Japanese Whopper

For your enjoyment:

http://en.rocketnews24.com/2012/04/19/we-order-whopper-with-1050-bacon-strips-struggle-to-level-comically-huge-burger/

That’s pretty grotesque…everytime I see one of these over the top food concoctions,I always wonder what the fucking point it…how the hell are you supposed to eat that mountain of shit…I love bacon as much as the next guy but that shit is absurd…

I often wonder what the point is too.

So, you put a shitload of bacon on a burger? Okay.

I’m a vegetarian and yet even I can see the point. It’s Mr. Sato trying to eat a whopper with 1050 pieces of bacon on it! He did the same with 1000 slices of cheese and a bunch of onions too. He also put panties on his head and wore a mankini in an attempt to become a superhero. This is exactly the sort of news I expect from world class reporters!

I don’t know but that Kuro Burger off to the side looks pretty interesting…

I’m a vegetarian and yet even I can see the point. It’s Mr. Sato trying to eat a whopper with 1050 pieces of bacon on it! He did the same with 1000 slices of cheese and a bunch of onions too. He also put panties on his head and wore a mankini in an attempt to become a superhero. This is exactly the sort of news I expect from world class reporters!

Well, shit. I’m sold then. I didn’t even read the article. I’m vegetarian as well but I imagine that even if I was eating meat I’d find that mountain of bacon repulsive.

Well, shit. I’m sold then. I didn’t even read the article. I’m vegetarian as well but I imagine that even if I was eating meat I’d find that mountain of bacon repulsive.

It’s sort of a mix between a Cthulu monster on a bun and a pile of intestines, I can’t imagine what you’d find repulsive about that!

That thing is instant death…I’ve always wondered how those competitive eaters manage to do it…especially the hot dog eater(nyuck nyuck)…it’s so gross when they dip the buns in water…blech…

The POINT is that Burger King was selling 15 bacon strips for $1.20 so he was able to make those disgusting mutant burgers for about $15 and $100 respectively. And since it’s Japan the workers made it proudly and dilligently and took pride in their jobs despite the jackass request.

The other point is SATO RULES!!! I haven’t watched the video yet, but it sounds like it will be quite glorious.

I asked Mimi Star of TKK if she’s related to this guy since her real last name is Sato.

I asked Mimi Star of TKK if she’s related to this guy since her real last name is Sato.

There are millions of Sato’s in Japan. It’s like being a Garcia in Mexico.

[reply]I asked Mimi Star of TKK if she’s related to this guy since her real last name is Sato.

There are millions of Sato’s in Japan. It’s like being a Garcia in Mexico.[/reply]

You’re right. I feel kinda dumb. But it would still be funny if she really was related to him.

[reply][reply]I asked Mimi Star of TKK if she’s related to this guy since her real last name is Sato.

There are millions of Sato’s in Japan. It’s like being a Garcia in Mexico.[/reply]

You’re right. I feel kinda dumb. But it would still be funny if she really was related to him.[/reply]

Ain’t no big thing, Brother. She should think it’s funny anyway. And it’s not just Americans that are a bit clueless. When I was in college I told some Japanese exchange students I was from Los Angeles and one of them said, “Oh, do you know our friend Maria?”. I was like, “Uhh, yeah, LA’s kind of a big place. So, I don’t know. Maybe.”

[reply]I asked Mimi Star of TKK if she’s related to this guy since her real last name is Sato.

There are millions of Sato’s in Japan. It’s like being a Garcia in Mexico.[/reply]

Or California.

[reply][reply]I asked Mimi Star of TKK if she’s related to this guy since her real last name is Sato.

There are millions of Sato’s in Japan. It’s like being a Garcia in Mexico.[/reply]

Or California.[/reply]

Or Miami…

Mimi’s response

That is GROSS!! I didn’t know burger king exist in Japan. btw I found BACON wrapped sushi here in FRANCE. it is soooooo wrong.

Bacon-wrapped sushi?
Yes, please.

I’ve had sushi with bacon pieces on it…twas good…

Bacon-wrapped sushi?
Yes, please.

Seriously. I would die a happy man.

I told Mimi to try bacon and vanilla ice cream. Denny’s had a bacon menu for awhile, and lemme tell you bacon and vanilla ice cream is the shit!