Fan posts his drunk Facebook chat with Al Jourgensen, leaks info on upcoming remix album

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From http://www.echoingthesound.org/community/threads/203-Ministry/page21.

Lance Dillon Lyon: Hey, hows it going?
all right buttfunkle
i see how it is

Al Jourgensen: You probably see half the images I’m seeing right now drunken double vision rules

Lance Dillon Lyon: unkle al
you shouldnt drink man, arent you killing yourself.

Al Jourgensen: By the way MY BUTT is not Funkie it often smells like flowers

Lance Dillon Lyon: I caught one of your harmonicas at a show in Dallas at Deep Ellum live and I got tested after I used it.
I will take your word for it.

Al Jourgensen: Thanx gutten nacht I now puke!

Lance Dillon Lyon: Is this account even real? Send me a picture of you puking to prove it!
What is up with these Lil Wayne and Reznor collaborations?

Al Jourgensen: How do I do that I could give a fuck I just don’t know how on my apple maxi pad

Lance Dillon Lyon: your dickeheadedness makes it likely this is legit.

Al Jourgensen: Thanx you rule

Lance Dillon Lyon: so what about those collaborations?
you should tour again with burton
that was a great finale!

Al Jourgensen: Trent possible , the little Wayne guy not so sure

Lance Dillon Lyon: Good

Al Jourgensen: D’accord!!!

Lance Dillon Lyon: do you need any new bands on your label?

Al Jourgensen: Nope not now have a new Dusters cd coming out as well as a ministry remix cd of both Relapse and FBTE in feb called double dose holler back first of the yr. see where we’re at

Lance Dillon Lyon: You need any remixers?
I would be glad to make your shit sound better! haha

Al Jourgensen: Sorry not possible not cuz we are so good but it’s already been mastered and in production however also comi g out on the label, Stems of all CDs since houses of mole… Have fun with that!

Lance Dillon Lyon: Houses of the Mole? What about Animositisomina? Why not release all the albums?
What About Us from AI is one of my favorite tracks. It really fit with that movie.

Al Jourgensen: No stems sorry

Lance Dillon Lyon: Not even that track?
You should make another 80s band.
that early stuff I dont even consider the same band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoWKrQPUT7s
I am more into other projects but for some reason this one gets the most attention.
jealous much?
?
Did I run you off?
I like that Ascension of the Watchers album.

Al Jourgensen: Uh no thanx and no not that song either too technologically stupid back in the day
Yeah I am so jealous I think I’ll off myself and you’ll get blamed…not!!!

Lance Dillon Lyon: do you know what commas are? I would understand what you mean better with them in place.

Al Jourgensen: Fuck, you, too, mr. , English major

Lance Dillon Lyon: haha
So what did that mean?
a lot of fans want you to make a synth pop album
it would ,be better t,han 3 george w bush albums for, sure…,

Al Jourgensen: You seem to be the existentialist you figure it out! And quit drunk texting me about fucking synth pop albums

Lance Dillon Lyon: Oh Uncle Al, I really am a fan, I am just trying to toy with your notorious “trolling”/assholeary!
so come on, i will send you some synth lines
you destroy them and send them back

Al Jourgensen: Fuck off leave me alone am way too shitfaced to deal with you now

Lance Dillon Lyon: I am from Dallas and Mike Scaccia and Rigor Mortis mean a lot to us!
Warbeast is good but not the same
i mean no disrespect. Good luck with the new album.
Commas, learn what they are.

Al Jourgensen: I prefer comas

Lance Dillon Lyon: so if I were so say one thing to a long time fan that was not sarcastic and trolling what would it be bitch?
I bet you watch “breaking bad”

Al Jourgensen: Neeeeevvvvveeerrrr seen it, but I’m sure it’s some sort of troll slag. Fuck you very much tonight my dear sir, and don’t send shit back,(notice the commas)

Lance Dillon Lyon: okay Uncle Al!
I wont reply!
Promise!

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however also comi g out on the label, Stems of all CDs since houses of mole… Have fun with that!

I’m actually excited by that prospect, more so than I have been about any other Al projects from the last couple of years.

