CHUCKS OF GLENN BECK ARE IN MY STOOL !

hello folks

i have tried and tried and and could never get that shit smell out of my shit ! i would move my bowels and be blown away by the fowl rank odor.
well, thanks to this great product my shit does not smell. run out and buy some glenn beck deep rectal douche. no one knows more about the sphincter than glenn beck. so, if you want your brown eye to wink at you in the waters reflection when your sitting on the toilet, us the glenn beck deep rectal douche and like me, when you get up from the toilet after major elimination and you turn around to flush you will see in the bowl all that shit . there’s a little bit of glenn in your matter.

when i see my shit in the toilet i now say " thanks glenn beck "

god bless only those who think like me.

shit breath[:)]

I’m glad to see Glenn Beck has been re-catergorised from human to fecal matter.

He was the worst human being in recent memory.

I’m somewhat to the Left on the political spectrum but your post just seems like unnecessary flamebait to me.

You’re either being insincere or else you’re a drag on the Left/Progressive movement with that attitude.

Either way…it ain’t helping.

I’m somewhat to the Left on the political spectrum but your post just seems like unnecessary flamebait to me.

You’re either being insincere or else you’re a drag on the Left/Progressive movement with that attitude.

Either way…it ain’t helping.

Word!
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grmpysmrf

In an unrelated rant the vile scatology of shit breath might be hard to appreciate. When talking about Gleck, I deem it fitting. Gleck is an unmitigated, horrible little creep.

Whether shit breath is a drag on the left is one question. Another more pointed question is whether Gleck is a drag on pluralism. Gleck oozes revulsion. If you spend more than 5 minutes watching/listening to him it is unhealthily vexing. Surely a smart American must be embarrassed that a gump like Gleck can attract an audience of millions.

I don’t believe Gleck should be taken seriously in the slightest bit. Shit-addled diatribes against him are as acceptable as serious attempts to understand him. He does not merit better treatment than what shit breath gave him. People like Gleck never have the facts on their side. Never. They are fleeting charlatans in a flawed world.

This is not a defence of shit breath. It is a defence of what was said about Gleck, whether shit breath was serious or not. The best option to counter Gleck is to utterly ignore him. If he’s unavoidable then maybe achieve some catharsis in the process. Blow him out your…

If millions cannot see what he is, they are not worth the time either.

Concentrate on securing a majority.

In an unrelated rant the vile scatology of shit breath might be hard to appreciate. When talking about Gleck, I deem it fitting. Gleck is an unmitigated, horrible little creep.

Whether shit breath is a drag on the left is one question. Another more pointed question is whether Gleck is a drag on pluralism. Gleck oozes revulsion. If you spend more than 5 minutes watching/listening to him it is unhealthily vexing. Surely a smart American must be embarrassed that a gump like Gleck can attract an audience of millions.

I don’t believe Gleck should be taken seriously in the slightest bit. Shit-addled diatribes against him are as acceptable as serious attempts to understand him. He does not merit better treatment than what shit breath gave him. People like Gleck never have the facts on their side. Never. They are fleeting charlatans in a flawed world.

This is not a defence of shit breath. It is a defence of what was said about Gleck, whether shit breath was serious or not. The best option to counter Gleck is to utterly ignore him. If he’s unavoidable then maybe achieve some catharsis in the process. Blow him out your…

If millions cannot see what he is, they are not worth the time either.

Concentrate on securing a majority.

I agree with all of your post Mick but breath didn’t bring anything new to the table and really it just amounted to a grade school diatribe.

I would agree with the sentiments of his rant but I would keep it to myself cause it wasn’t funny and as wemp pointed out it isn’t helping. So it really serves no purpose
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grmpysmrf

Concentrate on securing a majority.

