Godflesh Fans Are Bigger Crybabies Than A Teething Baby!!!

So I just got done reading all the Avalancher “drama.”

Aight.

Toot, I will agree. You are a dick. A big, fat, warm, throbbing, turgid phallus of a man. And this is precisely why I love ya.

We at Prongs are like… I dunno, the Breakfast Club, except Molly Ringwold is M.I.A. and half of you are in Australia.

Toot just happens to be Bender.

Now, I’ve no opinions of the folks over at Crumbling Flesh, other than they’ve got themselves a FINE website (Seriously, they’re pretty much the Prongs of Godflesh… God DAMN.), but lookin’ around a bit…

A.) Everyone seems like some antisocial vegan with a severely short haircut and an aura of discontent. I attribute this solely to the similar avatars, which by the way, is the coolest (yet eeriest) thing I’ve seen on a forum in a while.

B.) Really? They got bent out of shape about the Xtranormal videos? I’m sorry, but (to borrow some of their lingo) FASLE.

In summation: Meh, fuckin’ beat. I guess ya had it comin’, man, but I still think you’re the man.

Bummer. Let’s knock back a cold one.

Toot, why don’t you just get a new account and goatse the living shit out of them?

Seriously… goatse… EO3

Like… I dunno man, I’d be annoyed to, but just spam the crap out of them. It’s like when I got fired from restaurants for no reason. To this day, I still book massive reservations around the busiest times of year to fuck with them.

I’m surprised Mick puts up with it? By the way…when I did exactley what Mick did with regards to suggesting certain bands sucked, I was attacked and told I should leave…when Mick did it he was adored??? I guess he is Scorn though right???

Don’t be surprised. Mick’s quite the ego brain.

I was once banned from a Tool forum for pointing out that Tool were not unique with their quasi occult themes, complex time signatures and socially concious pro active lyrical themes.

If they saw the amount of ripping you do on people here, they’d have a heart attack! [laugh]

Yet, I think the main reason noone gives a shit here is because the majority of us can laugh at ourselves (there’s a couple of exceptions who can’t and that’s their business). Like when everyone ripped on voidhead, after he ripped on peligro… and voidhead just took it like a man. I had to admit, I was pleasantly surprised when he said ‘yeah, you got me there’.

That’s what I really dig about this forum. It reminds me of hanging out with my mates, because we generally just take the piss out of each other all the time, yet there’s a genuine respect underlying it.

That’s what I really dig about this forum. It reminds me of hanging out with my mates, because we generally just take the piss out of each other all the time, yet there’s a genuine respect underlying it.

That’s why I like it!
Late,
grmpysmrf

I am one of the other users who has been “banned” from the Godflesh board, Tetragrammaton, apparently quite arbitrarily, and late, given that the thing I “did” which was “unreasonable” and upsetting happened a few months ago and nothing had happened since, nor anyone got in touch with me about it, although the thread I wrote was deleted and caused a general uncomfortable feeling.

I see that I was banned because, personally, one of the moderators doesn’t like me for his own reasons and RIGHT NOW, months after the event, he probably had a bad day and decided to punish me or whatever.

It would be hard to prove that I was a general nuisance to the board, quite on the contrary, I got along fine with many great people there (Chikenf1sh, Squiddy, Nick Bullen, Mick Harris for whom I made a video clip for Scorn 11 years ago, Beta Cloud, Joeki, Jbones and others, I even had beers with a couple of them at a Napalm Death gig in late 2009!), and several of them helped me pay for my personal desire to have a Godflesh t-shirt by buying half a dozen of them when I made ridiculous expensive screens for myself, to print a shirt I liked, and I custom-made 12 for them with different individual prints. A bit hard to say I was this “asshole troll” 24 hours a day.

This is a clear case in which someone bears a grudge and finally has got the chance to exercise some very very nice POWER. Good for them!

I was surprised to find myself banned now, I thought I could have been banned when I had my go at Doomride and whomever else was being a dick in a thread I started a while ago, but, whomever it was decided I should have know that the time between the incident and 11 of February was a WARNING time, in which I had plenty of time to “apologize” to Doomride and the other person, whomever it was, which, I didn’t feel the need to do and wouldn’t. They started it and deserved my vitriol, I’m afraid. Deadcase is not my father and doesn’t tell me who or when to apologize to, and if he want’s to side with his buddies and feel righteous, if that makes his little life better, well, my very best to them!

I remember even once congratulating Deadcase in his music, and this is what I get back! MUAHAHAHAHA! Evil always wins, boys!

