Ask Al if he’s ever had sex with a black woman.
Also, I’d love to know where I could score a set of Sphinctour-dreads.
Well I can solve the black woman question for you. He was blown by a black chick once who spit beer down his hole and “it burned like a mother fucker”. Other than that, no black chick sex.
He was blown by a black chick once who spit beer down his hole and “it burned like a mother fucker”.
HAHA!!! Well, at least she didn’t puke on it.
I’ve never asked him if a chick puked on him. Maybe I’ll have to bring it up later. lol
[reply]Ask Al if he’s ever had sex with a black woman.
Also, I’d love to know where I could score a set of Sphinctour-dreads.
Well I can solve the black woman question for you. He was blown by a black chick once who spit beer down his hole and “it burned like a mother fucker”. Other than that, no black chick sex.[/reply]
How do you know this?
Late,
grmpysmrf
She’s Al.
[reply][reply]Ask Al if he’s ever had sex with a black woman.
Also, I’d love to know where I could score a set of Sphinctour-dreads.
Well I can solve the black woman question for you. He was blown by a black chick once who spit beer down his hole and “it burned like a mother fucker”. Other than that, no black chick sex.[/reply]
How do you know this?
Late,
grmpysmrf[/reply]
Because he told me. And I’m not Al, shut up Gunnar Mr. I don’t text Mofo…
I am the original poster and I did NOT sell this like the guy at the top of the page says. I posted it in a forum and said: “So last night/this morning I had a drunken conversation with “Uncle Al” on facebook chat. Take what you want from it as we were both drunk. It is from his official account.”
I wasn’t trying to break any news or win some popularity contest. Maybe the guy that re-posted was but I just thought it was hilarious and worth the read if only for a laugh. Either way, it was random and funny and if you don’t like it, eat a dick!
P.S. I sniff a couple buttfinkles around these parts.
Yeah, go away.
Sounds good to me, later you bitter fanboys!
Seriously, nearly two years later?
Seriously, nearly two years later?
you know this yearsofthegay just pulling shit out of the dead yard. His P.S. aimed at Gunnar and me was a dead give away.
Grammar is not awful enough to be yearsofdecay. No way he could write that paragraph without butchering some spelling.
He rarely posts more than a sentence or two.
Plus there is way too much punctuation in that paragraph.
yearsofdecay “don’t know no punctuation”.
Maybe i’m being a bit narcissistic but I thought “P.S. I sniff a couple buttfinkles around these parts.” was aimed at gunnar and me. Also, “buttfinkles” sounds like some stupid made up word Years would use. You are right about the grammar, though…
It ain’t Years. I don’t know who it is and I don’t care. If he wants to talk about normal stuff instead of being an emotard about a two year old thread about a FB post, great. Otherwise, kick rocks.
I read this as him wanting credit with his setting the record straight after it’s been here for two years. Two freakin years! The f’in ship has already sailed and reached its destination!
I don’t want to talk about it.
I haven’t given it a second thought.
Never send a monster to do the work of an evil scientist.