Couldn’t agree more. Which is why I would implore the original poster to can the hyperbole. Nobody wants to hear it.

he is exposing the truth about progressives but his whole spiel about returning to “A God Fearing Country” is just pushing this country back into dangerous territory. fuck religion.

hello folks

i have tried and tried and and could never get that shit smell out of my shit ! i would move my bowels and be blown away by the fowl rank odor.
well, thanks to this great product my shit does not smell. run out and buy some glenn beck deep rectal douche. no one knows more about the sphincter than glenn beck. so, if you want your brown eye to wink at you in the waters reflection when your sitting on the toilet, us the glenn beck deep rectal douche and like me, when you get up from the toilet after major elimination and you turn around to flush you will see in the bowl all that shit . there’s a little bit of glenn in your matter.

when i see my shit in the toilet i now say " thanks glenn beck "

god bless only those who think like me.

shit breath[:)]

: )

hahaha

you funny man

he is exposing the truth about progressives…

The only thing wrong with progressives is the fact that they continue to let Fox Slander them… End of story!

There is no truth anywhere in Glenn Beck… NONE! Not even an ounce! a measurement I’m sure he’s still familiar with! Dude was shit in high school and has no NO college in him… and he’s so smart now because, how?

He’d like to believe he’s self educated (through the Library of all places but we all know he wouldn’t step foot in that bastion of socialism.) I love how he poked education in the eye when he had access to it, and now what does he use in his show? A chalkboard, as if he’s the teacher … sheesh! what a moron! Sadly he’s not the dumbest though, the people that follow everything he says as gospel are even more foolish!
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grmpysmrf

I’m sorry but I’m a Libertarian. thats the way it is.

I enjoy Prongs more when there’s a few trolls around, reminds me of playing D&D when I was a kid.

I’m sorry but I’m a Libertarian. thats the way it is.

You should really look into the libertarian platform (and not just take Beck’s word on what it is) because Beck doesn’t line up with libertarians either.

Beck aside, Libertarian view is basically a fast march to aristocracy…
Aristocracy is not a viable way to run a country.
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grmpysmrf

I enjoy Prongs more when there’s a few trolls around, reminds me of playing D&D when I was a kid.

I’m a troll? [:/]

Liberalism, err Progressivism is basically a fast march to bankruptcy. Bankruptcy is not a viable way to run anything.

exactly. my views are a literal interpretation of the constitution. I don’t see how “aristocratic” that is.

Liberalism, err Progressivism is basically a fast march to bankruptcy.

LOL says the guy who favors the party that racked up the biggest debt in the nations history… (and has done so for the last 30 years) Let me be the first to tell ya’, those weren’t liberal/progressive agendas that money was spent on and yet here we are looking at bankruptcy. that’s what you get under aristocrat direction… tsk tsk. come on Prologue we’ve had these discussions before… grow out of it!

So how is liberalism a fast march to bankruptcy? letting gay people marry, wanting privacy (as in the gestapo in Arizona), not wanting to be exploited at work, these are all going to bankrupt us? who knew? If that were true the last eight years would’ve been a mecca of prosperity because there was no liberal agenda in sight… EPIC FAIL! People were worse off than ever under W. people were worse off under W than they were Reagan and that’s tough to accomplish!

Paw!!please! two illegal wars have bankrupted us. Tax cuts for the rich HAVE bankrupted us. Boy just look at all of those jobs that have been created under W’s tax cuts… oh that’s right we had more major companies go out of bussiness than ever before under him. and people want to keep the cuts??? when the rich were taxed at a fair rate we had jobs. as soon as the tax cuts came good by jobs! the rich still have their tax cuts how come no jobs?

exactly. my views are a literal interpretation of the constitution. I don’t see how “aristocratic” that is.

Well if you wanna get technical the writers of the constitution were aristocrats trying to help out the common man. An aristocrat knows nothing of the common man but it was a decent attempt.

ok your views are a “literal interpretation” So, you are in complete support of universal health care, not this crappy bullshit that republicans gutted that will go into effect in 2014, but the single payer? Because under the constitution everyone is “entitled to the right to life!” (strict interpretation fella!)

that means no more health insurance companies coming and saying “fuck you we aint paying, so you’re dying.”

