wars here, but let’s leave who’s a better band out of this, eh?

mebbe if al was doing something cooler than remix albums and slayer-esque high frequency thrash fests, there’d be more talk of ministry.

i do like RGB and houses, but still, it’s not nearly as interesting as older ministry, or anything that jesu is doing at this moment.

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and of note, justin is planning on doing a thrash metal album (along with aaron of isis and others) …

…maybe al can guest on a few tracks [:P]

final is my favorite justin project, but I love jesu too.

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…is probably Jelous that you spend so much time over here at a better artist’s board!!

early Napalm Death, Head of David, GOD, Godflesh, Jesu… I think he stands his ground side by side with Ministry, Lard, RevCo no problem. back catalog alone… don’t get me started on releases since the millennium.

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Well said. JKB’s side projects are fucken pimp. Can’t wait for the Jarboe exp. death metal opus.[/quote]

That really goes without saying for you, right? Man that was a worthless comment and Boring Post.

Honestly, why can’t grumpysmurf use his inside voice?

that wasn’t funny either. Your losing it buddy! We all get the Idea though! See how I type in caps sometimes… and then You wrote I should use my inside voice! HA HA HA LOL IT’s funny cause it’s true! HA HA HA. You Dumb CHILD

Yer waaay too loud, Sarah Jessica.

write her a fan Letter, True Believer

Besides, yr posts/threads STINK. Don’t believe me? Ask around, skeet-skeet.

Use your inside voice jizzyboy----HA HA LOL I TAKE IT BACK, IT REALLY IS FUNNY WHEN YOU WRITE THAT AFTER CAPS!!! HA HA HA SEE??? COMEDY GENIUS!! Yeah, I can see how posting Torrent Info sucks… Yeah, ask around yourself. OFFER something to this board besides your same trite, witless charm. …ARE you the guy that insists on ordering a Big Mac at Burger King? Do you talk shit about how far superior the Big Mac is to the Whopper to the poor bastard at the reigister? I know you’re fat so I know the food analogy would work. You get it now?

Yer wife and kid must go thru a bushel of clothespins a year just proofreading them for you.

Hire a different detective and get your money back, Dumb shit. Just because I have first hand knowledge of a few females doesn’t make me married. Because I’ve actually had sex with a few females Doesn’t mean I have a kid.
HEY goals #1 and #2 for you!!! Try to actually talk to a woman and #2 maybe YOU can trick her into putting you poor little peeter into her vag! Sux, it would have to be with a whore for you though.
Funny, you, the guy who writes Maximum 9 sentences (OR fragaments) at a post, MASTER OF THE WORD BITE, wants to critique Grammar especially when you’re punctuation sux just as much as anyone else’s for 50 words max. actually worse than everyone else’s considering how very little you actually type. Until anybody is turning their Posts in for credit or writing a thesis, expect editing to stay lazy, fuck stick!

Especially in the winter when it’s too cold to open the windows in yr apartment!

How is they guy who still lives at home trying to talk shit??? Even if I lived in an Apartment, You Don’t have to worry because an apartment is better than your MOMMY’S BASEMENT. SO cheer up ass face you have something to look forward to!!! OOOOOH OOOH Goal #3 for you, besides trying to see if if justin really is looking at you in his video…

[quote]This forum needs an air freshner…

You’re right, get the fuck out!

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Translated
OOOH OOH OOH I’ll Scream as Loud as I can for Justin!!! I’ll even make him a sign, that he can maybe read, that says “Justin Marry Me!” Maybe we can make EYE CONTACT?!! WOW, that would validate my existence! I hope he gets My tighty Whities that I sent him in the Mail! <BLUSH> Tee Hee

What the fuck is wrong with you. Your just trolling people for liking jesu. Even if almost everyone on here didn’t already agree the Nu-Ministy is plain terrible, there hasn’t been anything to talk about concerning ministry at the moment anyways. Jesu is a just great band and alot of people here like them.

Why don’t you just start posting on Pissarmy? I’m not trying to insult you, but you seem pretty out of line with what everyone else agrees with on here. This really isn’t a good board to be on if you love ministry but can’t stand everything since HOTM.

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Is grumpysmurf full of sh*t?

Or is he really the hardbodied embodiment of Apollo ( he dates girls dontcha know ) …or perhaps a self conscious work-a-day feeb with a gut + a dream?

I only ask because he seems dynamic yet obviously has some underlying pain. I wouldn’t be surprised if Grumpy was harmed as a small boy or has a disabled sibling.

Whatever the case - I suggest a strong look at holistic medicine, my troubled friend…

hmmmmmmm Dr Jizzwad thinks I have a disabled Sibling… Very interesting…Strange he has brought empathy into this formula. why would you stumble to that conclusion… OOhh Wait, I get it, I get it now. You are subtly trying to call me a Pussy!! How cute, sorry Dr. Wad No disabled relatives, no disabled friends. Better start the theory all over again. Pussy… Hmmm Very interesting, A Plead for some poor female somewhere to take pity on you, Perhaps? maybe you can have some one day…or because you are one, you think that counts everytime you jerk off? Paint your nails for the effect of it being someone else’s hand or is that for special nights?

Roman god?? if that’s the image you get I fully understand. I’m certain it would seem that I am a Roman God given your own station in life. Hey, keep playing me up in your head that’s great, But don’t hate me for it! As far as My “Pain” issues and “your troubled friend” and what Not, I believe Psychologists call that “Projecting”. How do you not know about that Dr. Wad… Internet degree?? or just print it up on the ol’ Comp?
Be More smarter and more less Obvious!! wrote it that way for you! when you get stuck and you need to lash out Just keep telling yourself, This is NOT McDonalds, they don’t want to hear about the Big Mac…sorry, didn’t mean to make you drool on your Keyboard there, you Asshead

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[hmmmmmmm Dr Jizzwad thinks I have a disabled Sibling… Very interesting…Strange he has brought empathy into this formula. why would you stumble to that conclusion… OOhh Wait, I get it, I get it now. You are subtly trying to call me a Pussy!! How cute, sorry Dr. Wad No disabled relatives, no disabled friends. Better start the theory all over again. Pussy… Hmmm Very interesting, A Plead for some poor female somewhere to take pity on you, Perhaps? maybe you can have some one day…or because you are one, you think that counts everytime you jerk off? Paint your nails for the effect of it being someone else’s hand or is that for special nights?

What a power trip!! You seem to have taken on board the role of forum police chief in the last couple of months. You spend half of your time here flaming members who have annoyed you in the past - get over it. Everyone gets flamed now and again and every forum has trolls. What’s the big deal? I don’t see wh yyou have to rant and rave whilst everyone else just ignores the sarcasm.

Perhaps as someone else suggested, you’d be better off over at Piss Army as you seem to somewhat of a fanboy (judging from your collection and your passion for everything Ministry).

As much as I’m tired of the whole jizzwad/nukefrance persona, I’d have to side with him on this - as remarkable as that may sound. But you Grmpy, you just come across as an all knowing control freak and a bully. I’m sure I’m not the only one here who is tiring of you and your megalomaniacal stance on this board.

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funny how in the past jizzwad was considered “a troll”. and now grmpy suddenly gets that “honor”. amusing! i just wonder why bisquitodoom doesn’t interfere.