It’s interesting to see how history gets re-written. In the thread that analyzes our expulsion from heaven and fall from Godflesh-grace, Streetcleaner, who I barely remember who he is, although I think he has a think for being a dick for no reason, goes on to say I am a “extreme leftist” (when my friends would say I am quite conservative) that hates people who buys records. I had completely forgotten this but then remembered: this is he distorting the discussion I had with someone, Blipseed I think, about being a manic collector of everything a band releases and how shallow, in the end, and unsatisfying, that is, and how it has nothing to do with music and it’s just a insane fetish.

I wasn’t violent or aggressive in that discussion, I just made clear points and stood my opinion. The fact that Streecleaner distorts it as me having a go at people for “buying records” is an interesting case of people distorting what happened and what others say to justify their position and feel “right”.

The thing with Doomride happened because I started a thread saying that the board was not particularly good lately, too many silly threads or little good discussion or links etc, and I underlined I had high respect for the people there and their discussions, thus was dissapointed. Doomride came in and said something to the effect of “Worse than uninspired threads is a thread complaining about bla bla bla”. I basically replied “Are you gonna cry?”, because, really, if you want to get inside my thread just to complain, to stir me up, to be annoying, you didn’t even had to read it, but if you make a point of being annoying to me, I’m gonna fuck you up, basically. Because you ARE asking for it.

Of course he proceeded to cry and behave like a dick and I brutalized him. Now, I have very bad memory regarding these internet discussions, and someone else joined him. Remarkably, this person tried to attack me with the most ridiculous things, saying things like “I know you pick dogs from the streets, who’s taking care of them while you are not at home??” as if that was a serious accusation and as if I had to explain to him anything, about my life, at all, and because I said that once I ordered a coffee saying, to the girl at the shop that I wanted my coffee “Black, like my metal”, which was a joke, of course, I was “perving girls up”.

All of this was quite surprising because this person took the time to actually remember details of bits of things I wrote there about my life and it also showed a desperate attempt to make me sound like an asshole because 1. I save animals from the street 2. I make jokes. So, he just used ANYTHING and everything around him and tried to turn it into something negative and horrible.

Of course, I was a total fucking dick to them when they started, if you want it, you will have it, but they deserved every inch of it, fuck them, I didn’t and I won’t apologize.

Blipseed, or speed, or whatever, calls me a pseudo-intellectual, which I see as an expression of his fear and the fact he feels threatened by people who articulate ideas better than he does (not really hard) and I think he was the insane collector of records, COIL it was the band, whom felt crushed by what I said. Man, if you can’t really express yourself and you have limitations, you do, don’t hate people who go further than you. I don’t even remember having an argument with him besides that very specific discussion which, as far as I remember was quite civilized, I only made strong points and didn’t back off my principles, and he hated me for that. Maybe I lifted up a mirror to him and he saw things he didn’t like? Who knows.

In any case, I never got personal with him, but some idea I exposed pissed him off enough to feel threatened and hate me because of how I observe things, how well I put them across (regarding how bad he does it) and probably the things he does. Oh well.

In the end, we were banned from a board. Sad, for I was there for years and made a few e-friends, but, it’s a platform for humans, with human owners, their agendas and feelings and views and not a democracy where you can say what you like. I did say things my way, and went over the top, and the result I was expelled, so be it, it’s a private board, someone pays for the hosting service I imagine (Deadcase?) and that someone decided that for his arbitrary reasons I did more than others to his liking and he decided I shouldn’t be there, it does not have to do, particularly, with what everyone else who uses that board wants or believes (or maybe it does? Hehe).

I do think that maybe a call for reasoning/debate would have been interesting, so we could discuss what happened without the passion of the moment, but that’s up to the before mentioned owner of the board to decide and, repeating, it’s a private enterprise, he doesn’t have to be reasonable or make much sense to ban people for one thing, or even six months after whatever event happened. He runs it how he likes it (whomever he is!) and he decided he would banish me and the two other guys mentioned, and that’s it.

By the way I don’t even know you, Melvins, or why you were banned. Although I just saw the videos you made and they were funny in places, I don’t know why you had a go at Doomride. Hoewever, the fact that it was HIM that caused me to tell him to fuck off in a brutal way and he also got in trouble with you… I see he likes to disrupt and possibly be an ass with people regularly. There’s something to him, since he’s been involved in two incidents with people expelled by Deadcase. And apparently he is getting away with it! Ha ha!

From the discussions there it seems you went a little over the top unnecessarily.

But, going back to what I said before, you and I were banned from a board. It was a nice board and I had friends there, but I wasn’t posting much lately and I was banned six months after the incident! Strange strange! Deadcase probably woke up with a headache or something and decided to exercise some power to feel, well, powerful I suppose.

In the end, why should you want to stay where (at least some) people don’t like you?

So, on we go with life!!!

