Godzilla 2014

[reply]King Kong, being a primate, had some intelligence. Godzilla is pretty stupid. So, there is that to consider.

BUT WHAT IS GODZILLA!?!?!? He’s unknown. He could be as intelligent, if not more intelligent than a primate.

Godzilla is king and he’s made all hail before him. I just hope he does it in a bleak and terrifying style in this new film and brings humanity to its knees.

Trailers are so well done.[/reply]

Exactly. It’s silly to say that Godzilla is less intelligent because he’s a lizard. Uhhhhhh, no. Actually he’s a humongous radioactively-empowered, towering humongous monster that can live underwater, shoot nuclear breath rays, has impenetrably armoured skin, and just pretty much kicks more ass than any other giant beast conceived.

He’s obviously intelligent and you can often see him having deep thoughts too (they’ll zoom in on his face/ eyes to show that he is thinking deeply).

Anyway, he’s definitely not stupid. No sir. And if someone brings up the reference from King Kong Vs. Godzilla as “proof” of his lower intelligence I’ll just remind everyone that that movie was 100% propaganda bullshit and lies as evidenced by the ending.

So, yeah . . . there’s that.

Godzilla is a moron.

I hear he’s a turd burglar as well.

Just heard that they’re talking to Puff Daddy to license a song for this movie as well. Some new song called “Pimp Spirit” where he samples Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”.

Yeesh.

Just heard that they’re talking to Puff Daddy to license a song for this movie as well. Some new song called “Pimp Spirit” where he samples Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit”.

Yeesh.

I wonder if it’s Puff Daddy lazily going “Uh! Yeah!” over someone else’s song as usual, in this case Nirvana’s? That guy is one no-chinned dick, there are so many people who are much more talented than he is. The whole “look how much money i have” style of rap is such a load of shite. It’s just some vulgar rich man with no taste whatsoever talking over a backing track about how he drinks only the finest champagne and throws money at his “bitches”.

If I could get paid a lot of money for going “yeah, uh uh” over some old music I would be right up there with him doing it on movies, tampon commercials, whatever. I agree his music is crap but morons buy it.

Haha, that is true enough, yeah. I don’t know what would possess anyone to torment their ears with his bland crap.

The whole “look how much money i have” style of rap is such a load of shite. It’s just some vulgar rich man with no taste whatsoever talking over a backing track about how he drinks only the finest champagne and throws money at his “bitches”.

I like it because it’s something I can relate to. It’s almost like he’s writing my autobiography. I don’t like country music or emo music or rock and roll. Songs about working hard and getting frustrated, having your heart broken, emotions like fear and love, and so forth just don’t do it for me. Who the heck can relate to that? My life is all ‘bout drinkin’ Cristal in hot tubs and fkin’ ho’s ‘til ‘til the break of dawn and makin’ fat stacks and ridin’ my Bentley to da club and shit . . . 'Cause I just don’t give a fk! That, to me, is real life, Dawg!

Hahaha, class, do you have a hot tub in your Maybach as well?

Uh huh
Yeah
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Come wit me
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Come wit me
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I wish Puff Daddy and Jay Z would have a rap mogul fight to the death, with hatchets. It could be like Double Dragon, Beyoncé is kidnapped, they have to fight their way through a load of villains to get to her, then fight each other. Also, she would be violently murdered at the end, as would the winner of the fight.

Can we get Kanye involved too?

By the way, I was joking about the Puff Daddy song. Says something about Hollywood though that an idea as awful as that seems plausible.

Can we get Kanye involved too?

By the way, I was joking about the Puff Daddy song. Says something about Hollywood though that an idea as awful as that seems plausible.

Ha, it was a convincing idea! Maybe we could get Kanye and Kim Kardashian vs Jay Z and Beyoncé, with Puff Daddy refereeing, same rules apply, winner to be killed after defeating the loser.

If I could get paid a lot of money for going “yeah, uh uh” over some old music I would be right up there with him doing it on movies, tampon commercials, whatever. I agree his music is crap but morons buy it.

Puff Daddy is the Michael Bay of hip-hop.

<sits back>

<cracks knuckles>

<pats self on back for witty and insightful remark>

Seriously though, I hate people like that. Like people who buy Picasso’s or Klandinsky’s just to show off when like minded dickheads come over for a party in the hot tub. Like they couldn’t give a fuck about the art itself or it’s meaning or relevance to culture.

""Look, I gots me a motherfuckin’ Picasso! A motherfuckin’ Picasso, niggah!! S’up to y’all ".

A new trailer for Godzilla, i think it shows more of what he looks like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1P-oy6AFR6U

Oh man, this looks like the Godzilla movie I’ve been waiting for (and unknowingly searching through movie rental stores for) since I was like 8 years old. I’m stoked.

Godzilla looks massive and terrifying and everybody looks fucked and has the realization of their imminent death and destruction on their face. I can’t wait! The first few trailers with “Requiem” playing in them… damn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1lcZM0MNek

That song turns everything into a nightmare. I’ve tried it in the past and it honestly does make every situation that should be joyful intense and scary. It just turns happy moments into some weird irony with an evil undertone.

To me this one looks like the 98 film. Only without the bad casting and cheesiness. Heck, even Godzilla himself looks and sounds like his 98 counterpart.

To me this one looks like the 98 film. Only without the bad casting and cheesiness. Heck, even Godzilla himself looks and sounds like his 98 counterpart.

This. Where’s the Puff Daddy song?

A new trailer for Godzilla, i think it shows more of what he looks like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1P-oy6AFR6U

Pfffft. talk about getting AiDS in the butt.

Looks worse than that Deep Impact monstrosity.

LOL.

That looked shit. Like most CGI blockbuster suckfests that is…

I mean, yeah, you’re all morons. So, it’s not surprising that you’d think those amazing trailers are shitty.

I mean, yeah, you’re all morons. So, it’s not surprising that you’d think those amazing trailers are shitty.

It’s a Hollywood big budget movie, yes. But they put that giant pile of money to good use, I think, and made a movie that looks proper.

I don’t get the hate for these promos. I really don’t. I guess it’s the whole, “Well, it’s a Hollywood big budget movie, therefore it’s crap!” mentality. They’d prefer that the movie was made by some smelly Frenchman with a Super 8 and $28 in his pocket and released with subtitles to an audience of 12 Godflesh fans.

Give me a break.