Noooooooo!!!
Won’t someone think about the CHILDREN???
Grmpy already did. He’s brainwashing them as we speak. Can’t afford to have any black sheep in his totalitarian regime now can we.
Must. All. Think. Alike. Must. Comply. With. Enforced. Stereotype.
P.S everybody thinks you are a left - wing nutjob but they’re just too damn scared to voice their opinions, seeing as you’re such a psycho control freak. Who knows what you’re capable of.
Indeed.
I’m terrified of the crazy sonuvabitch.
God only knows what he’ll do to me when he sees me next time! Give me a high-five? Buy me a beer? Ask me about my family? Whatever it is, I’m sure it’s going to be in a psychotic and controlling manner and I will definitely take it as a threat. Screw that guy. The stupid commie faggot!
It’s not fan fiction.
It obviously happened.
He said it did.
THANK YOU. I knew almost at the second of posting that this heart-rending testimonial was going to be written off as mere “fan fiction,” phhhht.
Though that does remind me of another True Life Event that occurred to me, when I was working as part of the street team for one of the latest Ministry Remixxx records.
As you probably know, putting in street team work entitles you to a meet 'n greet with Al Jourgensen himself. We did indeed meet up at his palatial El Paso resort, where I got up the nerve to show him some scripts for new My Little Pony episodes that I was planning to send away to the folks at Hasbro. I had written in a character that Ministry fans would immediately notice as a Pony version of Al, and thought he’d like it.
“MAN, what the FUCK is this fuckin’ lame ass shit, man…” he said, shaking his head and taking long drags on both his cigarettes. It was like a knife in the chest - I never wrote a fan fict again.
I know you guys wanna hear more but I’m really sensitive about all this stuff. In the meantime I will get to work on the design for the CHRIS CONNELLY IS HISTORY’S GREATEST MONSTER t-shirts and mugs.
As you probably know, putting in street team work entitles you to a meet 'n greet with Al Jourgensen himself.
Okay, now I’m starting to doubt you.
Only thing that entitles you to a meet ‘n’ greet is a $500 VIP Gold Package. Oh, wait . . . no, it doesn’t, actually. But it might get you a pretty kickass shot glass or a Santa hat.
'cept where Peligro tried to call you out on one of your whackjob anti-capitalist rants .
I’m not anti capitalist you moron. That’s one of many problems that you have, you’re not smart enough to understand what’s been written, but that’s some how my fault that your comprehension skills suck like the vacuum cleaner mouth of “Yo Mamma” (for you. your welcome.)
But you silenced him didn’t you. And now everything’s back to normal. Good job, fuck-nut.
“Silenced him?” I did no such thing. He chose to stop responding. I supposed it was because I clarified my position not because he was throwing a colossal temper tantrum that equated to silence. Whatever. Not my problem or fault. So suck it bitch.
Get In The Ring indeed. How appropriate. Naming the thread for a shit song from a shit band who are worshipped by King Shithead. Excellent work.
You don’t get it. Nobody cares what you think. you post to an empty board. Nobody corresponds with you, Nobody replies to your posts. If you say something stupid or come at me then I challenge you, and that is the ONLY BACK AND FORTH YOU GET HERE. You’re just too fuckin’ stupid to recognize it.
P.S everybody thinks you are a left - wing nutjob but they’re just too damn scared to voice their opinions, seeing as you’re such a psycho control freak. Who knows what you’re capable of.
P.S. you’re wrong as usual. I don’t/can’t control shit but myself Go cry somewhere else, You dumb fuck.
Furthermore,
You’re always the one to come in and start bitching you pitiful loser. Here you are again trying to make another half assed attempt at me. More people vocally support me than you. You have never had anybody take your asinine side. you’re a moron spoiled child that everyone wishes would stay gone. Go fuck your expensive cooze already. Since you’re getting laid so often go dive back in and leave the grown ups alone.
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Noooooooo!!!
Won’t someone think about the CHILDREN???
