Apparently,this guy tried to hire some undercover detective to knock off his estranged wife and is now busted and in deep shit…I know nothing about this band or their music but man what a story…strange week in metal…deaths,electrocutions,meth busts and now the hiring of hit men to wipe out the old wifey…wonder what next week has in store…
“Christian metalcore”. Hahaha.
Figures.
Christian Metalcore?? wtf…blech…
Throw the book at him!!![:)][:P]
Let him share a cell in Czech prison with Randy Blythe (Lamb of God). They can do the “Wall of Death” and take turns running into each other.
That guy has got nothing on the guy from Lost Prophets.
I keep picturing the guys from Mayhem laughing at this…
I keep picturing the guys from Mayhem laughing at this…
Yep. You gotta put in your own work, Son!
This is great news to me. He should get the death penalty for being in a shitty metalcore band.
I’ve never heard them. But I know I don’t like them. I hate any band whose name is a sentence or a sentence fragment.
As I Lay Dying
The Devil Wears Prada
I Killed The Prom Queen
Thine Eyes Bleed
Job for A Cowboy
Every Time I Die
Bring Me The Horizon
In fact, I’ve never even heard most of these bands, but I know they’re gay and I hate them. I hope they all get cancer in the butt and then die from butt cancer.
I’ve never heard them. But I know I don’t like them. I hate any band whose name is a sentence or a sentence fragment.
As I Lay Dying
The Devil Wears Prada
I Killed The Prom Queen
Thine Eyes Bleed
Job for A Cowboy
Every Time I Die
Bring Me The Horizon
In fact, I’ve never even heard most of these bands, but I know they’re gay and I hate them. I hope they all get cancer in the butt and then die from butt cancer.
Quality post…my sentiments exactly…those band names really are so wretched…goddamn…
And They Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
No, Jerks.
We’ll know you as the band that had a really long and horrible name and whose music will undoubtedly suck even worse than your name.
Iwrestledabearonce [crazy]
More fagottry:
All That Remains
Between the Buried and Me
Asking Alexandria
August Burns Red
Bullet for my Valentine
I saw this this morning. I laughed my balls off when I foundout it was a church group. Apparently, god was taking to long to answer his prayers. What I want to know is how did he come to hire a sheriff? Did he put an ad on craigs list or what? You’d figure that’s the kind of shit you would turn to a trusted friend who in turn knows another trusted friend, and at the end the cops aren’t involved.
Was he praying for this out loud at a church where some cop was praying and said cop said i’ll do it… Yer under arest
Late,
grmpysmrf
And more:
Virtues In The Night
Crimes of Tuesday
Forgetting About July
Interference is Sin
Remote Controlled Revenge
Kidding. I used this site to help me generate shitty names for a band: http://www.songname.net/names.html
More fagottry:
All That Remains
Between the Buried and Me
Asking Alexandria
August Burns Red
Bullet for my Valentine
Yeah. All that faggitry.
And they all look the same too. Skinny little dudes with way too many tattoos and straightened black hair. Possibly with stretched out hoop earlobes. Tight skinny pants. Converse sneakers. Baby-sized t-shirts or sleeveless t’s.
If He Dies He Dies is another crappy one. That’s all cool if you wanna quote a Rocky movie, but at least have the music to back it up
I thought it was pretty funny when the Wikipedia entry was altered this morning to describe the band’s sound as “metalcore and wifemurdercore.”
I thought it was pretty funny when the Wikipedia entry was altered this morning to describe the band’s sound as “metalcore and wifemurdercore.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I . . . CAN’T . . . . FRIGGIN’ . . . . BREATHE
(Seriously, I’m choking from laughing. That was awesome.)
I thought it was pretty funny when the Wikipedia entry was altered this morning to describe the band’s sound as “metalcore and wifemurdercore.”
Awesome!
Late,
grmpysmrf