Godflesh Fans Are Bigger Crybabies Than A Teething Baby!!!

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Thought it was about time you guys had some entertaining drama here…also I know this will make it over to the Avalanchers so Melvins Fiend can strike back from the forum grave if you will…

Enjoy my friends…

I have just discovered I have been banned from the Godflesh forum for causing 90% of them to cry harder than a teething baby due to a saying a few bands were crappy and making a few of my awesome films!!! I’m outraged that some newly crowned mod (major douchebag) called Deadcase took it upon himself to ban me for making his sissy pals cry over my amazing films and posts???

Are Godflesh fans really massive crybabies with no sense of humor??? According to 90% of the Avalanchers board the answer is yes?HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I must admit the last few days have been the best forum drama I’ve had for a while…but to get banned for making these idiots cry rather then posting something hateful or obscene is an outrage!!!

golem = avalancher crybaby No1. She was my little Turkish delight and a great actor in my film…I could have made her a star!

Deadcase…you my friend are a wanker…pure and simple. A self righteous wanker. I will have to make a movie about you and post it here…I’m sure it’ll magically make it to Avalanchers…

saxenhammer…my music is the coolest known to mankind and will always will kick your music’s ass (even if it is the same music!). Also my fav colour kicks your fav colours ass!!!

doomride…I’ll miss you. I actually liked you (and saxenhammer and the whole board to tell the truth…except that douchebag Deadcase). By the way…have you watched your film yet doomride??? It’s pretty awesome.

desu evol yaw…thanks for your post pointing out a few things which will be overlooked of course. Kind of like Alf’s swansong post. That swansong post of his friggin nailed Avalanchers on the head by the way…the emperor didn’t like being told he was wearing no clothes.

nhtp…Amon Tobin is your God.

Ok…now back to the drama for the Prongs who’ve been a little bored as of late…here are the threads/films etc to discover just how badly Godflesh fans need their nappy’s changed…

“The I’m Banning Folk Thread By Deadcase”

http://www.avalanchers.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=6619

“The Alf Swansong Thread” (This guy nails it perfectly)

http://www.avalanchers.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=6610

“The Melvins Fiend Vs Avalanchers Video Thread”

http://www.avalanchers.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=6603

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don’t think I can ever look another Godflesh fan in the eye without thinking they’ve pooped their pants and need changing.

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Can’t you just register with another email address?

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Can’t you just register with another email address?

I guess I could, but I imagaine as soon as I made someone cry and poop their pants golem style I’d get the boot.

And anyway as you may’ve noticed I’m a fan of Days Of Our Lives drama so thought I’d be kind enough to present some retarded drama… and who better to entertain us but Godflesh fans who need their nappies changed asap…I mean isn’t it weird that fans of one of the most brutal bands on the planet are such big crybabies?

I mean you have to remember that this is a forum than created two crybaby threads due to grumpy saying their “fasle” slogan was retarded…

http://www.avalanchers.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=6527

http://www.avalanchers.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=6579

On a side note…I regret calling Deadcase a wanker in my first post…Deadcase is just a douchebag.

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Maybe you should try not being a dick?

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Maybe you should try not being a dick?

No no no rev…that Godflesh forum is the biggest crybaby forum I have ever come across…I have actually been and am still on bible forums who have more of a sense of humor than 90% of those girls. The more they cried the more I had to make them poop their pants in anger… with pretty tame stuff to be fair?

The ugliest thing about that forum though has to be the horrible ass kissing of Mick Harris. Mick’s a cool guy and I LOVED how he tore shreds out of music he doesn’t like in his posts…but man…whenever he’d post they’d all kiss his ass and scream like teen girls at Beatles concerts during the mid 60’s. It was ugly.

I’m surprised Mick puts up with it? By the way…when I did exactley what Mick did with regards to suggesting certain bands sucked, I was attacked and told I should leave…when Mick did it he was adored??? I guess he is Scorn though right???

Avalanchers kind of make me embarrassed to be a Godflesh fan. Hopefully one day Mick will destroy it with his deadly venom…like someone destroyed the Piss Army.

Oh the drama!!!

Elrrek was another bona fide idiot too…imo of course…he may actually be a rad dude.

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Maybe you should try not being a dick?

Impossible.

I was once banned from a Tool forum for pointing out that Tool were not unique with their quasi occult themes, complex time signatures and socially concious pro active lyrical themes.

I mentioned that bands like Killing Joke, Swans and even Led Zeppelin had been treading a similar path years before.

They didn’t like that. Not one bit.

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Sounds like the Tool forum had more of a sense of humor than the Godflesh forum.

Godflesh are gayer than Elton John…I guess that’s why I love them so much.

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Right…I watched my films again and can’t but help piss my pants with laughter due to the down right amazing reaction they got.

I mean seriously…these people went friggin beserk over these little Oscar winners?

The golem film recieved the most critical acclaim due to it being very racist and sexist courtesy of the line…“I knew you were Turkish because of your silly accent and funny clothes and haircut”.

