Evil Dead (2013)

Oh hell yeah :

http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/10/bootleg-evil-dead-trailer-is-bloody-blurry#more-76597

UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!!!

About time.

Who else is stoked for this??

When I heard this was being made I was VERY pessimistic. I’m actually a little bit hopeful now. We shall see . . .

Bruce Campbell!!!

If Bruce isn’t in it forget it!

Bruce Campbell!!!

If Bruce isn’t in it forget it!

This…

although I must say that trailer was pretty eniticing…

Bro, that looked way more badass.
Late,
grmpysmrf

It’s a good trailer, but I’m still skeptical about an Evil Dead without Ash, even if Campbell is producing it himself.

Also, “Cabin In The Woods” kind of knocked the wind out of the sails of cabin in the woods horror movies.

I’ll give it a fair chance, although I’ll miss the cheesiness of the original. The chick from the original who got fucked by the trees was hotter than the new one.

Love the Evil Dead series, I will give this a chance. Here’s hoping it’s better than the god-awful ‘My Name Is Bruce’ which came out about 5 years ago. I bought the DVD without warning, and wish I could get my $8 back on that one :stuck_out_tongue:

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Love the Evil Dead series, I will give this a chance. Here’s hoping it’s better than the god-awful ‘My Name Is Bruce’ which came out about 5 years ago. I bought the DVD without warning, and wish I could get my $8 back on that one :stuck_out_tongue:

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Yeah,I was hoping for so much more from that flick…it was such a funny premise that sadly just wasn’t executed right…

life long fan of the first two (army of darkness, while fun is a horrible sequel) actually… lifelong HUGE fan of the first two… so im not happy about a remake. i mean, the bitch that wrote Juno did the script for this. and sam rami hasnt put out a movie of Evil Dead’s caliber since… well… Evil Dead.

and as much as i want to like Bruce Campbell, what i have realized is that he has been in more movies/tv shows that i DONT like than ones that i DO like. so he isnt really a mark of quality to me.

still… i will see this movie, obviously, haha, but i donno… even the trailer looks kinda weak compared to the original. it looks too much like every other ‘brutal’ horror film that has come out in the past 12 years.

i mean, the bitch that wrote Juno did the script for this.

Oh, crap. If you ever want to send me into a boiling rage, bring me into a discussion on that movie and you’ll see teeth smashed and eyesockets violated.

[reply]and as much as i want to like Bruce Campbell, what i have realized is that he has been in more movies/tv shows that i DONT like than ones that i DO like. so he isnt really a mark of quality to me.

HAHA!!! Dude. Two months ago I bought the complete series of Brisco County, Jr. on DVD from COSTCO. I don’t remember anything about it. I’m putting an 80% chance on me never even opening the box.

I also spent $30 on a Spinal Tap collection even though I already had the movie and the CD . . . I just wanted the T-shirt. The T-shirt smells like a chemical dump (from the horrible cheap ink they used) and looks like it was personally tailored for King Kong Bundy. Seriously, it’s like the none-more-black version of a Snuggie.

[reply]i mean, the bitch that wrote Juno did the script for this.

Oh, crap. If you ever want to send me into a boiling rage, bring me into a discussion on that movie and you’ll see teeth smashed and eyesockets violated.

[reply]and as much as i want to like Bruce Campbell, what i have realized is that he has been in more movies/tv shows that i DONT like than ones that i DO like. so he isnt really a mark of quality to me.

HAHA!!! Dude. Two months ago I bought the complete series of Brisco County, Jr. on DVD from COSTCO. I don’t remember anything about it. I’m putting an 80% chance on me never even opening the box.

I also spent $30 on a Spinal Tap collection even though I already had the movie and the CD . . . I just wanted the T-shirt. The T-shirt smells like a chemical dump (from the horrible cheap ink they used) and looks like it was personally tailored for King Kong Bundy. Seriously, it’s like the none-more-black version of a Snuggie.[/reply]

good call. hahaha. but yeah, so i donno about this movie… im thinking its just gonna end up being a paint by numbers bullshit affair, and will forever besmirch the name of Evil Dead… :frowning:

good call. hahaha. but yeah, so i donno about this movie… im thinking its just gonna end up being a paint by numbers bullshit affair, and will forever besmirch the name of Evil Dead… :frowning:

Yeah, I’m still pessimistic. I didn’t see the trailer, but the little write up thing and the screen shot with the girl with the cut mouth both made me a little hopeful. Not optimistic. Just . . . . you know, kind of like when Ministry puts out a new album and there’s that glimmer of hope that you’re pretty sure is going to be squashed as soon as you actually hear the disc . . . .

I will see this.

Actually never liked Evil Dead. Always thought it was just an over hyped lo -fi shlock fest made by a recently graduated student film-maker who got lucky.

Anyone see the Last House On the Left re-make??? Utter butt-raping crapfest of a film. Stay well away from it.

“Last House on the Left” was remade?

Oh, Brother.

I suppose it’s time we get a remake of “Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer”. It could be pretty awesome. Get M.Knight Shamalamadingdong to direct it. Henry could be played by Marky Mark Wahlberg. Otis could be played by Justin Timberlake. Soundtrack by Skrillex . . .

M Night Shamalamdingdong is too busy making films that will “inspire hope and ultimately change the course of humanity” - like Lady In The Water and The Last Airbender - to concern himself with remakes about serial killers.

Although if he did he would cast Haley Joel Osment in the title role and he would rely heavily on exposition, plot developing dialogue, logic defying “twists” and clumsily introduced themes that hit you over the head and scream “THIS IS THE MESSAGE THAT I AM TRYING TO CONVEY TO THE AUDIENCE” as loud as humanly possible.

But lots of people would still go and see it - which proves my theory that you can fool enough people most of the time if given a big enough budget and marketing campaign.

“Last House on the Left” was remade?
Soundtrack by Skrillex . . .

Remixxxed by that fat guy you are so fond of…

I spit on your grave remake was stupid too.
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grmpysmrf

But lots of people would still go and see it - which proves my theory that you can fool enough people most of the time if given a big enough budget and marketing campaign.

Learned my lesson with “the village.” No more films from that guy for me.
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grmpysmrf

Last House remake was a steamy turd…TCM remake was a steamy bloody turd…Straw Dogs remake was west nile virus diarreah…

Actually never liked Evil Dead. Always thought it was just an over hyped lo -fi shlock fest made by a recently graduated student film-maker who got lucky.

Anyone see the Last House On the Left re-make??? Utter butt-raping crapfest of a film. Stay well away from it.

couldnt possibly disagree with you more on your first point.

however, do agree with your second one.

the original last house is also a waste of film (as are just about ALL female rape-revenge films made by men) but at least that one had the decency to be a B film waste of film… the remake was a big budget crap-a-palooza. what is saddest about the remake is that it is a part of this rash of films being made with the intention of sanctifying mindless vigilantism at the loss of logic.

bleh.

the robocop remake is going to suck hard too. so will the creature from the black lagoon, the mummy, THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, scanners, the birds, monster squad, carrie, and every other horror re-make slated for the next 2 years.