Which is sad because that’s what was pushed in order to completely gut the bill and yet that’s exactly what’s going on right now and has been going since the start. Some insurance company suit with no medical degree is completely in control of your health care and thousands of idiots took to the streets to make sure it stayed that way! “PLEASE CONTINUE TO RIP US OFF! WE DON’T WANT TO CHANGE CAUSE OUR HARD WORK AND PRIDE WILL HEAL US.”

Next, give back all of your semi automatic handguns and what not because under strict interpretation of the Constitution and the bill of rights “arms” are a flint lock musket… care to rethink your stance, there, on strict interpretation?

I used to be a libertarian until I reached the age of reason. some people grow, others don’t. Growing comes with pains most people are pussies and refuse to go through pangs of growing…“I’ve always been this way…I ain’t changing” SHeesh grow up!

greed and individualism don’t make a good combination which in turn doesn’t make for a good country. the essence of libertarians.
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grmpysmrf

For the most part Grmp has hit the nail on the head.
Though I wouldn’t say the Afghanistan war was illegal, it hasn’t worked out for either country beyond the U.S. exacting revenge and toppling one of the most despicable regimes of modern times from power. But they’re still around and the U.S. gov need to accept that their presence is unwanted in the Middle East. Iraq was obviously a complete disaster and illegal as hell.

What a lot of people don’t realise is that with a country as big as the U.S. a hyper-capitalist system with a hands off policy from a federal gov. will always fail. The problem in the States is that the only viable alternative to the loony/backward/ignorant/ G.O.P. is the floundering/pandering/confused Dems. For anyone to still sing the praises of (or even side with) the G.O.P after Reagan, and Bush 1&2 is off their tits. Do people forget that Reagan is guilty of treason amongst other things? That Bush Sr. was a spineless liar (and may have been involved in an unsuitable relationship during the 80s: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjweYD5mXv8) and that Bush Jr… well

We may have our differences about the meaning of the rebel flag but it’s nice to see finally read/hear something other than Fox/gop talking points (wempathy is usually really good about destroying propaganda on the board as well)

Reagen guilty of treason, YES! Ed Meese Guilty of treason YES! Oliver North Guilty of Treason, YES

Reagen’s dead, Don’t know what happened to Ed Meese (although i know he wasn’t punished) but I do know Oliver North should’ve been doing time in prison (as all 3 of them should have been)and now he is/was a governor/senator(?) (of I think Alabama…?)

The cartoon is hilarious!What’s even worse is I can hear W saying that at a press conference! Ah he’s just a regular guy!

BTW What was the reason for the Afghan war? the majority of the High jackers came from Saudi Arabia…
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grmpysmrf

[reply]Liberalism, err Progressivism is basically a fast march to bankruptcy.

LOL says the guy who favors the party that racked up the biggest debt in the nations history… (and has done so for the last 30 years) Let me be the first to tell ya’, those weren’t liberal/progressive agendas that money was spent on and yet here we are looking at bankruptcy. that’s what you get under aristocrat direction… tsk tsk. come on Prologue we’ve had these discussions before… grow out of it!

So how is liberalism a fast march to bankruptcy? letting gay people marry, wanting privacy (as in the gestapo in Arizona), not wanting to be exploited at work, these are all going to bankrupt us? who knew? If that were true the last eight years would’ve been a mecca of prosperity because there was no liberal agenda in sight… EPIC FAIL! People were worse off than ever under W. people were worse off under W than they were Reagan and that’s tough to accomplish!

