Did you guys here about this As i Lay Dying singer?

And They Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead

No, Jerks.
We’ll know you as the band that had a really long and horrible name and whose music will undoubtedly suck even worse than your name.

HEY!

Don’t forget the ellipses ("…") at the beginning.

Lowell out.

Dammit! My bad. That’s almost as bad as forgetting the exclamation point in Panic! At the Disco

Or forgetting how many )'s in Sunn O))). Crap, I’m not sure now if there’s 2 or 3.

I think the band was formed in the 90s and named themselves after Sunn amps, who were no longer trading and very hard to get hold of.

That guy from Lost Prophets is fucked up, it’s one of those things you hear about that doesn’t compute.

Might not be as bad as one of the guitarists for Static X. Had a penchant for young girls. Also, got popped for kidnapping and sexual assault of a minor (recurring theme). You don’t see much of that guy anymore.

Some real winners.

Don’t forget ‘I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness’

Don’t forget ‘I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness’

Didn’t Paul produce those guys?

[reply]Don’t forget ‘I Love You But I’ve Chosen Darkness’

Didn’t Paul produce those guys?[/reply]

He did. The name of the band is actually a quote by Paul which was spoken to Al in January 2004, as he left the Ministry.

After saying this, Paul went home, played Guitar Hero (or thought about inventing it if it had not already been invented) and listened to some of his Cure vinyl collection. It was some day.

Metalcore is a sorry excuse for a genre !

Wifemurdercore is a very exclusive genre…the hipsters should love it…

WIFEMURDERCORE 4 LYFE!!!

YO YO YO!!! IN THE HIZZY!!!

Me and my hardcore bro’s are gonna pump that shit all night,yo!!!

Somebody brought up Tripp Eisen. That guy is fucking hilarious (well, not the having sex with underage girls part). He got underage girls posing as a FAN of Static-X. He could’ve even use his being in a then-popular band to get pussy.

He’s also a huge Objectivist conservative, so when he’s not in jail he’s appearing in Glenn Beck audiences:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeFYmjnxjb8

He posed as a fan of a band he was in to get pussy?

That is f hilarious!

He posed as a fan of a band he was in to get pussy?

That is f hilarious!

Yeah, I read that (here). Apparently he was lurking on the chatrooms and fan boards and such, hitting up the little teenyboppers.

“OMG u lyk static-X 2? they r so gr8! lets get 2gethr 2nite! my 'rents r gone n I can get sum mikes hard lemn8 4 us n we can watch twilite and staticX!!!”

I didn’t know that about Tripp. I just figured he lured them in and so on. That’s awesome (not really. Pathetic kind of funny).

Very sad that he ruined his credibility by being into high school girls. I was generally a fan of all the work he’s best known for (Dope, Static-X, Murderdolls). Of course, this was middle and high school.

Very sad that he ruined his credibility by being into high school girls. I was generally a fan of all the work he’s best known for (Dope, Static-X, Murderdolls). Of course, this was middle and high school.

Credibility? Ahem…cough…[;)]

Did he even play on the murderdolls album? Was always under the impression that it was mostly Joey. Been years, so I could be wrong. I know he wasn’t around long though since he had to go back to Static X. And wasn’t he only on one Static X album? Didn’t seem to stick around long in either.

[reply]Very sad that he ruined his credibility by being into high school girls. I was generally a fan of all the work he’s best known for (Dope, Static-X, Murderdolls). Of course, this was middle and high school.

Credibility? Ahem…cough…[;)][/reply]

Yeah, he kinda lost all credibility by being in terrible bands to begin with.

Did he even play on the murderdolls album? Was always under the impression that it was mostly Joey. Been years, so I could be wrong. I know he wasn’t around long though since he had to go back to Static X. And wasn’t he only on one Static X album? Didn’t seem to stick around long in either.

he only played a handful of solos on the murderdolls album. but otherwise its all wednesday and joey.

and if im not mistaken, he is credited for machine, but didnt actually play on it, and only has songwriting credits on shadow zone and start a war… (and the rarities album)

as for dope… i think he only has like 2 co-writing credits on the 2 albums he was on…

that said, i donno if this As I Lay Dying guy did it. he said he is not guilty, and so far i havent been shown any good proof. so i mean, innocent until proven guilty. still though… even if he is found innocent, this will be a hard thing to bounce back from.

and yes, wifemurdercore got me to laugh out loud.