You’re commercial is terrible. Are you sure you rescued a timber mill? you’re advertising is terrible. As far as me putting together a sentence… you wouldn’t know, 'cause you barely graduated high school, spoiled rich boy!
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Really? Is Olsen so hard up for material he’s busting out his Vegas lounge act of second rate Amlux impersonations now?
I miss Amlux. He was at least interesting. Olsen is like an Amlux droid that never got the personality chip installed.
Still nothing original, huh?
Or do you fancy yourself a Homer Simpson? Don’t give yourself that much intellectual credit, Moron!
Really? Is Olsen so hard up for material he’s busting out his Vegas lounge act of second rate Amlux impersonations now?
I miss Amlux. He was at least interesting. Olsen is like an Amlux droid that never got the personality chip installed.
Hey look at me everyone!!
I’m popular on teh internets!!! Hoo-ray!!!
Oh well, back to reality now.
You’re commercial is terrible. Are you sure you rescued a timber mill? you’re advertising is terrible. As far as me putting together a sentence… you wouldn’t know, 'cause you barely graduated high school, spoiled rich boy!
Well I’m not acquainted with the lumber business, but I do know that GG Allin-style ‘shock’ performances are seen by the MTV demographic as being kinda “90s,” and thus I try to avoid them in my own line of work. I admire the show concept but don’t think it would ‘trend’ well.
When I was trying to roll out my line of toaster cozies, we initially tried to do that kind of stuff to make a big splash…you know, getting people to shit on the cozies and throw them at passerby while also smashing bottles of Old Crow on their heads. Despite some promising promo events in Austin and Portland, the whole thing just didn’t work out as planned. A sad chapter in my professional life, and proof that I had failed to absorb Martin Atkins’ wisdom.
P.S. - grmpy, please beware of the “you’re” / “your” differences. First one is the contraction form of “you are” (ex.: “You’re the bastard who threw the shit-encrusted toaster cozy at me!”), and the latter is possessive form (ex. “Your toaster cozy reeks of shit.”)
P.S. - grmpy, please beware of the “you’re” / “your” differences. First one is the contraction form of “you are” (ex.: “You’re the bastard who threw the shit-encrusted toaster cozy at me!”), and the latter is possessive form (ex. “Your toaster cozy reeks of shit.”)
Pssst! He teaches public high school. You’re wasting your time on him. Just let him be.
[reply]Really? Is Olsen so hard up for material he’s busting out his Vegas lounge act of second rate Amlux impersonations now?
I miss Amlux. He was at least interesting. Olsen is like an Amlux droid that never got the personality chip installed.
Hey look at me everyone!!
I’m popular on teh internets!!! Hoo-ray!!!
Oh well, back to reality now.[/reply]
Don’t feel bad, Olsen. If you hold yourself to the same criteria as your beloved artists you should just assume that everyone ignoring you and thinking you’re a giant douche is proof of your greatness.
Sure, billions of people love me and think I’m awesome, but they’re all just a bunch of mainstream corporate losers. They probably like Metallica and beer and everything else that rules. Bunch of sell out sheeple.
[reply]Really? Is Olsen so hard up for material he’s busting out his Vegas lounge act of second rate Amlux impersonations now?
I miss Amlux. He was at least interesting. Olsen is like an Amlux droid that never got the personality chip installed.
Hey look at me everyone!!
I’m popular on teh internets!!! Hoo-ray!!!
Oh well, back to reality now.[/reply]
Gunnar’s more popular, without trying, in real life than you will ever hope to be… could pretend to be. you have no friends here, you probably have no friends in life either. That’s why you’re so angry
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