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Was the chocolate just “flavored” or did it have actual bacon pieces in it? I’ve had chocolate with bacon in it, and I’ve also had just straight chocolate-covered bacon. My favorite, though, is when I’m in Vegas . . . I go to Max Brenner’s (a café known for it’s artisan chocolate creations) and order the chocolate fondue and . . . . a side of bacon. Then I just sit there and dip my bacon in the delicious chocolate sauce and realize that happiness really is attainable in this world.
Yeah, screw that! It’s just some artificial crap or a mixture of various smoky vegetable compounds. A bunch of this stupid hipster baconlove crap that they roll out nowadays is just gimmicky junk. Baconnaise? Not bacon. Bacon soda (yeah, I know, a bad idea anyway)? Also not bacon. Bacon mints. Bacon whatever . . . Most of it is an insult and a travesty and it’s no surprise that it all tastes like a chemical dump.