Maybe all of Ministry’s music is gay?
Think about it-the early stuff is for twink bottoms and the later stuff is meant for aggressive tops.
Just kidding, of course.
As a gay guy, I take more offense to the “early Ministry blows” comment than anything else posted here.
“Dead Gay”
[reply][reply]Doi! Didn’t you know coofin guitars are a fag symbol?
And his new one has a dong:
http://www.seymourduncan.com/forum/showthread.php?240095-New-Schecter-Al-Jourgensen-Signature-Guitar
Jeez, add an extra triangle to a flying v and the guitar nerds get all pissy.[/reply]
Hahaha!!! Damn! They really are an anal retentive bunch, ain’t they? I picture them all about 60 years old with those sport coats with the elbow patches, drinking wine and speaking of how uncivilized it was when that guy in Van Halen started playing a Jack Daniels guitar.
Rick Nielsen must be the anti-Christ to these stuffed-shirt bores.[/reply]They also probably have grey pony tails and enjoy eating soft carrots.
I’m all for when Al was gay with Burton.
And Paul.
People were so confused from the comments on facebook. I think Al handled it well.
i kissed him.
does that make me a homogay too?
Probably no more gay than Groovie Mann grabbing my right boob last year…
Best. Thread. Never.
Best. Thread. Never.
Fag.
Al’s not gay gay…
He’s like those european dudes who like to experiment.
What, so every guy who deep throat’s other dudes’ Johnsons is assumed to be a fag?
Seems rather judgmental.
He had gay relations with some dudes back in his synth pop heyday but it was just excursions while he definitely favored the intimacy of women and still does. He was also a “John” at a truck stop with Gibby Haynes & David Yow (yes the story from FIX is true) so his braggart statement in his autobiography book is not far fetched…Al performed fillatio over 1000Xs. He was very pretty back in his Goth Kid days and always got more customers than Gibby & David.
He was also a “John” at a truck stop with Gibby Haynes & David Yow (yes the story from FIX is true) so his braggart statement in his autobiography book is not far fetched…Al performed fillatio over 1000Xs. He was very pretty back in his Goth Kid days and always got more customers than Gibby & David.
I’m calling shenanigans on that. It seemed blatantly obvious to most of us that David Yow’s testimony of Al hustling selling blowjobs at the bus station was just DY having a laugh and busting Al’s balls.
I don’t doubt he’s polished a few canes in his life (and he admits to at least one such incident in the book) but unless you have any additional CREDIBLE reports of him working the depots, this makes as much sense in saying The Great Pumpkin is real because you saw a video where Linus said so.
Al “John” Jourgensen has a nice ring to it.