Gunnar Is The Smartest Ask Him Anything Thread

Hey Eureka/Bleed Dry,what’s up pal?I agree that jkb doesn’t get even close the vitriolic bashing Al gets here…(with good reason)…but there have been some pretty good threads giving the jesu stuff a wallop from a faction of us that can’t stand that output anymore…alot of us were relieved he got back to Godflesh so we didn’t have to hear anymore whiny emo,Cure wanna be sameness…

you don’t post there that often Eureka ,so you might have missed them…wish you would post more over there,cuz you always have good input…

Oh and Davelybob,I definitely felt your pain when I read in a recent thread that you had been a victim of burglary…sorry to hear about that…that is a violation that only those who have been through it can understand…I spent 25 fucking years collecting music from all over the world,just to see it all vanish in one night…you aren’t alone,dude…

Thanx again qb. Most topics on there don’t interest me as much so that’s why I don’t post on there as much. Though I did post a funny yet sad video of a bunch of North Koreans crying over the death of Kim Jong Il. You can find it on here as well.

And I’m also a victim of burglery. Not to the degree that you and db are but I’ve had money stolen from me as well as a PA. My dad’s been on the worser end of it getting a tv and various other things stolen. His gf at the time had a bunch of clothes stolen as well. That’s a long story as to how that all went down.

Thanks for the empathy. Can’t imagine how hellish it would have been if they got my hard drive with all my music on it. Another 10 minutes and I’m sure my computer would have been gone as well and it would have been back to square one. How long ago did you say you got burglarized? It’s still scary to me.

Yeah,having all my music stolen crushed me to the core…I checked local stores and ebay and all that shit and none of it ever showed up…very odd considering cd’s are hardly a money-making commidity these days…it happened in late June of this year…they also got my flat screen my blu-ray and some other odds and ends…but worst of all they got my dead fathers Vietnam metal’s and his purple heart…irreplaceable shit…I’ll never recover from that…I just hope the fuckers who did it get the plaugue of leprosy…

And just in case any of you kids have been fiending for some Gunnar shenanigans, you may enjoy these philosophical music debates . . . .

EVERY TIME I DIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WfAMrnE87A

DEATH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbp60IX_jFQ&feature=email&email=comment_reply_received

I have no idea what the hell you people are talking about.

I have no idea what the hell you people are talking about.

Don’t you see?

Prongs has FANS~

Welcome, queer bait! That statement sounds extremely derogatory, but is still valid!

I have no idea what the hell you people are talking about.

Burglaries and welcomes and shit…

Thnx Icepick…btw,that pic of you and your dad was totally bad ass…

and ron paul and fucking older women.

anything to keep our minds off of Ministry, basically.

Dear Gunner:

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets??

Bonus question-

Fuck,Marry,Kill:
Grace Jones,Rosie O’Donnell,Liza Minelli

Dear Gunner:

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets??

Military men lead by example and are roll models for children. We certainly can’t have a bunch of tykes running around on their bicycles without any helmets now, can we? If the Kamikaze pilots weren’t wearing helmets than these kids will be all, “Pffft! Helmets are gay! I ain’t wearing that crap!” But now they’re like, “Damn, Mom! That Kamikaze pilot looks friggin’ badass! Get me a helmet, Bitch!” (Yes, that’s how kids talk these days.)

Bonus question-

Fuck,Marry,Kill:
Grace Jones,Rosie O’Donnell,Liza Minelli

F Grace, Marry Liza, Kill Rosie.

Like I said I’m just speaking up for some friends…

even though you don’t care

it’s like a defense mechanism kicking in

cause defense mechanisms always kick in during times of great apathy

not sure what part of that you don’t understand…

I guess it would be the “I don’t care but let me defend and explain anyway and then defend and explain again” part.

2 actions that are in direct competition with each other.

For instance,I could say that you have an anal retentive need to break down the minutia of every thread ad naseum

not every thread.

and that you have a burning and overriding need to always have the last word on any given subject…

wrong again it’s just cause others pussy out and give up.

(I guess one must fill their time in between douchey Slash albums)…

oh no, that was so mean and punishing how will I ever recover?

and i could say that you are relentless in your persistance even after Olsen,Voidhead and Peligro own you ass…

now you’re just pretending like a child. I’ve demolished Void so hard he refuses to respond to me on the board, Olsen just resorts to flat out caveman profanity and name calling and Peligro pretty much does the same as olsen but he’s certainly more high brow and sophisticated about it (1up for peligro)

and I could point out the great satisfaction you get from being a grammar Nazi(any self respecting school teacher would do the same,so bravo)…

not me, I get paid for that shit. the rest of the time I’m lazy about it… does make me sad because my posts are constantly riddled with grammar errors and you think I’m a grammar Nazi? sad sad sad.

…none of it would stop me from having a beer or 6 with you…

Yeah, probably.

So thanks for the welcome,Grmpy

I’m sure you’ll fit in nicely here.
Late,
grmpysmrf

For instance,I could say that you have an anal retentive need to break down the minutia of every thread ad naseum and that you have a burning and overriding need to always have the last word on any given subject.

Oh he does alright. There was this time when I was replying to a thread about anal retentivness in modern alternative music and I…oh just listen to me go on!

…(I guess one must fill their time in between douchey Slash albums)…

Slash is douchey. Without a doubt. He was the only member of Guns’n’Roses I never liked. Except for that skinny blonde guy with the needle marks up his arms and the bad acne…that guy was creepy. Is he still alive?

.and i could say that you are relentless in your persistance even after Olsen,Voidhead and Peligro own you ass…

Yes I do own Grmpy. That’s very astute of you, sir. Have you been spying on my posts?! If so, for how long? Can I test you on it? What’s my favourite after dinner drink?! Who’s my favourite of the Three Tenors? I’ll give you a hint: he’s fat!

and I could point out the great satisfaction you get from being a grammar Nazi(any self respecting school teacher would do the same,so bravo).

I see Grmpy as being more of a Grammar Socialist. He’ll do his bit for the workers - as long as they can spell words like “ambidextrous” and “didacticism”.

^ see? how can you hate on that? I mean every bit of it was wrong, but it was so elegant. Anybody who has ever said you can’t shine a turd obviously hasn’t read a Peligro post in a Peligro VS grmpysmrf thread. 1up Peligro
Late,
grmpysmrf

“Pussy out and give up”…“mean and punishing”…“pretending like a child”?..oh grmpy,Merry Christmas,ya old drama queen…

@peligro-that pimply guy with the track marks is still alive…I think he lifts weights and writes business columns now…rocknroll,eh?

“Pussy out and give up”…“mean and punishing”…“pretending like a child”?..oh grmpy,Merry Christmas,ya old drama queen…

Yeah you’ll do nicely here! :slight_smile:

@peligro-that pimply guy with the track marks is still alive…I think he lifts weights and writes business columns now…rocknroll,eh?

Yeah duff mckagen he’s a health nut and has his own column up in washington- never cared for him either has the worlds worst singing voice.
Late,
grmpysmrf

has the worlds worst singing voice.

THIS. My parents always skipped So Fine on Use Your Illusion 2.

[reply]has the worlds worst singing voice.

THIS. My parents always skipped So Fine on Use Your Illusion 2.[/reply]
Slash’s Slide solo can’t even save that crappy song!!
Your parents have great taste. I skip that shitty ass song too!
Late,
grmpysmrf

It’s got nothin on Double Talkin Jive,that’s for sure…