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Lame. What an annoying douchebag. I bet that queer really thinks he’s breaking some Titanic of a story by “leaking” the news of an upcoming remix album. Wow. Revolutionary stuff. No, really. Paint me shock and awed. What’s next? Al plans to watch a hockey game in the near future? He might do an interview with Revolver magazine and talk about how Republicans are bad, and Paul Barker sucks?

I feel angry that I wasted my time reading that. Whoever is the idiot behind that account should be embarrassed for himself. Just because someone says something in a PM doesn’t mean it’s some piece of radical information that can affect National Security. I bet that guy was wanking furiously that he gets to be the 15 second star of the smallest audience on the Interwebz merely because Al was drunk enough to grace him with his time.

Losers.

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I wouldn’t say “leaked”. He posted the transcript on another forum. Granted, yeah, he was trolling Al. It’s not like Al doesn’t ask for it. “Fuck you, fans. Give me your money! So wasted! Damn raccoons”.

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I saw this on ETS a few days ago. Hardly “leaked” info. If this was a convo with Mel Gibson or someone famous it’d be more interesting.

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stems of albums from houses and onwards huh. well, stems from houses could be interesting. he kinda had enthusiasm on that album at least.

and actually, maybe someone could actually remix all those albums with better sounding drums, cut some shit out, y’know, add more electronic stuff. hey, maybe then the songs would be closer to being decent.

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I’d add more bass. Mix some of the treble out. Get rid of the tin sounds.

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Yeah . . . if only we could get some fat slobbish idiot to remiXXX Houses of the Mole for us . . .

Oh. Wait.

Nevermind.

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Lame. What an annoying douchebag. I bet that queer really thinks he’s breaking some Titanic of a story by “leaking” the news of an upcoming remix album. Wow. Revolutionary stuff. No, really. Paint me shock and awed. What’s next? Al plans to watch a hockey game in the near future? He might do an interview with Revolver magazine and talk about how Republicans are bad, and Paul Barker sucks?

I feel angry that I wasted my time reading that. Whoever is the idiot behind that account should be embarrassed for himself. Just because someone says something in a PM doesn’t mean it’s some piece of radical information that can affect National Security. I bet that guy was wanking furiously that he gets to be the 15 second star of the smallest audience on the Interwebz merely because Al was drunk enough to grace him with his time.

Losers.

haha this!

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Al uses the internet?!?

[shocked]

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Al uses the internet?!?

[shocked]

He got set up a little over a month ago, and very rapidly replaced heroin with drunk Facebooking as his addiction of choice . . . it’s been a bit embarrassing to witness.

I’m far less repulsed by Al’s drunken posts (sometimes they are entertaining) than I am by the myriad of buttkissers that immediately jump on every asinine bit of minutae he types. OMG AL UR THA GR8EST!!!

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I thought this conversation was kinda funny because it’s really not that different from what people get when they try to interview Al seriously. I was being tongue-in-cheek about the whole “leaking news” thing, I know most of you guys don’t care what Ministry calls their next remix album. The original poster on ETS didn’t make a big deal of it.

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Well, he is hilarious when he is drunk which seems to be most of the time. lol

Right now he is REALLY over music. He said he doesn’t even play his guitar just for himself anymore which is sad. He’s sick of it.

However, he is really excited about the Dusters album coming out. He mentioned the remix stuff but nothing about any collaborations. I can ask if you want.

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I think we have our Big Mama^

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Me? No I’m not Big Mama. lol She was here before me.

I do talk to him now though (Gunnar can vouch for me). I messaged him on Facebook and told him of the day I met him and he messaged me back. Of course he didn’t remember me, it was 25 years ago but we do chat now.

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I was kidding. That’s cool you talk to Al.

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I’m the one doing all the raccoon pictures for him. lol

I wasn’t telling you guys that I’m talking to him to try to be all Big Mama, but I’ll seriously ask him stuff if you want me to.

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Ask him why he and Frankie don’t talk anymore.

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Ask him why he and Frankie don’t talk anymore.

Kind of hard to carry on a conversation with the guy whose dick is in your mouth.
Late,
grmpysmrf

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Ask Al if he’s ever had sex with a black woman.
Also, I’d love to know where I could score a set of Sphinctour-dreads.