So, on we go with life!!!

exactly. it’s a fucking internet forum. Live a little
general consensus here, i think, was that everybody there had a little bit too tight an asshole and that new mod comes across as a real douche, right down to his silly user graphic. looking at the post rate and time there it seems like a chatroom is n very dire need.
use your newfound free time for something meaningful… summon up some wicked ass enochian magick donald tyson style on them and be done with it.

IHVH
PORK

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So, on we go with life!!!

exactly. it’s a fucking internet forum. Live a little
general consensus here, i think, was that everybody there had a little bit too tight an asshole and that new mod comes across as a real douche, right down to his silly user graphic. looking at the post rate and time there it seems like a chatroom is n very dire need.
use your newfound free time for something meaningful… summon up some wicked ass enochian magick donald tyson style on them and be done with it.

IHVH
PORK[/reply]

Tyson isn’t who I’d use to summon up much of anything unless I was looking for a masturbation succubus to marry. I’m a Lon Milo man myself. His take on Crowley’s Enochian work in the humorously titled “Enochian Sex Magick of Aleister Crowley” (or something similar) is straight out brilliant.

only said tyson cause his book called tetragammaton popped in my head when i saw the name.

Welcome to the board Tet.

Now we just need the other dude that wasn’t Melvins Fiend to join and Prongs will have the set of Godflesh outlaws.

Prongs is a classic refugee board.

I like Prongs.

[reply]Welcome to the board Tet.

Now we just need the other dude that wasn’t Melvins Fiend to join and Prongs will have the set of Godflesh outlaws.

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uhm the ONE that didn’t like toot over there?

Haha awesome!!You guys can’t stop talking about Avalanchers.You are so geigh for them.

Porkspam are you the internet tough guy leader?You don’t know jack shit about avalanchers.You just talk blah blah blah.So boring.

By the way,everything Tetra said is complete bullshit.Talk about a crybaby."Oh I made them shirts and told deadcase I like his music-why don’t they love me?"Another sad little man with a persecution complex.You didn’t brutalize anyone by the way.You just told people their “mothers should get fucked in the ass”.You are a joke,plain and simple.Another legend in your own mind.Sad,really.

But that’s the last I’ll say.I am having my account deleted here because this place is just way to sad and pathetic.Keep blowing each other and patting each other on the backs about how great you are here.I’m sure you have all convinced yourself it’s true.

I AM THE STRONGEST

Haha awesome!!You guys can’t stop talking about Avalanchers.You are so geigh for them.

For sure. The gayness here for the raging Crumbling Flesh gayness is very gay indeed.

I just noticed that the new Paul Barker forum has even been infiltrated by Crumbling Flesh member doomride. In the “Rants” section he has started a thread called “A Message To Ministry Fiend”???

http://pb4pb.com/

Gay.

That was awesome Toot/Melvins Fiend/Akbar!!

Fucking awesome!!Seriously.By the way,there are certain members who did not want you banned.Just so you know.

Ok,I’m out of here.

This is so pathetic. Get a life dudes. How old are you?

And here you are commenting on it.

Which makes you way more pathetic…

Long live Toot!!!Even though he has way too much time on his hands to create multiple characters…now you have taken over doomride and golem’s characters as well…nice FASLE thread.I wish they never banned you,you were fun.

But that’s the last I’ll say.I am having my account deleted here

By all means please do.

That was awesome Toot/Melvins Fiend/Akbar!!

I’m afraid I have no idea what you are talking about?[:/]

And here you are commenting on it.

Which makes you way more pathetic…

hehehe

Voidhead just suffered some major poonage.

Toot is dead!!!

Porkspam are you the internet tough guy leader?You don’t know jack shit about avalanchers.You just talk blah blah blah.So boring.

you are correct I don’t know about avalanchers aside from that it’s a silly place to post, you know going online to talk blah blah blah and such. glad you hated it here and make sure the door hits your ass on the way out. and boring? i spend time posting on fucking bulletin boards you think i’m supposed to be some sort of marvel of an interesting person? if that was the caes i’d be out in the world living my life and not spending it in front of a screen discussing the merits of godflesh’s silly fansite with winners like you

[reply]Porkspam are you the internet tough guy leader?You don’t know jack shit about avalanchers.You just talk blah blah blah.So boring.

you are correct I don’t know about avalanchers aside from that it’s a silly place to post, you know going online to talk blah blah blah and such. glad you hated it here and make sure the door hits your ass on the way out. and boring? i spend time posting on fucking bulletin boards you think i’m supposed to be some sort of marvel of an interesting person? if that was the caes i’d be out in the world living my life and not spending it in front of a screen discussing the merits of godflesh’s silly fansite with winners like you[/reply]

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