G'day mates!

Hi all you peoples. I’m Mel Gibson. You might remember me from such movies as Braveheart , Get the Gringo, and Lethal Weapon 4. I’ve always been a fan of Ministry and decided to sign up and join you fine folks.

Your films suck and you have awful taste in women. You brought shame to the name of Mad Max and Aussies the world over will be stereotyped as racist, arrogant half breeds no thanks to your idiotic rants and brow beating treatment of the media.

Keep up the good work.

Your mama.

Something tells me I’ve “met” you around these parts before, Mel.

I sense a presence. A presence I’ve not felt since…<trails off>

<chugs beer>

You know I felt a presence a time or two. For example, in my M. Knight Shamalama movie “Signs”.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djP1DGxQiHM

G’Day Mel!

Huge fan of your work mate, I’m also a proud Australian Ministry fan who just decided to join this fine forum.

Are you also a huge fan of Merzbow, Cock ESP, Whitehouse and Andrew Lloyd Weber?

You absolute and utter bastards. All of you. Just look what you’ve been reduced to.

How would you like it if I started making 9 -11 jokes?? Or if called Martin Luther King a dumb, fat jigaboo?!?! Or if I desecrated the good name of Michael Jackson?!?!

No you wouldn’t like it. You wouldn’t like it one bit. But still you carry on. That’s the trouble with you Americans. You piss all over culture in your clumsy, lopsided scramble to the top.

And to think you guys once beat the French to the moon and then went and invented the cheeseburger - just to show YOU COULD!!!

Shame on you.

And you Mel Gibson! You go to hell. Yeah, I saw Bird On A Wire. I know what you’ve done.

You make me sick.

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Mel Gibson is a great man!

I,for one,would love some 9/11 jokes…I’ve never really heard any good ones…

Kangaroo is a great man!

How would you like it if I started making 9 -11 jokes?? Or if called Martin Luther King a dumb, fat jigaboo?!?! Or if I desecrated the good name of Michael Jackson?!?!

No you wouldn’t like it. You wouldn’t like it one bit. But still you carry on. That’s the trouble with you Americans. You piss all over culture in your clumsy, lopsided scramble to the top.

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Don’t worry man, I’ll join in your battle against these philistines, as always.

I am also shocked and appalled at the blatant slinging of Aussie stereotypes here.

All of you should hang your heads in shame for insulting this fine land, in which the populace subsides completely on a diet of Vegemite and ‘witchety grubs.’ This splendid country in which the police force consists of Russell Crowe leading a mob of skinheads. This enchanted terrain in which all women are known as ‘Sheila’ regardless of what their given name at birth is.

I was planning on changing my user name to Tomasz of Adelaide to show my solidarity, but someone told me that sounds too close to Tom of Finland, the gay beefcake illustrator.

This splendid country in which the police force consists of Russell Crowe leading a mob of skinheads.

I’m so watching Romper Stomper when I get home tonight.

Edit: screw that, watching it AT work. God bless Youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKvQiHiLabE

Romper Stomper is a great film. I love any movie with neo-Nazis, though. No lie.

These are my two favorite lines . . .

“We’re here to wreck EVERYTHING.”

and

“GOOOOOOKS!!!”

Romper Stomper is a great film. I love any movie with neo-Nazis, though. No lie.

These are my two favorite lines . . .

“We’re here to wreck EVERYTHING.”

and

“GOOOOOOKS!!!”

Love that catchy soundtrack, too…“skinhead, skinhead, puttin’ in the boot! / Lookin’ for a straight fight, lookin’ for a root!”

^ and then there’s an alternate verse where one of the members blurts something in German…

Yeah, the songs are great! I had just assumed they were legit skinhead songs until someone told me that they were crafted specifically for the movie. Pretty rad stuff.

I used to like Mel Gibson. Then he went all crazy and made that jesus movie. Then I didn’t like him.

But I met him last year at a party, and he was nice. So now I don’t know what to think.

You might not like me but I like you. You know who else I like? Iggy Azalea. She’s a GREAT talent from my homeland and represents everything about it. She can sing and dance. Do you know who else can dance? ME!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJlTntEnabo

Mel Gibson, I’ve been a huge fan for a long time, but I’m especially a big fan of the Mad Max franchise and as such, I’m wondering if you could answer some questions for me.

First off . . . why are you not in FURY ROAD? At least a cameo would have been warranted. You ARE Mad Max as far as I’m concerned and always will be. I have nothing against Tom Hardy, and think he’ll do great in the next film, but this just feels wrong to have this great new adventure without you in it. Can you tell us a bit about what happened, please, and also how you feel about it?

Hello Gunnar. I appreciate your support. I may have said this already but I am a Ministry fan and I think that Mr. Jourgensen is a musical genius so I pay attention to what he does. I took notice when he decided to let his awesome band, The Revolting Cocks, move on without him. Let’s face it, at some point a person is just too mature to be revolting or mad. It satisfies me that you and others thing of me as the real Mad Max and I’d like to keep it that way. So, I don’t really feel too strongly to have a role in this new version of my movie where I take on some kooky character that gives Max a hot rod that he had stored in a hole in the ground or anything of that nature. That’s how these “old guy” cameos work and I’ve got better things to do.

Thank you for writing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pL6m-MLar8o

Hallo Mr. Gibson -

are you aware (and this is just a rumour, but…), there is a men’s underground fetish club in Stockholm, where men can pay to get ‘erotically harassed’ by look-alikes of tough characters from Hollywood action films? The ‘Mad Max Room’ is, I hear, in the highest demand at this club.

I wonder of your opinion about this, being as you are (apparently) a proud American-Australian hetero-sexual.