Grmpy already did. He’s brainwashing them as we speak. Can’t afford to have any black sheep in his totalitarian regime now can we.
Must. All. Think. Alike. Must. Comply. With. Enforced. Stereotype.[/reply]
That’s you moron, since you insist I think like your dumb ass. If I’m the forum cop that makes you Mall security, Jack ass.
Why can’t you let it go? You’ve posted, what 7 or 8 times in the last day and all but what 1 or 2 have been directed at me…?? but yet I’m the police officer. Spoiled fuckin child!
You got anymore? you wanna try another thread?
Okay, now I’m starting to doubt you.
Only thing that entitles you to a meet ‘n’ greet is a $500 VIP Gold Package. Oh, wait . . . no, it doesn’t, actually. But it might get you a pretty kickass shot glass or a Santa hat.
Ok, see, there was a top secret deal mentioned only to members of the Ministry street teams. They send you a couple boxes of remixxx CDs to sell, and anyone who nets $500 or more in sales gets to take part in a minute’s worth of meet-n-greet.
Neither myself nor any of the other team members managed to generate sales of more than $40, so we all felt bad about it and just ponied up the remaining cash ourselves.
I mean, like Al said in the pep talk video that we all watched before setting out on our mission - “hey, guys, I did MY fuckin job…I wrote a fuckin hit remiXXX album, now you get out there and do YOUR job!” We didn’t wanna let the man down.
I mean, like Al said in the pep talk video that we all watched before setting out on our mission - “hey, guys, I did MY fuckin job…I wrote a fuckin hit remiXXX album, now you get out there and do YOUR job!” We didn’t wanna let the man down.
HAHA!!! Yeah, I saw that video too.
It was excellent.
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As you probably know, putting in street team work entitles you to a meet 'n greet with Al Jourgensen himself.
Okay, now I’m starting to doubt you.
Only thing that entitles you to a meet ‘n’ greet is a $500 VIP Gold Package. Oh, wait . . . no, it doesn’t, actually. But it might get you a pretty kickass shot glass or a Santa hat.[/reply]
No no, Santa hat for 30 bucks (tiger striped too) and a cd single. 500 dollar “meet n greet” gets you a bag with 3 unused ministry balloons and a download card. get it straight. Next time I’ll have to write you a ticket, ese!
Jizzwad pisses me off.
Me too, I wish he’d come back.
500 dollar “meet n greet” gets you a bag with 3 unused ministry balloons and a download card. get it straight. Next time I’ll have to write you a ticket, ese!
Ok, all jokes aside, if anyone is actually interested in knowing the truth. My friend Ron (he met up with us at Yard House, Grumps) got the VIP Package. And for it he got . . . . .
A general admission ticket that allowed him to watch the show from the same spot that I watched it from (my ticket was about $40).
A laminate of some sort.
2 Ministry drinking glasses (clear glasses that said “Ministry” on them).
That is literally all he got.
He is an innocent and kind-hearted soul who hasn’t a bad word in the world for anyone, but I was actually pissed on his behalf. No handshake. No photo op. No “thanks for the $500, Dude!”. Just some glasses and a pretty piece of plastic with a string on it.
That’s fucked up. I did the VIP thing in 2008, and we got photos, signatures and some decent swag.
I had a bad feeling abut this go around though. Yeesh.
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500 dollar “meet n greet” gets you a bag with 3 unused ministry balloons and a download card. get it straight. Next time I’ll have to write you a ticket, ese!
Ok, all jokes aside, if anyone is actually interested in knowing the truth. My friend Ron (he met up with us at Yard House, Grumps) got the VIP Package. And for it he got . . . . .
A general admission ticket that allowed him to watch the show from the same spot that I watched it from (my ticket was about $40).
A laminate of some sort.
2 Ministry drinking glasses (clear glasses that said “Ministry” on them).
That is literally all he got.