Paw!!please! two illegal wars have bankrupted us. Tax cuts for the rich HAVE bankrupted us. Boy just look at all of those jobs that have been created under W’s tax cuts… oh that’s right we had more major companies go out of bussiness than ever before under him. and people want to keep the cuts??? when the rich were taxed at a fair rate we had jobs. as soon as the tax cuts came good by jobs! the rich still have their tax cuts how come no jobs?

exactly. my views are a literal interpretation of the constitution. I don’t see how “aristocratic” that is.

Well if you wanna get technical the writers of the constitution were aristocrats trying to help out the common man. An aristocrat knows nothing of the common man but it was a decent attempt.

ok your views are a “literal interpretation” So, you are in complete support of universal health care, not this crappy bullshit that republicans gutted that will go into effect in 2014, but the single payer? Because under the constitution everyone is “entitled to the right to life!” (strict interpretation fella!)

that means no more health insurance companies coming and saying “fuck you we aint paying, so you’re dying.”

Which is sad because that’s what was pushed in order to completely gut the bill and yet that’s exactly what’s going on right now and has been going since the start. Some insurance company suit with no medical degree is completely in control of your health care and thousands of idiots took to the streets to make sure it stayed that way! “PLEASE CONTINUE TO RIP US OFF! WE DON’T WANT TO CHANGE CAUSE OUR HARD WORK AND PRIDE WILL HEAL US.”

Next, give back all of your semi automatic handguns and what not because under strict interpretation of the Constitution and the bill of rights “arms” are a flint lock musket… care to rethink your stance, there, on strict interpretation?

I used to be a libertarian until I reached the age of reason. some people grow, others don’t. Growing comes with pains most people are pussies and refuse to go through pangs of growing…“I’ve always been this way…I ain’t changing” SHeesh grow up!

greed and individualism don’t make a good combination which in turn doesn’t make for a good country. the essence of libertarians.
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honestly, I’m not a Republican. I hate both parties in this very flawed two-party system.

At least get your facts straight. The 110th Congress which began in January 2007, was controlled by Democrats. They still control both houses. Democrats have had 100% control of both Congress and the Whitehouse for nearly 2 years and control of Congress for almost 4 years. Care to rethink your statement? Or shall I simply say EPIC FAIL?

LOL ^ wtf does this have to do with anything? like that’s a rebuttal compared to the 6 years that Repubs had and raided the treasury for every last dime? wtf’s your point?

You also know that I am no fan of Republicans either.

Kinda of hard to believe in that when the tea party encompasses all the worst details of republicans and then throws in even more extremism to boot. Sara Palin is one of the representatives of the tea partiers. If the tea partiers weren’t republicans and were all about common sense, then the tea party mob wouldn’t let that lady anywhere near your gatherings, but not only is she allowed but she’s encouraged and often paid to show up, same with glenn beck.

If the Tea partiers really were what they claim to be both palin and beck would be tila tequilad off the stage whenever they appear but you all cheer at their nonsense! tell me again how tea partiers aren’t the extreme versions of republicans…

They spend too much as well. You know as well as I do, congress controls the purse strings.

So is that the republican defense? “The DEMS MADE us spend all that money!”

Since it is apparently easier to listen to MSNBC than to bother looking for the truth,

[rolleyes]

I have provided a listing of who controlled what and when.

For what reason? To prove my statements even more?
I noticed you gave the Dems the majority in 2001when the senate was evenly split… even though Cheney was the tie breaker. so really it’s an R not a D

(Sorry the formatting got a little FUBAR.)

how bout this for the sake of ease:
http://uspolitics.about.com/od/usgovernment/l/bl_party_division_2.htm
for those that don’t care to follow the link it’s a power tie at 24 a piece. over the last 30 years whether it be the house the senate or the presidency each party has control over one or more branch of government at least as many times as the other. and the most money has always been spent on the Repubs watch and never for the sake of the working man!

BTW look at what all the old ass fuckers call the nostalgia years when prosperity was in your pocket and happiness came with the rise of the new day… ALL Democrats

Repubs had total control in the last 30 years exactly twice. Dems had total control 3 times. By total control, I mean Pres and both House and Senate.

