or just messed the fucked up…
watched Fix again and it seems he kisses all dudes
likes chicken fucking.and slapping other guys cocks.what the fuck…
done my share of heavy drugs in my days but never touched nor kiss a dude
oops should of said you suck dick you lose the kingdom
Listen closer to the lyrics of With Sympathy, he’s “not an eff-ay-gee…”
well if i listen to the earlier stuff than yes
early Ministry blows…
Al became a man from 89 " an up
I think you’re a fag…
damnit, and here I thought Al became a man by growing a penis in 1988. looks like I was off by a year!
Another brilliant thread by yearsofdecay. . .
You just now noticed? Al’s gay? With Sympathy (as a whole) didn’t give that away?
Genius.
ep/ac are both fags
He used to be gay when he and Paul were in love but now he isn’t. He is straight up all straight and has the jokes to prove it.
There was that supposed Special Affect audition…
Al Jourgensen would fuck you in the ass and then take your mom to pound town for seconds.
Doi! Didn’t you know coofin guitars are a fag symbol?
And his new one has a dong:
http://www.seymourduncan.com/forum/showthread.php?240095-New-Schecter-Al-Jourgensen-Signature-Guitar
Doi! Didn’t you know coofin guitars are a fag symbol?
And his new one has a dong:
http://www.seymourduncan.com/forum/showthread.php?240095-New-Schecter-Al-Jourgensen-Signature-Guitar
Jeez, add an extra triangle to a flying v and the guitar nerds get all pissy.
He did put out “The Dick Song” a few years back.
[reply]Doi! Didn’t you know coofin guitars are a fag symbol?
And his new one has a dong:
http://www.seymourduncan.com/forum/showthread.php?240095-New-Schecter-Al-Jourgensen-Signature-Guitar
Jeez, add an extra triangle to a flying v and the guitar nerds get all pissy.[/reply]
Hahaha!!! Damn! They really are an anal retentive bunch, ain’t they? I picture them all about 60 years old with those sport coats with the elbow patches, drinking wine and speaking of how uncivilized it was when that guy in Van Halen started playing a Jack Daniels guitar.
Rick Nielsen must be the anti-Christ to these stuffed-shirt bores.
-Al wanted me to suck his cock but all the fucking piercings down there got in the way.
-Al REALLY liked the name the Revolting Cocks and, in spite of the legend the band got it’s name being kicked out of a bar, it was actually the knickname Al gave to all the guys he blew in that bar.
-The original title for the 1988 album was “The land of rape” until Paul, his gay partner at the time, said “oh honey, what a silly name” …and then the lightbulb went off in Al’s head.
-In a drunken night while meeting the band Skinny Puppy, Al actually got Ogre’s first name wrong and overheard it being “Suck-Dick Ogre” . Well, that’s what he told everyone anyway.
Al has gone on record saying he’s not a fag, and he’s never lied about anything ever. Fact.
Al liked putting fags in his mouth. Of course, that’s when he thought he was British and he was talking about cigarettes, but still, one can say Al loved the fags.
Faggiest thread ever…well aside from the Justin Symbol thread that is…