Thought it was about time you guys had some entertaining drama here…also I know this will make it over to the Avalanchers so Melvins Fiend can strike back from the forum grave if you will…
Enjoy my friends…
I have just discovered I have been banned from the Godflesh forum for causing 90% of them to cry harder than a teething baby due to a saying a few bands were crappy and making a few of my awesome films!!! I’m outraged that some newly crowned mod (major douchebag) called Deadcase took it upon himself to ban me for making his sissy pals cry over my amazing films and posts???
Are Godflesh fans really massive crybabies with no sense of humor??? According to 90% of the Avalanchers board the answer is yes?HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I must admit the last few days have been the best forum drama I’ve had for a while…but to get banned for making these idiots cry rather then posting something hateful or obscene is an outrage!!!
golem = avalancher crybaby No1. She was my little Turkish delight and a great actor in my film…I could have made her a star!
Deadcase…you my friend are a wanker…pure and simple. A self righteous wanker. I will have to make a movie about you and post it here…I’m sure it’ll magically make it to Avalanchers…
saxenhammer…my music is the coolest known to mankind and will always will kick your music’s ass (even if it is the same music!). Also my fav colour kicks your fav colours ass!!!
doomride…I’ll miss you. I actually liked you (and saxenhammer and the whole board to tell the truth…except that douchebag Deadcase). By the way…have you watched your film yet doomride??? It’s pretty awesome.
desu evol yaw…thanks for your post pointing out a few things which will be overlooked of course. Kind of like Alf’s swansong post. That swansong post of his friggin nailed Avalanchers on the head by the way…the emperor didn’t like being told he was wearing no clothes.
nhtp…Amon Tobin is your God.
Ok…now back to the drama for the Prongs who’ve been a little bored as of late…here are the threads/films etc to discover just how badly Godflesh fans need their nappy’s changed…
“The I’m Banning Folk Thread By Deadcase”
http://www.avalanchers.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=6619
“The Alf Swansong Thread” (This guy nails it perfectly)
http://www.avalanchers.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=6610
“The Melvins Fiend Vs Avalanchers Video Thread”
http://www.avalanchers.co.uk/viewtopic.php?t=6603
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I don’t think I can ever look another Godflesh fan in the eye without thinking they’ve pooped their pants and need changing.