G'day mates!

So, I don’t really feel too strongly to have a role in this new version of my movie where I take on some kooky character that gives Max a hot rod that he had stored in a hole in the ground or anything of that nature. That’s how these “old guy” cameos work and I’ve got better things to do

That is not exactly the same cameo I had written for you, but I’ll admit it is a bit in the same vein. Seeing as how you seem a bit disdainful at the idea I’ll save you from the details, but if you ever have an interest just let me know and I can share them with you.

Mel Gibson is American.

Russell Crowe is from New Zealand.

Nicole Kidman was born in Hawaii.

Naomi Watts was born in England.

However…

Paul Hogan is Australian. Unfortunately. Ditto Hugh Jackman.

We are pathetic when it comes to home grown celebrities. That much is a given. The best we could ever achieve was Silverchair. And INXS.

I think we should stick to cricket and bbq’s.

<chugs beer>

AC/DC.

Scottish.

Signs still gives me the creeps. I remember seeing it in a theater and actually shouting with the girl I was with because I was overwhelmed with anxiety.

Scottish.

Depends on how you’re gonna define them, I suppose. The Youngs were Scottish born, but the BAND was formed in Australia (where the Youngs had moved to when young).

Australians are just Scottish bastard children anyway, right? So . . . well, shoot, I’m not really sure if there was a point to that.

Anyway, if I was Australian I’d sure claim them as my own. But feel free to fly your Kylie Minogue flag instead.

And what about Yahoo Serious?

But feel free to fly your Kylie Minogue flag instead.

I’d fly her flag alright. And her sister’s, at the same time.

When I’m not tying kangaroos down, throwing boomerangs or enjoying the Crocodile Dundee film duology you can often find me rocking out to this treat:

http://youtu.be/g0Q5JFHrGNk