You’re not helping your cause! So the Repubs have had total control exactly 2 times in the last 30 years and yet the majority of the debt has been incurred on their watch. Again what’s your point?

Reagan and Bush I with their 3 terms spent more money than all of the other previous presidents combined. Bill Clinton comes in balances the budget and if his budget would’ve continued to have been followed then the national debt would’ve been 0 by the end of W’s first term. but enter W and he goes off and spends more money than all other presidents before him including his father and Reagan… very tough to do! but he did it and modern day republicans and tea party calls Dems the party of spend spend spend!? In what universe? Do you live in Bizarro world?

The Dems have been the party of fiscal responsibility for the 3 times in the last 30 that they’ve controlled all 3 branches.When was the last time a Repub balanced his budget? the answer to that riddle is NEVER!

the two times the Repubs had total control they frittered away the national treasury.

Dems had both houses 6 times. Repubs 5 times.

So? again DEMS don’t make Repubs spend money! Repubs basically blackmail money out of the congress… “You better give us money or you hate freedom and piss on the troops and we’re going to go to the left wing press and tell about your traitor ways.” Although they needn’t do that when they control all three branches such as the blank check that was given from 2001 to 2007.

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So how is liberalism a fast march to bankruptcy?

I took your silly generalization and made my own out it.
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except that mine is not a silly generalization and has been proven time and time again that a country declines when the wealthy are allowed to take all the wealth and not give any back to the majority of the country. I know you’re trying really hard to be devil’s advocate but your gonna have to do better.

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“arms” are a flint lock musket… care to rethink your stance, there, on strict interpretation?

Actually, the Constitution is technology agnostic. The U.S. Supreme court has unequivocally ruled that the 2nd Amendment pertains to individuals.
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Yeah? what’s that got to do with STRICT INTERPRETATION? apparently you missed that in my first post I bolded it for you!

As far as what our Founding Fathers had to say about being armed.

Don’t really care, seeing as I don’t want a gun… you want a gun? Help yourself. I will not own one especially now that I got a little one on the way. It’s a personal safety issue with me. You know, now that I think about it, the old west was a very safe place to be since everybody was armed. (That last sentence was sarcasm by the way)

"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms… disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes… Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man. "

guns do you no good if the perp walks up behind you, or silently breaks into your house at night and shoots you while you sleep. Hell, now they got two guns or more thanks to your death and your keeping of “arms”

"And what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance?

woud’ve been nice if you (all of you part time history/constitutional scholars) were this quote filled when Bush was dismantling America/the Constitution

Let them take arms. … The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

Thank you Timothy McVeigh for popularizing this quote and thank you Glen Beck beck for repeating this taken out of context quote from an American terrorist. Other wise the uneducated wouldn’t have anything to march around and shout or put on t-shirts to seem important. thank you to these fools for popularizing this slogan again for the last two democratic presidents… Shout it to a republican though and your a treasonist son of a bitch!

There can be no doubt as to the intent of the 2nd Amendment. It is indeed an individual, not state right.

Don’t care… have a gun if you want. but you’re a fool if you think it keeps you safe. I was speaking to strict interpretation which under that title means an arm is a flintlock musket

You know your flood of quotes are really taken out of context because you are quoting men who would face their enemy and look them in the eye as they shot at them with their crooked barreled guns. people no longer have the pride to even fist fight like that, let alone shoot at each other other like that. you think their thoughts would still be the same on fire arms considering the evolution of fighting? I think not

others were criminals such as John Hancock.

Try again.
“Before the American Revolution, Hancock was one of the wealthiest men in the Thirteen Colonies, having inherited a profitable shipping business from his uncle”

A few others were farmers, smiths and merchants. Not all were wealthy.

Name one who wasn’t! “Smiths and merchants” were the wealthy of the day!
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