He is an innocent and kind-hearted soul who hasn’t a bad word in the world for anyone, but I was actually pissed on his behalf. No handshake. No photo op. No “thanks for the $500, Dude!”. Just some glasses and a pretty piece of plastic with a string on it.[/reply]
I remember him. He was really nice. Hearts and stars in his eyes for Al. Just a really sweet guy. I can’t blame him I don’t get star struck but when I do … yeah, game over. But come on Gunnar, that’s not all he got…
He got to hand a roadie a 60 dollar cigar (bottle of wine too I think?) that said roadie took back to Al and Al came out smoking it on stage for the Encore. I was pissed for him too. What a shitty thing for Al to do. Didn’t Ron fly down from Oregon too, for the show?
I ponied up some cash for a meet and greet with Al but it was no where near 500 bucks. Only for Slash would I throw down cash like that. [:)]
That’s fucked up. I did the VIP thing in 2008, and we got photos, signatures and some decent swag.
I had a bad feeling abut this go around though. Yeesh.
I think that’s when I did it too. at the cu la tour, right? I think the meet n greet was like 80 bucks, a little under a 100 after all the stupid fees.
The bag of schwag was a joke though. It was literally balloons and a download card and some post cards and small posters for other projects on 13th planet. oh and it all came in a white paper bag that said 13th planet with the logo on it.
I did get to meet Al though. I used to always wear my Devil’s hockey Jersey to Ministry concerts so when I met him he screams out “Meet N greet is over I’m talking puck with this guy!”
It was cool. I felt special. I was happier to see Josh again though. Even happier that he remembered my name. I hope he’s having some success. Guy just fell off the scene.
Ok, all jokes aside, if anyone is actually interested in knowing the truth. My friend Ron (he met up with us at Yard House, Grumps) got the VIP Package. And for it he got . . . . .
A general admission ticket that allowed him to watch the show from the same spot that I watched it from (my ticket was about $40).
A laminate of some sort.
2 Ministry drinking glasses (clear glasses that said “Ministry” on them).
That is literally all he got.
He is an innocent and kind-hearted soul who hasn’t a bad word in the world for anyone, but I was actually pissed on his behalf. No handshake. No photo op. No “thanks for the $500, Dude!”. Just some glasses and a pretty piece of plastic with a string on it.
Amazing…just when I think I’m providing a wacky satire of A.J.'s behavior, reality intervenes once again and proves to be twice as insane as anything I could come up with.
Only thing that entitles you to a meet ‘n’ greet is a $500 VIP Gold Package. Oh, wait . . . no, it doesn’t, actually. .
A $500 meet and greet with Al Jourgenson?!
HA!! Surely you jest? He didn’t really do that did he?
The only conceivable $500 meet and greet I would take part in would be one with Selena Gomez…and for $500 I’d want her buckassed nude and lubed up.
Sorry Al, but you cannot compete with a naked Selena.
“Silenced him?” I did no such thing. He chose to stop responding. I supposed it was because I clarified my position not because he was throwing a colossal temper tantrum that equated to silence. Whatever. Not my problem or fault. So suck it bitch.
Oh…I haven’t finished with you yet, Smrf-boy.
Not by a long shot.
You don’t get it. Nobody cares what you think. you post to an empty board. Nobody corresponds with you, Nobody replies to your posts.
I like Olsen and I’m more than happy to correspond with him anytime. I would cook and clean for him but lemme tell you and lemme tell you straight up - YES, a foot massage IS outta the question.
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Oh, hey Olsen. What say you and me cruise around in that new Audi o’yours and pick up bitches?
That’s right - BITCHES! Big cootee-assed titty mama bitches.
He got to hand a roadie a 60 dollar cigar (bottle of wine too I think?) that said roadie took back to Al and Al came out smoking it on stage for the Encore. I was pissed for him too. What a shitty thing for Al to do. Didn’t Ron fly down from Oregon too, for the show?
Yes. He flew down from Oregon just for that show. And he stayed at an expensive (they all are) downtown hotel by the venue. So, when you add in the travel and such, he spent well over $1200 to give cigars to Al and have a beer with Smurf and Gunnar’s posse . . . okay, that last part probably made it worth it, actually.