What the critics failed to notice (even after I pointed it out to them) was that golem’s character was actually wearing western clothes not to mention sporting a western style haircut and an English accent! I mean virtually all of these clowns missed the irony there??? Even when it was clearly shown to them???

golem Vs Melvins Fiend

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6089641/

doomride Vs Melvins Fiend

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/6089531/

doomride never commented on his film so it was never properly reviewed…although elrrek’s review was that it too was a racist and sexual attack on doomride?

Reviews are welcome!

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Can’t you just register with another email address?

why should he have to play hide who i am, cause some people are fucking lame?

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ugh reading that forum… the second the new mod shows up you can just feel the assholes tense up. and looking at the times posted it’s like they are crying out for a chat room to talk to each other… the golem video wasn’t rascist at all… only ‘rascist’ words were black ass… i don’t think being turkish is a race. it’s a nationality.

the new john fucking mayer interview (makes some comments considered rascist, about his dick beng a kkk grand wizard, and calls jessica simpson ‘sexual napalm’) that’s getting all the controversy has more balls then that whole forum.

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Why is his dick a KKK Grand Wizard?

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I mean you have to remember that this is a forum than created two crybaby threads due to grumpy saying their “fasle” slogan was retarded…

Wow…? really? I’m honored!

Btw you are a completely different cat on those bible threads well at least that board that is based mostly out of Canada. I stopped going cause it got very circular at best or my threads would get ignored at worst…
Late,
grmpysmrf

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“Eight year olds, dude”

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Btw you are a completely different cat on those bible threads

That’s because those people are actually a lot more interesting than most of the Avalanchers and I have come to like them.

But you must also remember the humble beginnings grumpy…the bible folk were going bananas on many of the threads that challenged their beliefs and just plain baited them etc…and did they ban me??? No they did not. Sometimes they would censor certain words but thats about it. Another thing that really won my respect from those folk was one of the posts in the “drugs” thread that was taken down…I pm’ed the mod and requested it be put back as it was central to the debate and was not obscene. Although it was a view that was completely alien to them they did indeed put the post back up. And no matter how annoying I was they persisted in trying to convince me of their views, how I was wrong… they never completely cried like babies when all hope seemed lost…unlike most of the Avalanchers.

Bible Forum>>>>>>>>>>>Godflesh Forum

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“Eight year olds, dude”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Mick Mick Mick…this is a Toot thread with the heading “Godflesh Fans Are Friggin Crybabies”…surely you weren’t expecting anything less???

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Update :

A big shout out to Blipseed for spreading the gospel.

JMA689…I am indeed very bitter! Deadcase totally sucks for causing this outrage!

golem…you need to remember this is the net my little Turkish tornado. You need to not take things so seriously lest you have a massive heart attack. Someone made a silly film about you…SO FRIGGIN WHAT!!! I suggest you make a film about me to strike back make yourself feel better. Also I’d love to see it because I know there’d be a lot of passion behind it.

Gaendaal…you need to watch the films dude. They’re great. The fact these people went beserk over them is pretty extreme to say the least? A lot of your fellow Avalanchers act like I raped their kids. I can assure you I did not. Anyway…all the best to you.

Streetcleaner…it’s actually 34 going on 12.

This is quite strange…Deadcase banned me for making a few of his internet pals cry and I’m still able to make them cry and want to get all violent from the forum grave? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I’m sure I’ll get tired of this soon…but at the moment there’s not much to do at work and that Deadcase thread is raging on…so…

Melvins Fiend is dead…long live Godflesh!

Yo golem… www.xtranormal.com

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http://www.avalanchers.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=6579

this thread has nothing to do with my comment!
the first thread was sheer genius though! it reads like a group of Dungeons and dragons nerds plotting revenge that will never happen"you want me to take him out?" “I do, Standard Fee?” “I’ll do this one for free” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

in the immortal words of OGRE, “NEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRDDDDSSSSSS!!!” lol

maybe two over there seem grounded, Josh being one of them, don’t remember the other.
thanks for the read toot! sorry about your banning though, I hate when that shit happens.
Late,
grmpysmrf

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Speaking of nerds:a grown man who calls himself grmpysmrf,who also posts hockey threads.Hahahaha!!!
Where did you find out that hockey news on the “who-gives-a-shit channel”?? What a FASLE geek.

At least Toot knows a thing or two about cool music.

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Speaking of nerds:a grown man who calls himself grmpysmrf,who also posts hockey threads.Hahahaha!!!
Where did you find out that hockey news on the “who-gives-a-shit channel”?? What a FASLE geek.

At least Toot knows a thing or two about cool music.

Oh no you have personally attacked me whatever will I do? [rolleyes]
so you named yourself “dunce cap” … well at least you know!
go back to your retard nerd herd!
Late,
grmpysmrf

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“Retard Nerd Herd??” nyuck nyuck nyuck.How long did it take you to think that one up,genius? A legend in your own mind. Lame.